The Celluloid Cellar

The name's Cellar. Celluloid Cellar . Jack and Cameron discuss not just one of their favourite Bond films but one of their favourite movies in general - Casino Royale. It's been 20 years since Craig's Bond graced our screens for the first time and his legacy couldn't be stronger. Listen now to hear us gush endlessly about this action masterpiece. Intro song is 'You Know My Name...

Look up to the stars. You are not alone. That's right, out there, deep in the cosmos, it's what you've always hoped would be there, it's what you've always believed in, it's what you knew to be real - it's the latest episode of The Celluloid Cellar! Our longest episode yet; reviewing Steven Spielberg's latest alien flick Disclosure Day. Listen now to hear our OUT-OF...

We wish you loved The Celluloid Cellar more than any other podcast in the whole world. Lucky for us, you will, after listening to our episode all about Curry Barker's Obsession, an early contender for scariest film of 2026! Come for the insightful film review and stay for the chat about cinema snacks going where the sun don't shine. Timecodes 0.02.59 - Film News: Avengers Delayed Again?! 0...

My goodness, we are back! After a brief hiatus, Cameron and Jak are back to save the world from the dreaded astrophage that is slowly devouring our Sun. Or maybe they're just reviewing a film about that starring Ryan Gosling. The baby goose is loose in space and we want to share all of our thoughts about it with you. Listen now. Timecodes 0.04.07 - What Have We Been Watching 0.10.43 - Andrew C...

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire for him to listen to this episode. Get ready for another massive episode about another bloody huge film! Get your ears on it for the good of Gondor! Timecodes: 0.03.55 - Film News: The Oscars 2026 0.11.33 - Film News: 28 Years Later 3 Still on the Fence 0.12.54 - Film News: Tarantino and Stallone Mini Series and RIP Chuck Norris 0.19.41 - LOTR: The Two...

Out on the wily, windy moors we get ready for a very saucy time as we watch Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi roll and fall in green. It's Emerald Fennel's "Wuthering Heights", a horny, grandiose adaptation that's angered English Graduates everywhere. But how is it as a film? Listen now to hear our thoughts. Timecodes 0.03.57 - Film News: 28 Years Later 3 In Development Peril 0....

An episode of epic proportions! It's the moment some of you have been waiting for, our review of 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring' (Extended Edition), just in time for the movie's 25th Anniversary. What do we think of Peter Jackson's genre-defining fantasy film? Listen to this stockingly big episode to find out. Timecodes 0.04.14 - History of J. R. R. Tolkien...

This week we have an extra special treat from the vault for you! It's a commentary track of Pierce Brosnan's action spectacular Live Wire. Get ready for explosions galore and explosions of gore in what 'DC Goes to the Movies' calls "the best bad movie" set in Washington D.C. Podcast theme music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com Live Wire is directed by Christian Duguay...

Almost a month of 2026 has gone by so it's about bloody time that we take a look back at 2025 and choose our best and worst films of that mid cinematic year. We're also bringing you our review of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, maybe the most distrubing mainstream film in a long time, as well as our predictions for the 2026 Oscars. This is our longest episode yet so you better start liste...

They say good things come to those who wait. We've waited a bloody long time for Avatar: Fire and Ash so that means it should be fantastic. But is it? Listen to our very timely thoughts right now. Timecodes 0.04.31 - Film News: Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount 0.06.42 - Film News: Zootopia 2 passes $1 Billion at the Worldwide Box Office 0.07.46 - Film News: Hollywood’s Box Office Total fo...

Ho ho ho! It's that magical festive time of year once again and we here at The Celluloid Cellar want to wish you a very Merry Christmas and an incredibly Happy New Year! In this episode, we talk about some of our seasonal favourites, some lesser known gems and debate whether a film set at Christmas counts as a Christmas film. Fill your stocking one last time in 2025 and thank you for listening to...

Get yourself on a treadmill, out on the road, or racing around a track as it's time for our review of The Running Man (2025)! This is a hot, fresh, and very current review for you all as it leaves most cinemas this Thursday. If you get the chance, go see it, it's fun! If you don't, ignore that and listen to the pod for our in-depth thoughts. Timecodes 0.02.54 - Film News: Low Box Offic...

