The Cojo Tapes

Welcome to the ultimate celebrity circus. Sizzling hawt topics on this ep include Madonna’s return to acting (and Cojo fleeing to the Strait of Hermes to escape it), Zendaya receiving the Honorary Audrey Hepburn Award (insert tears here) and see-thru Connor Storrie becoming the Mayor of Vaseline Alley. All the style & smut you can stuff into one podcast! xo cojo  Support the show

Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through...

Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo  Support the show

Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo  Support the show

SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized...

It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer...

It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again  Support the show

Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie  Support the show

Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo  Support the show

The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo  Support the show

There’s a time to really let it all hang out and this is the episode where Cojo goes all out - think verbal freeballing! The live version of this show was banned from TikTok and it’s time for a summit with Madonna about artistic freedom, censorship and Gaultier cone bras. Tea is also spilled on Jennifer Aniston, Sydney Sweeney, Khloe Kardashian and Connor McGregor’s private parts. Listen if you da...

Cojo on satanic Aidan, Shawn Mendes’s Door Dash driver strip show, Kim’s turn at Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Jlo’s Leotard over Lithuania tour AND the orgasm echoing all over Malibu Canyon  Support the show

Join Cojo in Venice as we take in the splendor - Camel Toe Khloe in leopard! Kim in Snakeskin! - of the wedding for the ages. PLUS: celebrating International Banish the Birkin Day, the Billy Ray conspiracy theory AND Jason “The Grower” Kelce goes from thimble to torpedo in his itty Speedo  Support the show

This week’s sizzling hot topics: Meghan restocks and bowels are moving again in Montecito, Kim’s solo freak off (with free A/C & HBO), Madonna’s pimps Norman Bates’s mother’s style PLUS Brad’s boy band audition and Ellen’s sheep orgy  Support the show

It’s Cojo’s Lollapalooza of Hawt Topics featuring Sabrina’s rags to raunch tale, Hailey Bieber’s billion dollar g-string, Meghan’s new “hospitality” service, Blake’s coat of many crayons PLUS who is the mystery actor with the sandblasted face?? Support the show

Grab your life jacket as we spill oceans of tea on this scintillating episode! Is Kylie Jenner the Albert Einstein of our time? Does 445 cc’s = mc2? Blake’s drastic measures to connect with Tay (even it means hitting a Hell’s Kitchen tattoo parlor at 4 am), Angie’s dual personalities AND Sydney Sweeney gets intimately acquainted with a squeegee  Support the show

Cojo’s dream man is part tight end and part gay yak, Lindsay takes the Cojo Polygraph test, JLo’s chintzy AMA wardrobe by the best bedazzlers in the Valley, Meghan mulls a fashion line AND Brad Pitt goes Only Fans  Support the show

All hail to the new Hollywood Queen of TMI: Halle Berry, Cannes bans naked dresses but hosts a global hookers summit, Kim Kardashian’s F You diamond trend PLUS JoJo Siwa pops some vitamin D Support the show

It’s fashion critic Cojo’s uncensored, smutty practically Only Fans content Met Gala Fashion Review Spectacular! B.Y.O.S. (bring your own scalpel) starring Madonna, Halle, Sabrina and live from the asylum Pam Anderson.  Support the show

Blake leaks, Meghan Markle’s pink slip, Liz Hurley ditches half of the British parliament for Billy Ray, Anna’s Kim problem and so much more!  Support the show

Fashionista Cojo grabs his Prada crossbody and blasts into Space on the Rainbow Origin…weightlessness feels just like being in a sling! Plus scorching hawt topics: Blake Lively steals Caitlyn Jenner’s septuagenarian sex kitten look, Paris Hilton hits Coachella in pubic hair couture AND the spirit of Chelsea of The White Lotus appears  Support the show

A spit roast party with Danny DeVito and Shrek would beat being parked on the red carpet among the terribly prim Shades of Westport fashions at the 2025 Oscars. Join Fashionologist Cojo - and his gleaming fangs - for his Oscars Fashion Special episode starring Ariana, Demi, Cynthia, Halle, Emma, Zoe & MORE.  Support the show

And naked men shall inherit the Earth - Cojo’s tribute to Patrick Schwarzenegger PLUS Kim Kardashian morphs into a Sumo Wrestler, Beyoncé is Donatella’s doppelgänger, Madonna is locked in her bathroom AND the Hollywood facelift settling process xoxo cojo  Support the show

Who is the winner of the style battle of all time? Is it Taylor and her thigh high pleather hooker boots or Blake The Bead Making Queen aka the walking Janis Joplin Hologram? PLUS Hugh comes out as…Australian, Bieber’s 101 looks for a lobotomy AND Kim gets the Nobel Prize! It’s all here on a FRESH ep of The Cojo Tapes  Support the show

Holy toe tags! It’s fashion critic Cojo’s raw, uncut and embalming fluid-doused take on Golden Globes fashion starring Nicole Kidman, Demi Moore, Cynthia Erivo and Kerry “where’s the gay toga party?”Washington. PLUS, Selena Gomez channels Laura Bush floating through the Rose Garden in a sea of taffeta and mumsy Pamela serving Dr. Jill!  Support the show