The Cojo Tapes

It’s Cojo’s star-studded Style Special featuring The Cojo Awards (live from the parking lot of the Hilton LAX), Kim’s furry fuzzy surprise, Timothee’s Busker bust, Ryan Seacrest & The Gentleman Diaries, flowers for Khloe AND a Special Investigation reveals Joey Fatone is more hung than Justin Timberlake!  Support the show

It’s the  extended director’s cut of The Cojo Tapes starring a Beyoncé more decked out than the Rockefeller Christmas Tree, Jlo moonlighting as a cocktail waitress, the Ben Affleck Bro Fashion Moment, the Kardashian booty backlash and Nicole Kidman serving Granny Couture. BONUS: Podcast & After Show  Support the show

It’s the Supersized Scandal Episode featuring Harry Styles & his wonky penis, Heidi Klum & Leni star in 2 Girls 1 Strudel, Demi & Angelina battle Chronic Long Hair-itis & all Cojo wants for Christmas is Goop’s Sex Pillow  Support the show

It’s the Cojo Tapes No Celebrity Bathroom Questions Zone! Join me for fun, frolic and a fashion forensic accounting on Lindsay Lohan, Pam Anderson & Sabrina Carpenter  PLUS The Bride of Frankenstein Facelift AND lovemaking tips from Kim and Optimus x coj  Support the show

Join fashionista Cojo as he slices and dices his way thru the latest hawt topics including: Ariana Grande’s new Toddler’s & Tiaras Collection, Khloe’s Lavender & Landfill-scented “Calabasas” bath beads, Kate & Wils’ ultimate aphrodisiac PLUS an exclusive invite to Ricky Martin’s bottomless mimosas brunch! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Support the show

Join me for this ep’s blazing hawt topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥 featuring spiked tea on Gwyneth’s hermetically sealed vagina, Blake & Kim setting red carpet fashion back 50 years, Ben Affleck’s caveman paws PLUS Chris Martin pops in with a puppet show x cojo  Support the show

The ultimate Jared replica, Florence Pugh’s nipple ring fiasco, Katy Perry & the Anaconda PLUS the nepo baby backlash  Support the show

SEASON 2 PREMIERE! Join uncensored Cojo on his anti-BS crusade with what is probably - and proudly - the filthiest celeb style show on Earth! Hot topics include: the real deal Britney Spears, what Pam Anderson has in common with the Manitoba bald eagle PLUS Diddy confuses Cojo for a Chick with a D*ck!!  Support the show

SEASON FINALE: The Naked Episode. Join Cojo & best bros Ryan & Hugh at a men’s only clothing optional spiritual retreat in Taos, NM. Recorded in the meditation garden, Cojo & co pray & chant for the badly dressed on the red carpet. The  healing, cleansing experience climaxes with 500 men wearing nothing but Birkenstocks participating in a saging ceremony for Emma Stone, Florence Pu...

Men’s Fashion Special/All Male Revue XXX starring Anderson Cooper, Jared Leto, Glen Powell, Barack Obama & Gavin Newsom (aka Hot Dom Daddy)  Support the show

Theo’s Speedo sensation, Court & Demi’s meat locker naps anti-aging secret, expressing Glenn Powell’s glands AND Camilla’s HUGE fashion faux pas  Support the show

Bianca Censori takes a bite out of Katy Perry, JLo is the hush hush next Bond Girl,  join the FREE EMMA movement AND are Jared Leto & Billy Ray the same person?  Support the show

Join Coj at Ascot for an exclusive chat with Camilla about pocketbooks & porn PLUS Ben’s prison break out, Henry Cavill’s trouser snake, the Friends cast exposed AND the mold violation velveteen dress Adele hasn’t taken off in 3 years  Support the show

F#ck NDA’s…The Sweet Tea on Tay’s likely bridal, SHOCKER: JLo is as warm as fuzzy bedroom slippers (the La Lopez you don’t know) PLUS Nicole Kidman’s fashion miracle AND Shania’s emergency fashion conservatorship  Support the show

Demi teaches Joe Jonas a thing or 2 (& puts him in traction), Hollywood’s Best Mustaches from Henry to Khloe, Diving with Kim PLUS Secrets of Sex & the City from the fashion critic once dubbed “The Fifth Sex & the City Girl”  Support the show

Prying open Madonna’s (lock) box, Jlo, Ben & Cargo Shorts - A Love Triangle AND victorious Lenny Kravitz topples The Hammaconda  Support the show

You’ve been served…Men’s Wearhouse 3-pack flannel shirts aplenty & dozens of scuffed size 16 Nike Dunk Lows PLUS an exclusive first look at Selena Gomez as Lady Bird Johnson, Cher & Cojo’s Chrome Hearts PJ’s slumber soiree AND Taylor Swift’s hickey deconstructed  Support the show

It’s the Duchess of Sussex County NJ & her 1-ply maxis, a valet-less Harry forced to wash his own privates PLUS Taylor vamps it in Versace, the Miss Nepo Baby Beauty Pageant AND the Cojo/Jared conspiracy theory  Support the show

Let’s all go to the Met Gala with so many reality tartlets and sluts on hand you will feel like you’re at a 818 Tequila launch at the Saddle Ranch PLUS attack of the Walking Labia & Keith Urban teaches us how to do an updo  Support the show

Meghan’s thongs to tiara’s odyssey PLUS Billie Eilish’s Hello Hogwarts possessed schoolgirl style, getting into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, essential fashion tips for Hollywood social climbers AND requiem for Anne Hathaway’s wardrobe  Support the show

Go big or go home on fashion’s biggest night, Madonna & her Bidet - A Love Story, Bieber’s gonads save the world PLUS strawberry-scented lubricant with love and kisses from the Duchess of Bakersfield  Support the show

Dissecting the slutty cowgirl craze, the powerful Birkin No, Merkin Yes Movement PLUS Hailey Bieber, Megan Fox, Harry Styles, topless Dame Judi & 1001 lovemaking positions with Jared Leto  Support the show

Put on your special protective glasses as we take a purely scientific look at the rarest of sights on the LA landscape: 100 % real boobs (courtesy of Sydney Sweeney) + Oprah, Cher, Kim and Kylie! And…the His & Hers facelifts trend 🔪 Support the show

Going through awards season withdrawal? Fret not you fab fashionistas because Cojo is Live from Calabasas Fashion Week with Kim, Kourt, Gwyneth  & The Countess of Camel Toes! Plus: Taylor’s style & the Dad Bod Awards!  Support the show

Landing on Beyoncé’s airstrip + Nicole Kidman & goats, Anne Hathaway & Chucky & practically sharing a heartbeat with Anderson Cooper! It’s the most brazen & bodacious The Cojo Tapes yet! “I’ve never had so much fun with fashion since the leather quilted chain bag was created” - Colette Chanel (Coco’s third cousin removed)  Support the show