It's a shortie but a goodie this week as we release an episode from the vault. We're shining a spotlight on recent pair of Simpsons episodes that are actually great? Shocking, I know. Listen now to find out why A Serious Flanders is worth watching. Bye-diddily-eye, neighbourinos! Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

It has been a long wait but the time has finally come for us to venture to the abandonded town of 'Shelby Oaks'. What did we think of YouTube critic Chris Stuckmann's Directorial Debut? Did it disappoint or did it creep us out? Or did it do a little bit of both? Listen to hear our thoughts on that and the underseen mind-bender 'It's What's Inside', out now on Netflix. T...

Spooky season is upon us and this week, the boys quake in their boots as they review Black Phone 2. Does this scream-quel live up to the chilling supernatural drama of the first film? Listen to find out, if you dare. Timecodes 0.03.07 - What we’ve been watching, Barbarian, The Monkey, The Long Walk, The Haunting of Bly Manor, Se7en,  0.11.30 - Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 0.15.15 - Black Phone 2 R...

My goodness, get ready for an absolutely huge episode! We review Cillian Murphy's new Netflix Drama, 'Steve'. We get a little bit spooky as we talk about some of our favourite Halloween movies. And Cameron risks the destruction of the pod by Swifties with his review of Taylor Swift's The Release Party of a Showgirl. It was nice knowing you. Timecodes: 0.05.56 - Film News - Passion...

Put you headphones on and take yourself for a nice long walk as you listen to our review of The Long Walk! We've made our way back to the cinema in time for one of the biggest surprises of the year. This dystopian thriller is as engaging as it is harrowing and we couldn't bloody stop talking about it. Timecodes: 0.02.10 - R.I.P. Robert Redford 0.05.23 - Parent and Baby Screenings and cinem...

Get ready to witness 'the overwhelming indifference of nature,' as this week we take a look at movies starring deadly animals. Come celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws with us and contemplate the line between beast and man with Grizzly Man. Also, Cameron suffers through Tommy Wiseau's 2nd film, Big Shark. One guess to figure out what the movie's about. Timecodes: 0.04.01 - Jaws 50th Anniversary...

The boys are back from their hiatus with a hot fresh review of a moive that's 20 years old! Goodness, how time flies. They've been away so long that Batman Begins is now retro and Jack has a child. Has some time away and the arrival of a newborn affected their reviewing abilities. Listen to find out. Timecodes: 0.05.37 - Film & TV News - Chris Colombus and the new Harry Potter Series 0.13.29 -...

It's not the size that matters but what you do with it. This is our ethos this week as we have a very short episode for you in a bit of a different format. This is because Jack has had a baby and is on paternity leave! Congratulations to him and his partner! But never fear, Cameron has reviews of Friendship and Another Round in our male mid-life crisis spectacular. Hope you enjoy and find some pea...

This week we're releasing a recording from the vault that's a little different but we're very excited about it. It's a movie commentary for the greatest action film of 2008: Hayden Christiansen's 'Jumper'. That is all. Timecodes: 0.02.56 - Movie/Commentary starts Music by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's our review of Superman (2025). This week the boys get tucked into James Gunn's latest superhero film. Is it magical fun for the whole family? Is it woke nonsense? Is it the death of the DCU before it's even begun? Listen to find out. Timecodes: 0.06.30 - Superman Review 0.47.45 - Superman Spoilers Sources: David Corenswet's GQ Interview: https:...

Get ready to scream as this week the boys review the latest horror hit, 28 Years Later, and it's terrifying predecessor from many moons ago, 28 Days Later . Some exciting new Bond news is also touched upon and Jack gives the quickest most spoiler filled 28 Weeks Later review known to man. Timecodes: 0.03.05 - Denis Villeneuve is the director for Bond 26 0.15.11 - 28 Days Later Review 0.31.55 -...

It's a bumper week of huge movie reviews! The boys split up to watch one film each: with Cameron tackling 'Predator: Killer of Killers', and Jack witnessing 'How To Train Your Dragon', before joinging together for a big joint review of Nic Cage's 'The Surfer'. Does 'How To Train Your Dragon' measure up to the original? Does Predator slay? Does Nic Cage ride...

All good things must come to an end. It's time for our review of Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning where we find out if Ethan Hunt can manage to save the world one last time and if Tom Cruise truly is Cinema Jesus. But that's not all! The boys each have their own sneaky quick reviews of Lilo & Stitch and The Phoencian Scheme respectfully. Have Disney got another live-action win...