The Center Cut

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Cabin in the Woods and Kaye from Unearthed Gems podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a horror villain or a scientist running a scenario? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.co...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the genre-bending The Cabin in the Woods. Kaye of the Unearthed Gems podcast joined the show as a last-minute fill in to quiz them on the middle. She did VERY WELL! Michael has a theory...turns out it's wrong. Dave breaks out his Lady Whistledown voice even though we're no longer covering Bridgerton. And Kaye's a true Center Cut aficionad...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of Bridgerton. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have mo' money, mo' problems or no money, no problems? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram |...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Bridgerton. They just needed to come back and see how high the pile of shit on the Queen's head could get. Michael hates that weird child suitor, Dave can't stop talking about ghost bee dad, and both of them like Kate, or at least the pointiness of her nipples. Oh, and lankier Michael Cera aka new Papa Featherington can...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Army of the Dead and Tyler of The Inner Idiot podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight off a zombie or give a man road head? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Fac...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the recent Zack Synder flick Army of the Dead. Tyler of the Inner Idiot podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael's too clean for road head, Dave fights about the integrity of lobster prices, and Tyler just has an everlasting ghost boner...or something like that. In your heaaaaaaad, in your heaa-a-ad, zommmmbay. Thanks for...

Michael and Dave watched the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain with no audio, and the lovely Alice and Doug quizzed them on the ends and quiet parts. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then join the guys and guests for a bonus quiz! CENTER CHAT! Going Terribly Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on...

  Michael and Dave watched the the middle 30 minutes of Singin' In the Rain, with no audio! Alice and Doug have a podcast and it's Going Terribly, and they stopped by to help quiz the guys on the ends and middle without sound. Pumbaa's dad makes a few appearances, people are just getting harassed both on and off ladders, and Gene Kelly's sidekick is never gonna give you up. Thanks for listening! G...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Leon: The Professional and voice actor and model Nate Haskell quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather fight a hitman or a dozen 12 year old girls? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tw...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult action flick Leon: The Professional. Voice Actor and model Nate Haskell joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Nate sniffs like Gary Oldman, Dave can't fathom why the cops fire rockets, and Michael is just obsessed with the weird looking ski masks. But they all agree that young Natalie Portman looks just like Millie Bobby Brow...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of The 100. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Ark or Noah's Ark? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of The 100. Michael has a hard on for Henry Ian Cusick, Dave hates Bellamy with a passion, and both of them wanted to see Octavia get taken down by the water snake, if you know I'm what sayin'. All's well that ends without Wells, right? That's a joke about Wells dying, because everything else was too dark to see. Thanks for l...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Aquamarine and Stephanie and Rachel from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a mermaid or a unicorn? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Podcast Lo...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mid 2000's preteen girl movie about a mermaid--Aquamarine. Fellow podcaters Steph and Rach from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Dave admits he laughed at one part--sad, and everything else just makes Michael Mer-MAD. But the guys understand the story so well that they're planning a sequel--The Leonar...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of Downton Abbey. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Titanic or fight in World War I? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Brya...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season (Series? Silly Brits) of Downton Abbey. Bates has a leg up for being Michael's favorite character (which is astonishing given the state of his leg). An interesting wrinkle is that the Dowager Countess is Dave's favorite character--because she's an interesting wrinkle. All jokes aside, the guys both love the show--who would ha...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Matt Kelly quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather win the Tour de France or save a bunch of animals from a burning pet store? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook |...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's romp Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Lovable geek Matt Kelly joins the guys to spout facts about the movie and quiz them on the middle. Matt reminisces about his childhood, Dave does his best Pee Wee impression, and Michael just wants to connect everything to Freddy Got Fingered--what else is new. One thing they all agree on is that kid...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of The Witcher on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What video game do you want to see made into a TV series? What animal-man hybrid do you want to be? And, what 3 dead people do you want on your dream palace guest list? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutc...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of The Witcher on Netflix. It took 75 episodes, but the boys are back to the dark and twisted world full of monsters, mages, and made up creatures. The names are still ridiculous, the eyes are even more cartoonish, and the nerdery is at an all time high. Strap in, load up your plate with some deer/wolf sushi, and enjoy! Than...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Home Sweet Home Alone and their wives quizzed them. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which house would you rather break into--The McCallister's or the Mercer's? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cin...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Disney+ holiday blunder Home Sweet Home Alone. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Its yet another Hollywood remake...wait...is this a sequel? Is it trying to be the same movie or a different movie? Or is Max The Grinch? Are WE The Grinch? You can pu...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 4th season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a father--James Fraser or Frank Randall? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fourth season of Outlander. We're back again for the season premiere of our third season of our little show. Wowzers. We're in American now, bitches! People die, people get sexually assaulted, and Claire and Jamie just can't not have sex while all the bad stuff is happening around them...what else is new? But remember, digital assault is...

Michael and Dave close out the second season of the podcast with the 2nd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the second year and buckle up for another insane new season coming your way in two weeks! We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Se...