The Collingwood Rant

What a thrilling win! And yet, there's still more controversy. Only the AFL's ineptitude could attempt to sully a famous after-the-siren victory -- but not on The Rant's watch! Join Sly and Spook as they conduct a special interview, examine the win over the Bombers, look at the Jack Ginnivan mess, try to dissect the probable Daniel McStay trade, and preview the upcoming clash against the Power. Al...

Join Sly and Spook as they discuss the victory over the Crows, look at the team's make-up, and preview the upcoming clash against Essendon!  All on The Rant!

Collingwood took on the might of the North Melbourne Football Club. And to the credit of the wooden spoon favourites, they gave the Pies a scare! Sly and Spook wrap up the win over the Kangaroos, applaud Beau McCreery's ferocity, explore the Jack Ginnivan phenomenon, look at Brodie Grundy's contract, and more in this week's episode! All on The Rant!

Six in a row! What a streak! Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the victory over the Gold Coast Suns, dissect the Darcy Moore dilemma, and preview the upcoming game against the Kangaroos. All on The Rant!

Collingwood braved inclement conditions to smash accuracy so they could eke out a narrow win over the GWS Giants. Sly and Spook look at the game, examine what's to be done with Brodie Grundy, investigate the Jordan de Goey saga, and preview the game against the Gold Coast Suns. All on The Rant!

What a victory over the reigning premiers, Melbourne, on the Queen's Birthday! Join Sly and Spook as they look at the win, the breakdown of the team, and all the glories and pitfall of Collingwood. All on The Rant!

The Collingwood juggernaut continues to build. Three wins in a row! Who would've thunk it? Join Sly and Spook as they look at the victory over the Hawks, the attention given to Jack Ginnivan, and the upcoming clash against Melbourne! All on The Rant!

What's better than a victory over our most-hated rival? A victory in controversial circumstances! And what a win it was! Join Sly and Spook as they look at Collingwood's thumping five-point victory over Carlton, and preview the upcoming battle against Hawthorn. All on the Rant!

What a rousing victory! But why did it happen? HOW did it happen? Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win, look at umpiring, preview the clash against Carlton, and more! All on The Rant!

Collingwood have crashed back down to reality following a demoralising loss to the Western Bulldogs. What went wrong? And who's to blame? Is it the gameplan? Is it the personnel? Is it James Brayshaw? Join Sly and Spook as they dissect at the loss and what it means for Collingwood! All on The Rant!

What's loaded with beer and goes whack? Sly and Spook after a loss! A look at the defeat to Richmond, selections, looseness in defense, youth in attack, Ginnivan bashing, Mansell, tribunals, Lumumba, the upcoming clash against the Bulldogs and more! All on The Rant!

What a powerhouse win against the might and talent of the Gold Coast Suns! Fans are ablaze in their pride. Whoever could've seen this coming?  Join Sly and Spook as they review the victory and look at Collingwood's weaknesses and concerning trends. Also, a preview of the upcoming game against Richmond! All on the Rant!

What's better than beating the Bombers on Anzac Day? Well, that would be a slightly inebriated Rant! Join Sly and Spook as they break down Collingwood's traditional Anzac Day clash against Essendon, and look at the upcoming match against the Gold Coast Suns! All on The Rant!

Another loss for Collingwood, which brings them to 2-3 for the 2022 season. Valiant in defeat, what are the positives? Are there any? Sly and Spook look at the game against Brisbane, the gameplan, the team make-up, and the upcoming ANZAC Day clash against Essendon.

Collingwood's fabulous losing streak continues as they flopped ingloriously into another last-quarter capitulation, this time at the hands of the Eagles. Sly and Spook look at the game and the gameplan, Jamie Elliott's injury, Anthony Hudson's obsession with calling Jack Ginnivan for diving, Darcy Moore's new contract, the upcoming match against Brisbane, and more! All on The Rant!

When you lose like that, what do you get? An angry, angry rant! Sly and Spook look at the loss against Geelong, Joel Selwood's uncelebrated thuggery, Kane Cornes in the media, and the upcoming game against the Eagles! All on The Rant!

The Collingwood powerhouse rocks on with its second victory for the season -- this time at the expense of the pride of South Australia, the mighty Adelaide Crows. Sly and Spook look at the game, the plight with a former Pie, Kane Cornes, and the upcoming battle against Geelong. All on The Rant!

And here we go, kicking off another season with an exciting new brand of football, a victory, and dreams of hope!  Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win over the Saints, look at Collingwood in the media, and the upcoming game against the Crows!

What a tumultuous time it is at Collingwood! Jordan de Goey is in trouble. Again. What should his punishment be? The political landscape finally seems to be settling. But is it for better or for worse? And after trading and cuts, Collingwood is settling their list for the future. But just how far are we from contending again? Join Sly and Spook as they rant their way through these issues and more....

Join Sly and Spook for a walk down memory lane as they revisit the 2010 Premiership, explore the premiership squad, examine the ill-fated succession, and look forward into a new era. https://youtu.be/FhSNLzz9mxA

Collingwood's political situation, once a powder keg of volatility, has simmered into something tepid. Rumours of presidential maneuvering, factions, infighting, backroom deals, and succession, abound through the idiot press, panic merchants, and the pot stirrers, but where does the truth lie? Join Sly and Spook as they explore Collingwood's political situation, and look at other odds and ends, su...

After an exhaustive process, Collingwood has a new coach: Craig McRae. Check out Sly and Spook's thoughts about the coaching appointment, how it occurred in the current political landscape, and what they expect in the future.  All on The Rant!

In a world of turmoil and uncertainty, Collingwood crowned their inglorious season with an equally inglorious performance. But the year is far from over. Who will be the coach? Who will be the president? Who will be on the administration? How will Nick Daicos be acquired? Did Collingwood miss out on another talented prospect? Where will Scott Pendlebury play? Is Brodie Grundy tradable? Join Sly an...

The end is almost in sight for Collingwood's 2021 Home & Away season -- an end that couldn't come quick enough. Collingwood's penultimate game was a smashing. Unfortunately, they were at the wrong end of it. And, typically, the narratives around the loss stem from the instability surrounding Collingwood's future. Join Sly and Spook as they look at the match against the Brisbane Lions, the cond...

How many roads must a Collingwood travel before you can call them a Collingwood? The answer, my friends, is certainly not blowing in yet another loss to Hawthorn! Also, further exploration of Collingwood's political turmoil. And a preview, of sorts, for our upcoming battle against Brisbane at [TO BE FILLED IN LATER]. All on The Rant!