The Center Cut

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's porn for women Dirty Dancing with comedian Kellsie Cara Jones. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather dance with Dalton from Roadhouse or fight Johnny from Dirty Dancing? CENTER CHAT! Use the code POD10 and get some support! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.c...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the "Star Wars for Girls" flick Dirty Dancing. Comedian and very nice lady Kellsie Cara Jones joins the show to quiz the guys on one of her favorite movies. Michael is obsessed with the watermelons, Dave likes Swayze's dance moves, and Kellsie just hates Neil with a passion. At least we can all agree--Patrick Swayze can GET IT. RIP. Thanks...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather travel 300 years into the past or 300 years into the future? CENTER CHAT! Upgrade your Toothbrush Game with Bruush Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Starz time travel book adaptation Outlander. This was suggested by friend of the show Jessica. You know things get wild when there is the first official Center Cut Trigger Warning. There are multiple bouts of dirty castle sex, and we see body parts in many different years. Be ready to be confused! Thanks for listening!...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 2019 hit Joker with friends over at The Toddcast Podcast. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather never laugh again or be forced to laugh at inappropriate times? CENTER CHAT! Save money on saving your eyes with: Baxter Blue ! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Pl...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the dark yet popular Joker. New friends Michael and Brad from The Toddcast Podcast joined the show to talk Todd (Phillips).  This movie should have been called The Stroker. That's it. That's the episode description. You're going to want to listen to this one. Trust us. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to  thece...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the we-wish-it-was-cancelled The Cat in the Hat. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a roommate--The Cat in the Hat or The Grinch? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Ins...

Michael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of the best movie of all time, The Cat in the Hat, with no audio. April Fool's! This movie is a hot pile of trash. We hope Dr. Seuss gets a rash, that he has to wash...shit, that doesn't rhyme...stupid English language. The guys get cancelled, Mike Myers ruins what was left of his career, and there's enough green and purple to make any reasonable...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the amazingly bad martial arts movie Miami Connection. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight a motorcycle gang or a rock band? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Pod...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the martial arts masterpiece(of shit) Miami Connection. Ester, Rachel, and Theon from Cards With Ester and Rachel suggested the movie to the guys and came along for the ride. There are ninjas EVERYWHERE, on motorcycles and not. Some truly pitiful acting is on display, but it proves entertaining. Many laughs are had, many ninjas are vanquish...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the CW show Riverdale. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather drown in an icy river or burn to death in a fire? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podgo.co/Away: You've got ba...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the CW comic adaptation Riverdale. Are all high schools like this? Archie is hot for teacher, Jughead wears a hat to class, and the whole gang spends more time at lunch or on ice rivers than in class. Michael and Dave disagree on how bad the show is, but they do agree that old Luke Perry is more of a dilf than Skeet Ulrich...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Julia Roberts flick My Best Friend's Wedding. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry a food critic or a rich college student? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podg...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed romantic comedy My Best Friend's Wedding. People in the 90's thought this was funny? People actually like Cameron Diaz? People lick ice statue appendages? I Say a Little Prayer I never have to watch this schlock again. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some:...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episode of the Netflix series Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry Lord Berbrooke or have Lady Featherington as your mother? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Please buy some: Stickers! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podcas...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix book adaption Bridgerton. Michael hates pre-1900's Europe/everything. Dave likes nice teeth, dirty sex, and clothes that don't look like curtains. There's one thing the guys certainly agree on--Berbrooke and Lady Featherington deserve to get run over by a horse and carriage. Why won't these people just close the goddamned door? Th...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Swayze flick Road House. Kiss your attitudes goodbye--this is one silly 80's romp with all the breasts, knife slices, and ridiculous quips you can handle. There weren't as many mustaches as they had accounted for, but for what it lacked this movie made up for it with bolo ties, polar bears, and skinny dipping. Please, for t...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix chess epic The Queen's Gambit. Beth Harmon beats Russians, a janitor, and her drug habit. Many men have sex with Beth, or at least Dave and Michael think so. But really, its all about the wallpaper. It's pretty sweet. Thanks for listening! Please buy some: Stickers! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmai...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  raunchy un-Christmas romp Bad Santa. Michael complains its too low brow while digging up a "dick pickle" joke he came up with at the age of 12. Dave hates it, but then again, Dave hates everything. Little people are swung around, Billy Bob likes butts, and there is justice for George Flyod. Get those sandwiches ready, it's Center Cut!...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the tear-jerker This Is Us. They tried to kick off the second season with something ridiculous but Michael ended up loving it and David saw some merit and hated the rest. Cries were had, fat jokes were mostly avoided, and the guys called each other names. What else is new? Sounds like the first season all over again, excep...

Michael and Dave close out the first season of the podcast with the 1st annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the first year and buckle up for a raucous new season coming your way in another week! We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Please...

Michael and Dave were joined by comedian Brad Howe. The guys watched the first and last 15 minutes of the supposed Greatest Sports Movie of All Time 'Hoosiers,' and Brad quizzed them on the middle. While the guys didn't learn much about what happened in the center, they did learn that Brad has a proclivity for the finer things...like Whitesnake. The movie itself is a feel-good, basket-sinking, gay...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the infamous "Red Dragon"-inspired Hannibal. The guys question who did what, and what they tasted like. Dave liked the doggos, and Michael wants to see Hugh Dancy nake...wait, what? No children with Asperger's were harmed in the recording of this podcast, or ever. Trust us (but maybe not with your children)! Thanks for lis...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the  80's cult slasher Sleepaway Camp. This movie is a pro-pedophilia, dick-having, vomit-inducing, laugher, and we are HERE for it. We meet the craziest mother of all time. Mel, the head of the camp is a fish out of water, and gets sent to the back of the pac,man by Angela and her mad bow skillz. I just can't do this movie justice with wor...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime version of Utopia. Despite what the Reddit critics spout, this thing is chock full of violence. Its also full of nerds, nerds, and more nerds. John Cusack somehow looks older than Joe Pesci in The Irishman, but he makes good points. Dwight is now Michael, and there's a man named after a restaurant? Color us confused. Somehow,...