The Collingwood Rant

Locked and loaded, here we go! Sly and Spook review the victory over the hapless Western Bulldogs, examine the best 23, and preview the game against Fremantle. All on The Rant!

What a pulverization! Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the victory over the Suns, our best 22 moving forward, ex-Pies, Jack Ginnivan and Ash Johnson in the reserves, and the upcoming battle against the Dogs. All on the Rant!

We're back from the break, all refreshed and ready to go. Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the narrow win over the Crows, Collingwood complacency, the team going forward, and preview the clash against the Suns! All on The Rant!

Were you ready for the inaugural King's Birthday Clash? The Demons have come away with a stirring victory. Dominating a game they should've crushed on the scoreboard, they have held onto a close one. Join Sly, Spook, and the Chief, as they look at the win, and what Fly's Pies face going forward! All on The Rant!

With Spook off due to work commitments, The Rant reaches back into its origins to recruit former rantist Doska. Sly and Doska dissect the win over the Eagles, the Jordan de Goey hit, and preview the inaugural King's Birthday Collingwood vs Melbourne clash. All on The Rant!

What an explosive week! First an earthquake that rocks the Rant studios, and then the underwhelmingly overwhelming win over the Roos. Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the victory, look at Collingwood's best 22, and preview the game against the Eagles. And, oh, don't forget that earthquake. All on The Rant!

The Pies smash the Old Enemy yet again. Join Sly and Spook as they battle through the Spicy Cough, the victory over the Blues, the coaching shuffle, and the upcoming clash against the Roos! All on The Rant!

What a smashing! Sly and Spook examine the crushing victory over the GWS, Coxmania, the 1979 Harmes video, and preview the clash against Carlton. All on The Rant!

What an ugly, scrappy, miserable win over the ugly, scrappy, miserable Sydney Swans. But a win it was! Join Sly and Spook as they dissect the win, look at the booing of Buddy Franklin, examine terrible umpiring, preview the upcoming battle against GWS, and preview the introduction of a team from Tasmania. All on The Rant!

Adelaide pipped by a point as Collingwood navigate a mire of lime shit to steal a desperate victory. Sly and Spook scream at an unrelentingly embarrassing umpire display, look at the victory, and preview the upcoming clash against the Swans. All on The Rant!

What a win -- a victory from the impossible! Join Sly and Spook as they break down the defeat of the Bombers, smash the umpires, look at individual efforts, and preview the game against the Crows. All on The Rant!

The Collingwood Rant is BACK! Sly and Spook look at Gather Round, the scrappy victory over the Saints, the return of Jack Ginnivan, Jon Ralph in the media, and the upcoming Anzac Day clash. All on The Rant!

The Rant goes LIVE! Recorded 8.30pm, 3rd April, Sly and Spook looked at the stunning inaccurate victory over the Tigers, and previewed the upcoming clash against the Lions. All on The Rant!

A crushing win! How sweet it is. Join Sly and Spook as they look at the victory over Port, the jumper debate, the treatment of Jason Horne-Francis, Collingwood in the media, and more. All on The Rant!

Collingwood open their 2023 campaign with a rousing victory over the Cats. Join Spook and Sly as they dissect the game, look at Collingwood in the media, and preview the upcoming clash against Port Adelaide. All on The Rant!

We're back! And already, it's a season of appointments! Chief, Spook, and Sly look at Paul Tuddenham's appointment to the board, Craig Kelly's appointment as CEO, Darcy Moore's appointment as captain, Nathan Kreuger and Charlie Dean being appointed to the long-term injury list, Oleg Markov being appointed to the Collingwood list, the Jack Ginnivan appointment to a drug scandal, and the 2023 season...

Sly and Spook interview Gary Thomaidis, a candidate for the Collingwood Football Club Board.

The 2022 trade period has come and gone, and how has Collingwood fared? Join Sly and Spook as they explore Collingwood's trades and list management, the salary cap, the shape of the team going forward, the captaincy, and more! All on The Rant!

Heartbreak! Collingwood's flag campaign comes to an end. Sly and Spook look at the loss to the Swans, the possible acquisitions being mooted, and where Collingwood's going in the future. All on The Rant!

After the heartbreaking loss last week, the Pies have bounced back with a commanding victory over the Dockers! Join Sly and Spook as they review the win over Fremantle, look at the umpiring, talk about possible ongoing replacements for Adams, preview the Preliminary Final against Sydney, and talk a little (just a little) about what a grand final could mean! All on The Rant.

Spook's back! He joins Sly as they review the Qualifying Final loss to Geelong, look at the umpiring, talk about trade possibilities, and preview the game against Fremantle. All on The Rant!

Better late than never! Collingwood storm to the most unlikeliest of wins, secure themselves a Top 4 berth, and bundle Carlton out of the 8, ensuring they miss the finals. Join Sly and guest host the Chief as they talk about the win, the Daicos brothers, Brodie Grundy, the continuing McStay saga, the upcoming final against Geelong, and all things AFL. All on The Rant!

The streak has ended! Sly and Spook look at the disappointing loss to Sydney, the continuing poor treatment of Jack Ginnivan, the AFL's jelly spine, Slobbo slobbering in the media, and preview the upcoming clash against the Blues. All on The Rant!

It's a win that's been five years in the making! Sly and Spook look at the victory over the Demons, the Nathan Buckley rebuild, Slobbo, the Pat Cripps bump, Dan McStay, and preview the upcoming game against the Swans. All on The Rant!

Number ten in a row for the Pies! Sly and Spook look at the victory over Port Adelaide, the umpires' farcical standards, the treatment of Jack Ginnivan in the media, and preview the upcoming clash against the Demons. All on The Rant!