The Cinema Craptaculus Podcast Network

The B-Crew takes on the biggest, baddest, b-movie-est movie ever!! Joe Marshall studied the way of the Samurai in Japan. His partner Frank Washington studied the ways of shooting a gun at a person holding a sword in LA. Together they are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the dru...

Serious Senior VP Tim (played by David Spade) thinks he has invited intelligent and beautiful fellow jet setter Missy (played by Molly Sims) on a career-catapulting business retreat to Hawaii. Instead, he’s accidentally invited free-spirited, over-opinionated, over-the-top Missy (played by Lauren Lapkus) and has to figure out a way to keep her from destroying his reputation with his boss and cowor...

Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! The Snyder Cut lives! Wow, do fan campaigns really work? John, Mario, and Sean tackle this very question, as they argue the power of the motivated super fan who can perhaps save everything from Firefly to Veronica Mars to Family Guy to yes, even Justice League! "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

The B-Crew has a little Dust Up over one of cinmea's most shocking scenes! So they turn to Dust Up leading man, Aaron Gaffey, for an interview and to finally put to rest all our burning questions! About the movie: Jack (Aaron Gaffey), a one-eyed vigilante with a dark past has vowed to change his ways, trading his machine gun for a yoga mat. But when he encounters Ella (Amber Benson), a beautiful y...

As we are all social distancing, tonight we’re going to share our favorite sheltering in place discoveries. The movies, tv shows and other pop-culture tid-bits we discovered during this craptaculus time! It’s the Cinema Craptaculus ​What I Watched While Working From Home Special!​ It seems like this all started a thousand years ago ... or maybe it was yesterday, who knows anymore? We’re talking ab...

Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! John, Mario, and Sean sift through the promise and pitfalls of the new decade's streaming landscape and uncover some geek-worthy gems. "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

The B-Crew goes back and back and back and back and a little under in time for a New Zealand, time travelling, Demon avoiding, mob stealing heist! John, a small town crook, discovers an ancient bracelet that gives him the power to travel through time. Does he use this to make the world a better place? Of course not! He uses it to build the best team of thieves he knows – multiple versions of himse...

From the depths of time, before Covid-19 shut down the theaters (and society!), the EU Crew pick through the Universal movie slate for the faves, the scariest and the unheard of! Hear what we thought was going to happen this summer! "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

Cinema Craptaculus continues to grow with The Expanded Universe! Craptacular regular John is joined by fellow geeks Sean and Mario as they dissect movies and TV, comic books, and geek culture from A to Z. Avengers to Zombies … these guys have it covered! It’s The Expanded Universe! "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

Join the B-Crew as they take on THE VELOCIPASTOR! This movie has everything! A Pastor with the arms of a raptor! A hooker with the looks of the girl next door and a heart of gold! A massive conspiracy to drive people into the doors of a church! And a pimp named Frankie Mermaid! And with tag-lines like these, how could you say no?! Man of the Clawth. Evolution? Maybe. How long has it been since you...

Join Richard Hatem (executive producer DC's Titans) and the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for a scenic tour of Boston. Or should I say, Baahh-ston? They’re gonna take the cahh on the pahhkway to tour Boston with Mahhk Wahlberg in SPENSER CONFIDENTIAL ​on Netflix... But is it wicked pissah or frickin’ bizzaahh and should be pitched in the barrel?

This is our first Cinema Craptaculus Presents B-Sides where we dig through the streaming mountain of craptaculusness to find the worthy b-movies with a heart of gold! That brings us to Doom Annihilation, a quasi sequel to the 2005 theatrical starring Dwayne Johnson. This one does not star Dwayne Johnson. But it does have aliens, marines and a BFG! (It's big, but not friendly nor a giant!) Face the...

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew start the new year on a high-octane diet by mainlining a Michael Bay feature chock-full of the ingredients you’d expect from the auteur of action: A scoop of Ryan Reynolds’ hyper-snarkiness... mixed with a heavy dollop of eyeball assault... topped off with a dash of action adventure “comedy” that makes you long for the days when all our problems were solved with ‘splosi...

Jeffrey Reddick (FINAL DESTINATION franchise, TAMARA) spends a spooky evening with the Cinema Craptaculus Crew to scare up a bone-chilling list of their all-time favorite horror movie characters. It's THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN HALL OF FAME! Who made the list? Who was missed? And what's your favorite scary movie, Jeffrey? This podcast is sure to be a scream...

It's a magical, musical, sequel-ly journey as Broadway star Kim Huber joins the CC Crew! We take a long, good (and not so good) look at Grease 2 and Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again! Who sings along? Who misses their cue? And why is Michelle Pfeiffer always in the background with shades on? We answer all those questions and more! We also take on the math challenge of when exactly does Mamma Mia take pl...

The amazing and talented Vanessa Marshall voices her opinion on the racy, raunchy and ridiculous guilty pleasures that we all have! We're talking about that deep, dark secret movie crush, the one we’re too embarrassed to speak of aloud because it typically stars Nicholas Cage or is directed by Michael Bay. The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gets down and dirty - as well as judgment-free (this is a SAFE-T...

It’s time to get a clue as Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston set sail on the Mediterranean in a rickety whodunit full of PLOTholes. Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they puzzle over MURDER MYSTERY!

An unknown (and unexplained) hysteria grips the world, and parents turn on their biological offspring in an attempt to permanently ground them…like 6 feet under the ground. That is to say, parents are killing their kids. We find mid-life-crisis-mode DAD (Nicholas Cage) and fearful pre-empty-nester MOM (Selma Blair) on the verge of smacking their kids around. But as the hysteria spreads, Mom and Da...

The CC Crew runs down the full list of songs from all the James Bond Films!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a look at the man with the License to Kill, the Spy Who We Love, the one man who smolders in a Quantum of Solace!!...Hmmm…not all of these work. It’s James Bond everybody! We rate our favorite Bond, our favorite Songs and our favorite movies!

Special Guest Adrienne Wilkinson (Xena: Warrior Princess / Star Wars Rebels) joins the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they check out some of the most influential movies of 1999! THE MATRIX made us realize we knew Kung Fu, AMERICAN BEAUTY showed us how ugly we all were, THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT had us shrieking and blowing snot bubbles, and everyone was talking about FIGHT CLUB!

It's like A QUIET PLACE, but with blindfolds.

Book-ended between scenes in a location we are told is ‘the most romantic place on planet Earth’ - the fucking airport - and overflowing with both love AND Christmas songs, LOVE ACTUALLY takes us on a journey of well LOVE, ACTUALLY. Or rather the journey of a group of intertwined characters, some of whom have relationships that are explained (and others not so much... see Emma Thompson and Liam Ne...

This Halloween season, the Cinema Craptaculus Crew pits hellbeasts against psycho killers, vicious maneaters against spectral spirits in order to see who comes out on top and who makes it out alive! Brace yourselves for the spookiest, ookiest, downright kookiest tournament you’ve ever streamed — THE RETURN OF THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!

The Cinema Craptaculus Crew sinks to new lows as they unearth the underwhelming action of THE MEG! What do you call a pack of Megs? Where is the swim muscle? And most importantly of all, WHO is that barking in the background??? These BITING questions will be answered right here!