Michael Valeri Jr and David Borowy
The Center Cut
Michael and Dave only watch the beginning and ends of movies and TV seasons. The rest is chaos.
Author
Michael Valeri Jr and David Borowy
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Latest episode
Sep 27, 2023
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Episodes
CENTER CHAT: Under the Silver Lake - 10 Parrots Vs. 1 Skunk 10.11.2021 24:55
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the trippy Under the Silver Lake with the legendary Shotyme. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have 10 parrots or 1 skunk? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Po...
Under the Silver Lake w/Shotyme 03.11.2021 57:55
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the parrot-filled wtf-fest Under the Silver Lake. Renaissance man Shotyme joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Is the parrot saying Murderer? Sarah? Hollywood? Bollywood?! It could literally be anything--maybe that's the point. So, load up your pockets with dog biscuits and come swim to death under it all...
CENTER CHAT: You (Season 1) - Stranger Stalker Vs. Known Stalker 27.10.2021 21:12
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be stalked by a stranger or somebody you know? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy I...
You (Season 1) 20.10.2021 1:01:14
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You on Netflix. Penn Badgley, tries in vain to hide his forehead veins and make Beck's life better. Instead he settles on letting her nap--a dirt nap! Benji is everything that is wrong with America/white people, and Claudia is almost as bad of a mom as that Sleepaway Camp aunt. Oh, and FUCK Ron. Man...turns out EVERYBODY s...
CENTER CHAT: Boogie Nights - Wahlberg Face Vs. Diggler Dick 13.10.2021 25:36
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the prosthetic penis delivery method Boogie Nights. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have Mark Wahlberg's face or Dirk Diggler's penis? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | In...
Boogie Nights 06.10.2021 44:24
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 70's porn period piece Boogie Nights. We've said "penis" hundreds of times the past 68 episodes, but this one takes the cake. What do you want from us?! Mark Wahlberg has bad hair, William H. Macy is incredible, and Doc Ock just loves crack and Rick Springfield. All the fun is punctuated with the largest dong we've ever seen (Leprechaun...
CENTER CHAT: Outlander (Season 3) - Scotland Vs. Jamaica 29.09.2021 22:51
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. They just can't get enough! Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather live in Scotland or Jamaica? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast...
Outlander (Season 3) 22.09.2021 1:07:16
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. Third time's a charm, baby! Claire won't let go of the past, Frank won't let go of trying to touch Claire, and the crazy Alligator man and his people won't let go of the dude who beat the crazy lady with a stick. Geilis' body DOES let go of her head. Woof. And, one thing's for certain--the British are cumming....
CENTER CHAT: One Hit Wonders 15.09.2021 28:41
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the INSANE Midsommar with Punchline bassist and fellow podcaster Chris Fafalios. But this episode has nothing to do with the movie and more to do with Chris' podcast: One Hit Thunder. Go check out the full episode anyway, if you haven't, and then decide: What are YOUR Top 3 One Hit Wonders? CENTER CHAT! Slice up the competition, and your dinn...
Midsommar w/Chris Fafalios (Punchline band, One Hit Thunder podcast) 08.09.2021 1:15:20
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the bat shit crazy Midsommar. Jagoff of all trades (his words) Chris Fafalios joins the guys to fawn over the movie and quiz them on the middle. Chris hates fake phone numbers, Dave is mad about the laptop's screen saver not turning on, and Michael's dreaming about animal penises yet again. One thing is for certain, this is one they (and ho...
CENTER CHAT: Outer Banks (Season 2) - John B Vs. JJ 01.09.2021 22:48
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the too many boat scene havin' second season of Outer Banks on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather date John B or JJ? CENTER CHAT! We love food. We love Hello Fresh ! (Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!) Send your feedback and new epis...
