The Collingwood Rant

Angry and spiteful. That describes Sly and Spook. But it also describes the fiery Suns-Pies encounters. Join Sly, Spook, and too much beer, as they dissect the harrowing victory. All on The Rant!

What a dreary contest. And one that doesn't so much tell us about where the Pies are heading but more about the delusion of where they think they're going. Join Sly and Spook as they query Collingwood's path. All on The Rant!

And we’re not talking about at Port Adelaide. One quarter aside, Collingwood continue to muddle through their matches. Why? What’s going wrong? And what hope does the next generation bring? Find out with Sly and Spook! All on The Rant!

It's official! Collingwood is a bust. A King's Birthday disappointment has only reinforced all the issues, but has the Collingwood brainstrust taken any notice? Uh uh. But take notice of Sly and Spook as they shout at the loss, and highlight every single issue. All on The Rant!

Betterlate than never! Are we talking about The Rant? Or Collingwood deciding to playattacking football? Join Sly and Spook as they echo fan sentiment to explorethe frustration with Collingwood's methodology. All on The Rant!

SP433 celebrates Scott Pendlebury's greatness, and Sly and Spook's rantiness. Join them as they examine a hard-fought victory over the Eagles, the farcical hyperfocus on Pendles in the lead-up, and the terrible cost that's come out of the game. All on The Rant.

Damn you, Collingwood. DAMN YOU! From victory to defeat, and everything on repeat: how to lose a game you shouldn't. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the gross failure, what's going wrong, and ... what's going right. All on The Rant.

What a monumental mess of a game. It's not going to be pretty. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the humiliating loss at the paws of the Cats. All on The Rant.

Up against the old bogey. And another game in which we've snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the Pies-Hawks game, the good performers ... and not-so-good. All on The Rant.

The Pies do Anzac Day proud by smashing the humble Bombers. Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win and look at what's coming. All on The Rant!

A Herculean effort from Nick Daicos hauls the Pies over the line against the old enemy, the Blues, but another win just papers over widening cracks. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the game and look at the way forward. All on The Rant!

A shattering loss exposes the black and white frailties and invites more and more questions. Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the Pies capitulation to the Dockers, look back at 2025, and examine what's next. All on The Rant!

Worse than a loss! Collingwood exposed on every level, and perhaps an insight into the future. Join Sly and Spook as they examine what the Thursday's humbling effort means for the Pies and their future. All on The Rant!

The Pies are back on the winners list, but what does that mean for the future? An impressive debut for Oscar Steene, a blast from the past for Steele Sidebottom, and a nullifying showcase from The Frampchise, and of course there's that guy Nick Daicos. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the victory and look at the list and where Collingwood sits. All on The Rant!

Enjoy the show?! Why not tip us a Ko-fi! (It’s Swedish for beer…possibly) https://ko-fi/thecollingwoodrant Two rounds in, yet only Round 1, and Collingwood already have tasted defeat. What went wrong? Where did Collingwood fail? Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the loss against the Crows, as well as the deeper reasons that speak to an imminent frailty. All on the Rant!

And here we are launching off with Round Zero, an unhappy hunting ground for the Pies. But here comes the win! Why? What changed? Was it superior coaching? Immaculate preparation? Or just an over-hyped opponent? Find out as Sly and Spook dissect the victory over the hapless Saints.

Guess who's back? And here's our preview of Collingwood for 2026! #collingwood #AFL #collingwoodfc #mapgies #aussierules

The Pies go down, and the 2025 flag dream is over. Credit to the Lions, who were just too good. But how did that happen? What went wrong? And where to now? Join Sly and Spook in the FINAL RANT as they mourn the 2025 season and lamented the future. All on The Rant!

We're Preliminary Final bound! Just how did we do it? Join Sly and Spook as they break down the Pies' victory over the Crows, just how it happened, and what awaits us. All on The Rant!

Well, Collingwood did what they needed to do. And now finals await. But how is Collingwood placed? How do they handle Bobby Hill? And, what about the Izak Rankine case? And how about how Nick Daicos is treated in social media? Join Sly and Spook as they ramble through another episode and drink beer. All on The Rant!

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And Collingwood efforts. But as spirited as Collingwood were, they couldn't haul themselves over the line against the Adelaide crows. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the game. All on The Rant!

Nothing to say, nowhere to go. What an almighty crapfest. Join Sly and Spook as they rip into everything that's going wrong at the Pies. All on The Rant.

A shattering loss. And yet not unexpected. How did it happen? Join Sly and Spook as they examine the defeat at the hands of the Brisbane Lions, what it means going forward, and why the Pies are sitting in this position. All on The Rant!

Back on the winner's list, but not entirely convincingly. Join Sly and Spook as they examine the victory over the Tigers, explore what it means for the rest of the season, and look at what needs to happen to jump back into premiership contention. All on The Rant!

Cue the anger! A wasteful Collingwood succumb to Fremantle Dockers. The question is why? Join Sly and Spook as they rip into the loss with some real rantiness. All on The Rant!