The CJ & Ted Show

This week on The CJ & Ted Show… it’s technically live… but not actually live. In a special “live not live” episode, CJ and Ted battle through another UK heatwave while debating whether British houses are secretly designed to function as giant brick ovens. From air conditioning envy and sweaty weather complaints to Geoguessr disasters, steakhouse strategies, and the true purpose of barbecue sal...

The CJ & Ted Show is back, and this week we're taking a trip down memory lane. After unveiling a brand-new intro and outro, Ted digs through the CJ & Ted archives to rediscover some long-forgotten classics including What's In The Box?, Dragon's Tank, Stripper or Sweet?, and a few questionable jingles that probably should have stayed buried. Along the way, we somehow end up disc...

Spring may finally be here, and CJ & Ted are absolutely thriving. From getting overly excited about sunshine and laundry drying outside, to tackling GeoGuessr capital cities with some surprisingly accurate guesses, this episode is packed with the usual chaos, laughs, and random tangents. This week, the lads dive into:- British obsession with warm weather and washing lines- Space missions, moon...

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, things don’t exactly start smoothly… thanks to more streaming chaos 😅 Once we finally get going, it’s straight into puzzles, Wordle-style challenges, and some surprisingly decent guesses (for once). There’s questionable logic, dodgy tactics, and a few very lucky moments along the way. Then comes GeoGuessr… where somehow, against all odds, we absolutely nail one r...

This week on The CJ & Ted Show, things get chaotic… in the best way. We take on a series of puzzles (some easy… some definitely not 😅), dive into a new GeoGuess challenge that sends us deep into the Canadian wilderness, and somehow end up debating one of the most important questions of our time: 👉 Is it *scone* or *scone*? Along the way there’s Cat of the Week 🐱, questionable logic, random...

In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ dive straight into puzzle chaos, starting with a word association puzzle they created themselves and shared on Reddit. The pair revisit the puzzle, check out the stats, and realise they may have accidentally become professional game designers. From there, the show moves through a mix of online puzzles and word games, including Connections-style...

In this Friday Night LIVE episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ kick things off with a relaxed start before diving into some strange corners of the internet. First up, they react to a selection of bizarre “life hack” style videos, questioning whether these supposed tricks are actually useful… or just completely ridiculous. From cooking hacks to questionable DIY ideas, nothing escapes their...

In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ cover everything from politics and fasting to takeaways and online games — with plenty of chaos along the way. The show kicks off with a look at the latest UK political drama, including by-election results and shifting party dynamics. From there, the conversation quickly moves to food — including intermittent fasting, late-night sandwich triumph...

In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted and CJ kick things off with weekend plans, cooking experiments and a proper deep dive into food preferences. From chili techniques and pasta tweaks to the eternal importance of bacon at breakfast, the conversation is packed with relatable kitchen chaos, strong opinions and the kind of food chat that somehow turns competitive. But that’s only half the s...

In this episode of The CJ & Ted Show, Ted kicks things off solo, diving into a series of Reddit’s classic “Am I the Asshole?” scenarios — unpacking relationship drama, personal boundaries, and the art (or lack) of communication. Halfway through, CJ makes a slightly surprised entrance… arriving late and going straight into the show live, with barely a moment to catch his breath. The result? Pro...

In this Christmas special episode of the CJ and Ted show, the hosts engage in a light-hearted discussion about their Christmas experiences, favourite songs, and movies. They explore the current Christmas music scene, share personal anecdotes, and debate the merits of various Christmas films, culminating in a tier list ranking of popular holiday movies. The conversation is filled with humour, nosta...

Two men, zero prep, and somehow we’re nearly eight years into this nonsense. In this episode, CJ and Ted realise (again) that they’ve done no planning whatsoever, so they lean fully into chaos: talking about how long they’ve actually been doing the show, why “we’ll plan next week” is a lie, and how this format weirdly still kind of works. Ted tests out the viral mayonnaise omelette in the microwav...

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads go full rant mode as they tear into the latest UK Budget and what it really means for everyday people. From income tax freezes and “fiscal drag” to the looming per-mile charges on electric cars, CJ and Ted try to make sense of why it always seems to hit the same people in the pocket. There’s also a deep dive into mansion tax, property prices, and how owni...

