The CJ & Ted Show

Join CJ and Ted for another lively episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, where once again technology tries its best to derail the show! This week, CJ wrestles with a stubborn Windows update, sparking plenty of frustration and colourful language. Beyond the tech turmoil, there’s the always delightful Cat of the Week segment to brighten your day, along with some intriguing Reddit stories. CJ and Ted sh...

Join CJ and Ted for another hilarious episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE!, packed with everyday anecdotes and comedic takes on life's minor mishaps. CJ shares his excitement (and struggles!) over his brand-new Flymo hover mower, tackling the challenges of his unexpectedly bumpy garden. Meanwhile, tech troubles make an appearance as the duo hilariously navigate through YouTube streaming glitches...

This week, CJ and Ted tumble into May with a chaotic but hilarious mix of nostalgia, domestic drama, and cat-related inventions you didn’t know you needed. They dive into stories of unhinged parenting, dodgy pet diets, steak and ale pie triumphs, laundry mishaps, and dream interior design ideas (including the all-important chill-out room). There's also a bit of wardrobe transitioning as the se...

This week on The Tuesday Show LIVE, CJ and Ted dive into St. George’s Day, the strange world of public holidays, and the ever-changing habits around smoking, work culture, and modern media. They share hilarious takes on cultural quirks, talk about awkward legal behaviour that feels wrong (even when it isn’t), and dig into the messiness of modern relationships, emotional abuse, and pandemic shoppin...

This week’s episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE dives into spring with a mix of fast food fails, April Fools’ nonsense, tech talk, and emotional real talk. CJ and Ted unpack the horrors of Taco Bell, reflect on clowns, and debate whether Apple Wallet will ever truly replace your actual wallet. From cheating scandals and social media drama to weddings, body image, and that one friend who always oversh...

In this lively and wide-ranging episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! (28 March 2025), CJ and Ted wander through a delightfully unpredictable mix of topics—from the eternal toilet roll debate and social media burnout, to the incredible story of a cat that lived for 30 years. They reflect on everything from gardening gripes and lawnmower envy to the awkward realities of relationship conversations, preg...

In this episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! (21 March 2025), CJ and Ted bounce between nostalgia, lazy-day philosophies, TV favourites, and a few unexpected tangents. After a brief run-in with technical gremlins, the conversation kicks off with classic military dramas, the slow pace of old shows, and the evolution of comedy. They share reflections on food, creative ideas that never quite get finishe...

CJ and Ted are back for another live episode where they chat about everything from their new streaming schedule to the swift passage of February. In this episode, they share humorous personal updates, kick off a playful cat-naming segment, and dive into the challenges of modern relationships—from family financial responsibilities and cultural quirks in name pronunciation to the ever-present issues...

The VD Special! Join CJ and Ted for a very special (and slightly chaotic) Valentine’s Day episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 14 February 2025! From the commercialisation of romance to hilarious gift ideas gone wrong, this episode has something for everyone—whether you love or loathe the holiday. The pair chat about old TV show nostalgia, the weird world of binge-watching, and why cashless...

CJ and Ted are back for another episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 7 February 2025! From dealing with technical difficulties to discussing relationship dilemmas, this episode is packed with real talk, humour, and a few unexpected twists. The show kicks off with video call struggles, multitasking disasters, and the joys (or nightmares) of modern technology. Then, the conversation turns to r...

CJ and Ted are back for another episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 24 January 2025. This week, they’re tackling everything from work to relationships, with plenty of laughs and a few unexpected twists! First up, they chat about the idea of a four-day work week—could it make us happier, or would it just be chaos? Then, it’s on to the great tipping debate, looking at how the UK and US handle...

CJ and Ted are back with a bang for The Tuesday Show LIVE, aired on 17 January 2025, bringing you laughs, relatable chaos, and plenty of fun! This week’s episode has everything: the great toast debate (is it cooking or not?), wild social media shenanigans, and the madness of shopping with kids. They take on quirky hotel amenities, corporate buzzwords that make no sense, and the eternal struggle of...

CJ and Ted are back for another lively episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE (aired on 10 January 2025), diving headfirst into a mix of food, health, and some hilariously awkward debates! The pair share personal health updates and their experiences with weight loss, unpack the sugar dilemma, and debate food favourites like Greek yogurt vs. Greek-style yogurt and the love-it-or-hate-it appeal of cottage...

