The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they wade into the time stream to follow Fin, April, Robot April's Head, Adult Gil, Nova and (for a little bit) Bryan as they try to rip victory from the jaws of a defeated series!

We take a look at all the films coming out in June, July and August 2018.

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they discuss the ways in which WB and DC tried to un-Suicide Squad themselves.

With a slight nod to ‘All About Eve,’ a film which actually was nominated and won some Academy Awards, SHOWGIRLS takes us on up-and-comer (pun intended!) Nomi's journey to super stardom, or in this case, the lead in ‘Goddess,’ a fictitious, highly-naked, dazzling piece of theatre that starts out with a scene involving an exploding volcano, followed by some sort of Greek God wedding, and ends with...

It's present day Los Angeles and the fantasy elements of D&D are reality. Using a social metaphor that revels in the obvious, 3 species live in a tenuous peace: The downtrodden Orcs. The Doing-OK Humans. And the rich-ass Elves. There are also Fairies, but they don't talk, so maybe they're more like animals? WHO KNOWS? WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT. Police Officer Ward, played with throwback enth...

Recently divorced mother, Vanessa takes her daughter, Amy to her father’s house for the shittiest Christmas ever. Not only does her ex-husband drop by with his new girl, Debbie, but so does the undead witch, Frau Perchta. You see, in 1992 she was accused of killing a bunch of kids, so she was hunted down, strung up and killed by a mob. And since ‘tis the season of the witch, before she dies, she c...

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew creeps away from their usual "haunting" ground of cheesy B-movies to take a terror-filled stroll through the halls of horror! Time to tingle your spine with THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

When nerdy goth teen LIGHT TURNER is gifted with a mysterious notebook by demon god RYUK, (part Freddy, part Groot, and all Willem Dafoe), he discovers he can assign death to anyone by writing down their name and how they die. Power struggles of life and death! International intrigue! 90 minutes you’ll never get back! It’s time to write down what we love and hate about DEATH NOTE.

Globe-trotting has never been deadlier...or more difficult to follow! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for another spin with Fin in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING!

Dive into the murky waters of a pro-environment, anti-government Jaws ripoff in this classic episode unearthed from the Cinema Craptaculus Vault!  

If for nothing else, the cinematic summer of 2017 may forever be known as the summer of movie monsters, girls' trips gone wild, and startlingly-well-cultured poop emojis.

Join the Craptaculus Crew for a combination of Star Man, Knight Rider, Mad Max, Cocoon and every other successful '80s movie in a story about revenge, gang politics and small town cops trying to do right. It's THE WRAITH!

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they scrutinize the first big-screen outing of the motliest crew of scumbags ever to be assembled by an Oscar-winning actor since Leo's last yacht party: SUICIDE SQUAD.

Gentlemen, start your engines! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew burns rubber as they review this dystopian tale of a nation overrun by corporate interests, technology run amok, religious fanaticism, and a bloodlust that can only be quenched by the race to end all races! It's MARIO KART THE MOV-- Ooops, we mean... DEATH RACE 2050!

YEE-HAAAW! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew rounds up a thundering herd of action-movie cliches and highly troubling gender dynamics in a Wild West showdown no one EVER asked for: Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew pomps your circumstance with this ridiculous slasher about an ill-fated high school reunion in the Malibu hills. Find out who was named Most Likely To Die!

Summer may be over, but that won't stop the Cinema Craptaculus Crew from taking a vacation! But don't worry -- They've left a tasty little morsel from the sun-baked shores of the Mediterranean to tide you over... only this tidbit bites back! It's Killer Mermaid!

Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they dissect the putrid, liquefying carcass of the Sharknado franchise and get sucked into its latest ludicrous entry, SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS!

The Cinema Craptaculus ZOO Crew answers the call of the wild with this monstrously silly flick about quarantined wild animals busting loose at a high-tech zoo and preying upon unsuspecting visitors faster than you can say Jurassic Park. It’s ZOOMBIES!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a trip south of the border with the 38th Governor of California in a movie that pits a fire-fighting family man against a group of Colombian terrorists. Come for the explosions. Stay for the tasering!

Turning 16 is tough. Turning 16 as a bloodthirsty zombie clown crashes your shindig is Craptaculus! The Crew takes on a gory chiller about a clown killer who turns every death into a fun pun. Get out your big shoes and your honking noses -- It’s time for STITCHES!

Join the Crew as they take on a screamingly-bad tale of three teenage girls who move to a small island town haunted by its past. In this case, the past takes the form of a Pier 1 Imports-style wicker creature with a serious case of heartburn whose mission is to terrorize our heroes on the longest Halloween night ever. Not your typical island holiday -- It's The Hollow!

To celebrate Halloween, the Craptaculus Crew takes on a spooky flick where the first slashing victim was the budget. It's bargain basement entertainment (in a literal basement) where five friends open the doorway into the underworld via a Parker Bros. board game. Hope they got a discount!

Sharks in Space! Hasselhoff in Space! Babies in sharks in space! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they storm-chase the latest sharktastic entry in what has become a Craptaculus July Tradition™! And find out John's pitch for Sharknado 4 that is the best thing since sliced internet!

Join the Craptaculus Crew on a wintry journey into the ho-hum. We take on a frosty chunk of B-movie badness called ICETASTROPHE.