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, the lads are finally back after a short break and immediately go off on one about… well, everything. CJ reveals he’s somehow become a three-times-a-day exercise guy with a home treadmill, rower and spin bike, while Ted processes this shocking development live on air. From there they wander into cold snaps and weird UK weather, and CJ accidentally becomes our unoff...

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ is still holed up in a hotel near Gatwick, battling dodgy Wi-Fi, 5G hotspots and overpriced room service, while Ted is back at home holding the fort. With Halloween in full swing, they dive into why it still feels like an imported bit of American nonsense in the UK, the awkward reality of trick-or-treating, and the rise of the over-decorated, jump-scare neighbo...

This week on The CJ and Ted Show, CJ’s holed up in a Marriott near Gatwick and the tech is just about holding together as the lads go long-distance. They kick off dreaming about big-money sponsors and doing the show from beaches around the world, then dive into a properly British rant: should you really get a £150 fine for pouring leftover coffee down a drain in London? That spirals into council “...

Join Ted and CJ as they explore a wide range of topics, from the intricacies of renters' rights and the challenges of modern living to the lighter side of pet antics and the quirks of online interactions. With personal anecdotes and humorous insights, they delve into the everyday experiences that shape our lives. Tune in for a mix of thoughtful discussion and lighthearted banter. Don't for...

Dive into the latest episode of the CJ and Ted Show, where chaos meets comedy! This week, CJ and Ted tackle everything from the quirks of British culture to the hilarity of Comic Con adventures. Listen as they share tales of tech mishaps, including the infamous camera blurs and audio glitches, and reminisce about their early podcasting days. With discussions on creative blocks, reaction videos, an...

On this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, things get real (and a bit ridiculous) as they dive into the ups and downs of relationships—especially when one person’s doing way more than the other. There's a classic Reddit Am I The Asshole? post about money, family, and awkward expectations in a blended household, and CJ and Ted aren’t holding back. Plus, the pair reveal their guilty pleasures—some...

Is the five-day grind a thing of the past? In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we dig into the growing calls for a four-day workweek and what it might mean for productivity, mental health, and our overall quality of life. We also explore how AI is changing the way we work – for better or worse – and whether all of this could reshape the future of jobs altogether. Expect personal stories, unexp...

This episode takes a more thoughtful turn as Ted shares stories from his latest travels, along with some of the odd encounters and memorable moments along the way. We also take a moment to acknowledge the passing of Charlie Kirk – a figure who came up often on the show and whose death gave us pause to reflect. #TravelTales #CharlieKirkRIP #LifeStories #TheCJandTedShow #TuesdayShowPodcast #GoodbyeC...

In this episode of The CJ and Ted Show, we get into the chaos of renting and the ridiculous state of house prices in the UK right now. We also talk through the UK’s new Online Safety Act – what it means, why it’s controversial, and how it could impact free speech online. As ever, there’s a healthy mix of honest opinions, relatable chat, and a few laughs. #HousingCrisis #RentingReality #OnlineSafet...

It’s hot, they’re tired, and one of them is dangerously close to starting a bacon-based argument with themselves. This week on The CJ & Ted Show, the duo return with tales of heatwaves, hot cars, and hotter tempers. CJ shares his low-budget methods for cooling down a vehicle (spoiler: they may involve panic and a flannel), while Ted questions the emotional depth of gifting someone a fry-up. Fr...

Join CJ and Ted on this week's CJ & Ted Show LIVE!, as they dive into a range of relatable topics including aging, questionable grooming choices, and the surprising side-effects of energy drinks. The hosts share personal experiences dealing with neighbourhood disputes, navigating tricky family dynamics involving in-laws, and humorous frustrations with landlords. The discussion takes a deep...

In this episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, CJ and Ted reflect on life's routines and the realities of getting older, particularly their changing sleep habits and struggles with energy levels after late-night shows. Ted compares waking up to recovering from a minor accident, while CJ admits plans to stay up gaming rarely survive his increasing tiredness. The hosts also discuss CJ's radio da...