The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew coolly gazes over their shades at the summer blockbusters Jurassic World, Max, San Andreas, Magic Mike XXL and more! Discover who Sebastian is! Thrill to the stories of peer pressure! Listen to Stephanie, Dave & Kristen put the bust in Blockbuster! And join the discussion @CinemaCraptacul on Twitter.

Are the gargoyles of Notre-Dame real? Can Frankenstein's monster ever learn to be human? And why is the doctor asking you to take your pants off? All these questions and more are answered in the 10th episode of Cinema Craptaculus, I, FRANKENSTEIN.

Grab your parka! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew is about to cover the frigid farce that is JACK FROST! The tiny woodland town of Snowmonton faces a chilling nightmare when serial killer Jack Frost encounters a VERY BELIEVABLE plot contrivance that turns him into a frosty freak show hell-bent on killing anyone who falls within his mittened grasp!

It's Halloween, and instead of a treat, the Craptaculus Crew got tricked! Plus we go shopping in the candy aisle to share our favorite Cinema Craptaculus Candies! Can Frankie Muniz and Barry Bostwick fight an Egyptian curse that threatens to consume the City of Sin? A movie so amazingly awful, even Elvis left the building.

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew drops the science on the “B”-est of B-Movies. It's Asteroid Vs. Our Patience as we try to wrap our heads around the most scientifically ludicrous plan ever to be uttered aloud: When you can't stop an Asteroid, just move the Earth.

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a crack at this dystopian actioner about a fractious militaristic society that has been invaded by giant Robots In…cognito. It’s man vs. machine, brother vs. brother, and world-building vs. trademark infringement: It’s TRANSMORPHERS!

C-list actors in a B-movie phenomenon gets an A! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gobbles up this latest offering of chum, featuring enough cameos to choke a great white. Our hero, Ian Ziering and his lady love played by Tara Reid take a pleasure trip to New York City, only to encounter what they thought they had left behind… cultural relevance!

Troubled teens sent on a “scared-straight” camping trip learn about American folklore the hard way when they come face-to-axe with a giant monster by the name of Paul Bunyan. The Cinema Craptaculus crew hacks away at this bloody take on the famous tall tale -- Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.

A creepy little guy with wooden features terrorizes a mother and her offspring. No, it’s not Ted Cruz. It's PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE!

Seriously. It doesn't make any sense.

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a delicious bite out of Sharknado!