Outer Banks (Season 2) 25.08.2021 1:07:10
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. From the roofs of the Bahamas to a boring, dirty boat, we traverse many...nope, thats it, thats all we see in our episodes and boy does it make our undercarriages sweaty just thinking about it. John B is even older, Sarah's breasts *somehow* expanded...
CENTER CHAT: True Romance - Drug Dealer Vs. Call Girl 18.08.2021 24:45
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star-studded Tarantino classic True Romance. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a drug dealer or a call girl? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Pod...
True Romance 11.08.2021 57:53
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star studded 90's flick True Romance. Many famous actors loaded the cast, however, only a couple of them graced the ends. Christian Slater's end graced the screen, we got to hear a preview of the Lion King soundtrack, and holy jeez were there a lot of feathers. And if only one thing is for certain, Michael and Dave would both fuck Elv...
CENTER CHAT: Manifest (Season 1) - Death Date 04.08.2021 25:07
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Manifest. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you want to know your death date? CENTER CHAT! Even though you may find out its curtains for you and your life, head to Blinds. Com! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube|...
Manifest (Season 1) 28.07.2021 58:35
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the potentially resurrected Manifest. NBC originally cancelled this (for good reason?), but #SaveManifest and huge Netflix numbers may have diverted the landing. The guys didn't hate it, but also weren't the biggest fans thanks to cheesy acting, soap opera writing, and Michaela. But, all things work together for good, so f...
CENTER CHAT: A Clockwork Orange - Prison Vs. Psychological Experiment 21.07.2021 23:49
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the previously banned and X-rated Kubrick film A Clockwork Orange with comedian John Bubul. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather go to prison or take part in a psychological experiment? CENTER CHAT! Ease the pain with Relief Factor ! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmai...
A Clockwork Orange w/John Bubul 14.07.2021 56:38
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the infamous A Clockwork Orange. Comedian Frozen-in-time John Lovitz...err...I mean...John Bubul joined the show to quiz the guys and dole out facts. The guys were yet again tested with sexual assault and passed with flying colors (orange, duh). They learned about each others' psyches, and some definitely-incorrect theories were thrown abou...
CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 2 07.07.2021 44:13
Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the second part of an episode where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself for a second time. CENTER CHAT! Podcasters: Monetize your podcast with PodGo ! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail....
CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 1 30.06.2021 55:35
Michael and Dave watched nothing. Our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself. CENTER CHAT! Book your next journey with Omio! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy In...
Outlander (Season 2) 23.06.2021 1:26:46
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. You asked for it, and the guys couldn't deny you. We're an Outlander podcast now, apparently. Great. More time travel, more questionable sexy times, and many more misguided answers to questions about the middle. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Outlander Trigger Warnings Please...
CENTER CHAT: Frequency - Firefighter Vs. Police Officer 16.06.2021 25:15
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated 2000's flick Frequency with comedian Nick Deez. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer? CENTER CHAT! Book your next journey with Omio! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twi...
Frequency w/Nick Deez 09.06.2021 1:08:15
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the underrated sci-fi film Frequency. Fellow podcaster and comedian Nick Deez joined the show to quiz the guys and make fun of Michael. Michael does not understand how fire works, Dave does not appreciate references to LOST (as always), and Nick sets Michael straight on the Squirt Gun agenda. All of that, AND there's a baby faced Michael C...
CENTER CHAT: Jupiter's Legacy - Super Powers at Birth Vs. 20's 02.06.2021 26:32
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix series Jupiter's Legacy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have super powers at birth or acquire them in your 20's? CENTER CHAT! Save money on saving your eyes with: Baxter Blue ! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us...
Jupiter's Legacy 26.05.2021 1:08:23
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the semi-popular yet critically maligned new Netflix first season of Jupiter's Legacy. The guys think on Super packages, Utopian's almighty code, and Chloe's damage. Crack open a cold Miller High Life, sell off your stock before Black Tuesday, and get your fightin' pants on, it's time to make fun of how horrible the big bad Blackstar looks....
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