The Center Cut

Michael and Dave came back to England and watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Ted Lasso. The guys don't always agree, but today they definitely concur that Nate is a grey haired, rotten faced, no good little piece of poo poo. They want to buy his childhood home, shit in all of the rooms, burn it to the ground, and then poop on the ashes. Oh, and RIP Earl. Thanks for listeni...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Nightmare Before Christmas and friend of the show Cindy quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which holiday is better--Halloween or Chrismas? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

  What's this?! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the holiday cult class The Nightmare Before Christmas. Creator of the podcast logo, Cindy, joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. There are tender lumplings everywhere, but no sightings of Sally's asshole. While she's akin to a Weezer song, no song could ever live up to 'Icicles on my Twat.' Happy Halloween, and thanks...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ted Lasso. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Is Jason Sudeikis hot? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Emmy-slaying Ted Lasso. He's here, he's there, the guys are both fans, Roy Kent! Dave's a fan of the humor; Michael's a fan of the uplifting nature, and they both agree that Roy's penis is a rectangle. Thanks for listening! Hauntings, Homicide & Hearsay Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episo...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hunt and Jasmin and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Is Hillary Swank hot? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Covid casualty The Hunt. Returning for a second time, Jasmine and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Everybody tries to keep the political discussions to a minimum, but Michael of course can't keep his LOST boner unsheathed since the writers have ties to the show. Dave knowingly knew nothing about...

    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of The Bear on FX/Hulu. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What type of restaurant/bar would YOU open? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed The Bear on FX/Hulu, Chef. Does it hold up to its (as of recording) 100% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it fire? Is it all that and a can of tomatoes? Or do the guys want to drink some Ecto Cooler and doze off? DONUT keep reading--just go check it out for yourself, Chef! Thanks for listening...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of A Quiet Place and Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry Lee Abbott or Jim Halpert? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the silent but deadly A Quiet Place. Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael hates the youngest child with a fiery passion, hates the fact that everybody is barefoot instead of wearing moccasins, and hates that Lee and Evelyn didn't use protection. Dave, Nick, and Marcus all hate Michael...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Euphoria. This doesn't have a TON to do with that. Really, Michael is just going on vacation to Disney World. But, go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which Disney World characters would YOU want to grind on? CENTER CHAT! In the Wild Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new e...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the trippy Euphoria. Does Zendaya RUE the day she took drugs for the first time? Do Jules JEWELS ever get in the way? Nate Jacobs is a walking pile of pig excrement, but is Maddy MAD HE exists? Okay, that last one was a stretch, but nah, she just wants HER chance to show her butt off at the school dance! Thanks for listeni...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Lindsey and Sepideh of Two Salty Broads podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a Supreme Court judge or Judge Reinhold? CENTER CHAT! The Mystery of Life Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the iconic (for some reason) 80's comedy Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Lindsey and Sepideh of the Two Salty Broads podcast join the guys to quiz them on the middle. Spicoli can get it, stereo salesman guy can get a meatball sub and fuck off, and Vargas can get a facelift (a headlift? Is that a thing?). The guys are to podcasts as Stacy is t...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would be in your Umbrella or Sparrow Academy? CENTER CHAT! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy on Netflix. They're back for a second time to gawk over their Annual Award show namesake Luther and question just what the hell is going on. Michael supports Elliot Page but not his hair, Dave is very confident in his Molester Pocket theories, and they both just want to know what kind of sexual deviant pla...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Mr. Nobody and comedian Ant Perez quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be 118 year old Nemo from the movie or the fish from Finding Nemo? CENTER CHAT! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecente...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mind-bending Leto joint Mr. Nobody. Comedian Ant Perez joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. There are so many Jared Letos that it would be impossible to talk about them all. But, stepsisters are sexed, pet pigs are lampooned, and everybody needs to stay out of the pool! That's an order! Thanks for listening! Follow Ant Perez on:...

  Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of Outer Range. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather ride a bull once a week or get in a bar fight once a year? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Lo...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime sci-fi western show Outer Range. This one's a hole lotta' fun. We don't do typos. Figure it out. Spoiler alert, the guys find a new show that they both thoroughly enjoy! They both agree that Billy is the best character, Josh Brolin's a snack, and the actor who plays Perry can get it. It's a time bending, rip-roarin' rodeo of...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hereditary and Chris Fafalios of Punchline and many other things, quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather live in a tree house or nudist colony? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow...

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of their second Ari Aster film: Hereditary. Genuinely good dude Chris Fafalios joins the guys as the first repeat guest to tell spooky tales and quiz them on the middle. For once there is a natural reason to talk about penises! Michael is a fanboy of Chris. Chris is a fanboy of this movie. And Dave is a fanboy for making fun of Michael's old c...

  Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the third installment where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself for a third time. CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to  thecentercutcast@gmail.com Fo...

Its the 100th episode! But we don't have time for fanfare! Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fifth season of Outlander. Five seasons in and they still know next to nothing. Michael doesn't like Bree's wedding dress or the cake. Dave apparently loves Outlander now, weird. And, the guys agree that what happened to Claire was awful and its ALL DIANA'S FAULT! CUT IT OUT, DIAN...