Kick off 2025 with a fresh and exciting episode of The Tuesday Show LIVE! Join CJ and Ted as they dive into the highs and challenges of starting a new year. From setting realistic resolutions and building stronger friendships to exploring the complexities of relationships, this episode is packed with humour, insight, and plenty of food for thought (literally!). The duo tackles everything from food...

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and CJ and Ted are back with their highly anticipated Christmas Special!  In this festive episode, the duo reflects on past Christmas specials, the highs and lows of 2024, and takes on a hilarious and heartwarming Christmas quiz. Along the way, they tackle cultural differences in greetings, the chaos of UK politics, and the nostalgia of Christmas trad...

In this episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE (aired on 22 November 2024), CJ and Ted tackle an important topic: men’s health in honour of International Men’s Day. From mental health and self-care to physical fitness, they share insights, personal experiences, and thoughts on breaking stigmas surrounding men’s well-being. The conversation also ventures into lighter topics, including the pr...

In this episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE (aired on 15 November 2024), CJ and Ted let the chat steer the conversation, leading to a mix of fascinating topics! They dream big, imagining what they’d do if they won the lottery, from buying narrowboats to chasing dreams of living in the USA. The chat also sparks a debate about aircraft and car maintenance, before diving into classic cars—C...

Get ready for another food-filled episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE with CJ and Ted! In this week's stream (aired on 18 October 2024), the dynamic duo dives into a smorgasbord of tasty topics, from the perfect roast dinner to indulgent puddings and snack-time favourites.  They debate food safety questions like is it safe to reheat Chinese takeout and should you wash your chicken—s...

In this latest episode of The Tuesday Show Friday Night LIVE, CJ and Ted dive into some wild and imaginative questions.  What would life be like if you could live without sleep? The hosts explore the endless possibilities, from productivity to world domination (well, almost).  They also share the funniest, most ridiculous excuses they’ve heard for being late—and share their views on the...

In this pre-recorded episode of The Tuesday Show, CJ and Ted dive into a delicious mix of food, tech, and nostalgia! From the evolution of cooking appliances like air fryers and slow cookers to the classic comfort of casseroles and dumplings, this episode serves up plenty of food for thought. The conversation takes a humorous turn when the duo debates the joys (or horrors) of custard and bananas,...

In this Friday Night Live episode of The Tuesday Show Podcast, CJ and Ted dive deep into the delicious world of sausages! From breakfast sausages to hotdogs, chili dogs, corn dogs, and even spray cheese, they share their favorites and chat about all things meaty. The conversation doesn't stop there—they brainstorm the idea of a spin-off podcast where they travel the country in a food truck, with i...

In this Friday Night Live episode of The Tuesday Show Podcast, CJ and Ted dive into the big question: are people happier with more options or fewer? From food menus and buffet breakfasts to dating apps and group decisions, they explore how too many choices can lead to decision paralysis. Would life be easier with personal shoppers or PAs making decisions for us? Tune in as they chat about food (of...

In this "Friday The Thirteenth!" Friday Night Live episode of The Tuesday Show Podcast, CJ and Ted dive into the world of superstitions, all while facing the ominous date of Friday the 13th! From avoiding black cats and broken mirrors to the lesser-known quirks like getting a new wallet or not sweeping after sunset, it’s a fun-filled chat exploring the weird and wonderful beliefs we hold. What are...

It’s Friday night, and even though CJ couldn’t be there live, CJ and Ted are back with a pre-recorded premiere episode of The Tuesday Show Podcast, aired on 6 September 2024 at 11 PM UK time.  In this episode, CJ and Ted chat about everything from stag weekends and New Year's Eve parties to the latest smoking ban in pub gardens. They also dive into CJ's ongoing electric drum kit delivery dram...

Tune in to the latest Friday Night Live Stream of The Tuesday Show Podcast, aired on 30 August 2024, where CJ and Ted dive into the nightly struggle we all face—How do you sleep? From tossing and turning to breakfast cravings, this episode is filled with relatable chat and, of course, plenty of laughs. In This Episode: Sleep Struggles: CJ and Ted explore the universal question of how we sleep. The...