The Church Absurd - The Unholy Archives

This week, it's a special episode as we talk with Ben Dale Combs, the overseer of Jackson's premiere video game store, Vault 606. Ben shares his occupational torment and we show them the right way to play trivia. All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by FalseCo: Real Products For A Fake World. Send your hate mail to The Church Absurd through FATLULZRADIO@gmail.com FAT LULZ RADIO is a...

Jess burns down the church after two years of waiting. Special appearances by former guest RPM and superfan Clell. This is how it ends. The after show may continue, but The Church Absurd proper is dead. Thank you for all the years of support.  Written by Reverend Jess Recorded by Reverend Jess Edited by Reverend Jess.

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

From the new album from Lonnie King: Songs In The Key of Bigfoot!

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Jess and Sam talk Area 51, e-thot murder, Crystal Head Vodka, and Jess' mom performs on Mom Metal. Our apologies, but this episode is censored. This will never happen again. If you're easily offended, you should probably stop listening to this show going forward and then go f*ck yourselves. Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Po...

Interview starts at 7:40 Jess interviews one of his personal heroes: the creator of the Postal games, Vince Desi of Running With Scissors. We talk the rabid fan base RWS has, the comedy of the Postal games, stories from the set of Postal: The Movie, RWS' current projects, a possible Krotchy side scroller, Postal shovels being made, the fate of the VR game in development, and the infamous Postal ru...

Jess and Sam get a chill episode going, talking MIB, NASA's 5 year plan for the moon, free speech, and watch more messed up stuff for WTFU. Also, Roof Koreans and small town government. To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to...

Lonnie calls for Bigfoot Hunting supplies, Chris meets Joey's World Tour, and we perform a rendition of Richard McBeef, a play by the Vtech Killer. It's dumb, but what do you expect? Like, comment, review, subscribe! Help us build The Congregation! This episode is also available on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, TuneIn, Stitcher, and all secondhand podcast players. End Theme: "There Isn't Any...

The guys are back and take a look at Alex Jones on the JRE, call into prayer lines for spiritual guidance, and Chris experiences the real life Super Saiyan and VVJ for the first time. To claim one of the free copies of Postal Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gone, they're gone! Thank you to Ru...

From the bowels of Hell, the guys take a look at 10 famous demons, the f**ked up news stories they missed, debut a new segment, and try to get back to Earth. Also, we're giving away copies of Postal Redux on Steam! To claim one of the free copies of Postal: Redux, shoot us an email (address below) or message/tweet The Church Absurd on FB or Twitter! Be quick! Supplies are limited! Once they're gon...

A little mini reunion of Jess' first podcast. Jess calls up El Jordano Diablo to talk conspiracies, wrestling, movies, and their old podcast. The After Service Show is for the superfans. Check out the last episode for the real show. The Links of Jordano: Hate Flow: https://audioboom.com/channel/let-the-hate-flow-through-you Twitter: @eljordanodiablo @wrestlevoid @abovebelowent

The guys spend Christmas talking Krampus, catching predators with Chris Hansen and reading their chatlogs, and taking a look at the most terrible Santa Fanfiction ever. It doesn't end well for the guys. To skip the disturbing fanfiction, go to 1:13:50 THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation!...

We got illuminati talk, cannibals, and the most disturbing King of the Hill fanfiction you've ever heard. We are slowly securing our place in Hell. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our show...

The crew takes a look at the Donkey Lady, the BTK letter, and premiere the new staple segment of the Cringe Corner: Fan Fiction Theater! THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurchabsurd! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All prod...

It's all falling apart as the pulpit talks The Scottish Catman, Tupac being alive, bugchasers, and feminist Kesha parodies. Plus, the Deacon and the Cardinal perform dramatic readings of death metal lyrics. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @thechurcha...

The boys cover skinwalkers, batsquatch, an excerpt from Pee Wee Gaskins' autobiography, and terrible National Anthem performances in honor of the election. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Join the congregation on Facebook, instagram, and Twitter! Search THE CHURCH ABSURD! Please rate and review us to help...

It's the first ever Halloween special and it all falls apart when the party is crashed by the drunken Godfather. We play shocking trivia, cover the Toolbox Killers' Halloween murder, cringe at an emo rapper, and more! Shoutout to PEE ON THE PODS! Check them out on Podbean, iTunes, and all your favorite podcast apps. THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stit...

Jess, Sam, and newcomer Chris unwrap the legend of the Bandage Man, take a peek inside Franklin Castle, revisit the manifesto of Patheticus, and have an intimate encounter with Slenderman. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Bandage Man - Franklin Castle - Calvin Parker -Sargel18 WTFU -More of Patheticus' Manifesto Cringe Corner - F**k Me Slenderman! -After Service Reception -Outtakes THE CHURCH ABSURD is av...

Jess and Sam shine a light on the Enfield Horror, revisit a documentary featured previously on WTFU, and Riley Reid cannot rap. Also, Bobby Brown apparently has banged a ghost. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Enfield Horror - Bobby Brown Banged A Ghost WTFU - Maregasm 2: The Second Coming - I'm a Necrophile, Ask Me Anything - The Letters of Charles Whitman Cringe Corner - Riley Reid Cannot Rap - Rose McG...

The Reverend and Deacon look at the Ratman, the 4chan School Shooter manifesto, and some snakes get busted. Lonnie instructs the boys on what the Squatch says.   THE CHURCH ABSURD is available now on all the podcast apps as well as iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Google Play, and Tunein! Please rate and review us to help us spread our shows! All products promoted on The Church Absurd are made by Fal...

Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam look at The Beast Of The Land Between The Lakes, the Virginia tech shooter manifesto (in impressions), a Canadian freeman, and we insult Murray State University for really no reason. SEGMENTS: UNHOLY BEASTS - The Beast of the Land Between The Lakes - Gef - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Disturbing News Stories - Impressions Game: Virginia Tech Shooter Manifesto Cringe Corner...

The terrible trio look at Spring Heeled Jack, the Son of Sam letters (in impressions), a "virtuous" pedophile, more Dr. Phil, and the Cringe Corner gets personal. Also, as a special treat for the 25th episode, Lonnie debuts another hit from his album! Segments Include: UNHOLY BEASTS - Spring Heeled Jack -  Human Ape Hybrid experiments - Spooky Story Time: tEh FAt GhoST WTFU -Impressions Game: The...

The demented duo of Reverend Jess and Deacon Sam talk Owlman, people remove a part of themselves to sing better, crime scenes, and a sad man named Joey and his food reviewing world tour. Also, Deacon Sam receives a letter from a secret admirer. SEGMENTS UNHOLY BEASTS - Owlman - Indrid Cold - Spooky Story Time WTFU - Alessandro Moreschi - Flowers In The Attic  - Crime Scene Stories Cringe Corner: -...

Newlywed Deacon Sam returns to the Fat Chapel to tell a cautionary tale of alcohol and port-a-potties. The boys look at the Sheepsquatch, Coppercab's apology for slavery, Richard Chase's unquenchable thirst, and some of the most heartful A.C. lyrics as they get the impressions treatment. Finally, capped off with a game of Shocking Trivia with Jon's first shock collar experience. It doesn't go well...