The Celluloid Cellar

Get ready for a whole lot of news, Tom Cruise adoration, and questionable Irish accents as, this week, the boy's venutre across the rolling green hills of ' Bring Them Down ' (2024). But on the other side of those hills there is not a pot of gold, but a pot full of sadness and generational t r a u m a! Get down into the cellar for the most fun you'll ever have talking about sheep....

This week, the boys release an episode from the vault! They're here to chat in great length and detail about the excellent sketch show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson. Get ready for rude language and silly giggles at poor retellings of superb sketches. Timecodes: 0.02.15 - I Think You Should Leave - Series Review 0.39.11 - The Future of Comedy and TV 0.58.16 - Why is Hollywood Dying...

Havoc by name, havoc by nature! This week, the boys take eons to get to their review of Gareth Evan's action movie Havoc . Hope you enjoy lenghty sidetracks about dodgy men and dirty dealings because it seems we sure did. Get ready to hear the word 'allegedly' more times than you can count. Timecodes: 0.05.20 - Bad Men in Hollywood 0.37.27 - Gareth Evans Filmogarphy - The Brilliant 'Raid' films 0....

It's exaclty what the world needs right now: two white men offering their opinion on a film about segregation in the southern United States, the cultural importance of the Blues, and how music created by black people is the origin for all modern popular genres. In all seriousness, this film is full of amazing insight and is well-worth having a phat conversation about, which is exactly what we...

Throw your phone into the sea but only after you listen to this episode! Black Mirror is back, so it's time to talk about cursed technology, where we're heading as a society, and to over use the word "bleak" until it has no meaning. This week, the boys discuss the hit sci-fi anthology series; providing an overview of it's episodes and focusing on one from Season 3 and one fro...

Get ready for a hint of action, a smidgen of intrigue, and a pinch of thrills in our review of ' The Amateur ' (2025). Has this description spoiled our review like the trailer for ' The Amateur ' spoiled the film? Maybe. The only way to find out is by listening, so buckle up and take an anithistamine, you're in for a tangent heavy episode. Timecodes 0.00.00 - Favourite Film Sou...

La Nuit du Chasseur. *DRUMS* Get ready for the most exciting episode yet: a review of a black and white movie from 1955 that nobody has asked for! This week, we discuss the iconic classic 'The Night of the Hunter'; it's influence on pop-culture, how it holds up today, and who would star in the modern day remake. We also have a wee chat to talk about the merits of 90 minute movies and h...

It's an absoultely huge week with THREE movie reviews on the podcast. The boys have an erotic woman/sex worker spectacular with critiques of The Last Showgirl and Oscar Winner for Best Picture, Anora. Get ready for some big, deep conversations about these two wonderful films, and prepare for Jack's soapbox rant on The Electric State. Timecodes: 0.07.31 - The Last Showgirl Review 0.31.16 -...

This week's episode is one that's escaped from The Celluloid Cellar's vault. In the first, of hopefully many, Cameron and Jack try to convince each other to watch a movie they haven't seen before. They also hope you the listener will be convinced to give them a try as well. Will Office Space change your life? Is Babe: Pig in the City the best film of 1998? Listen to find out. Timec...

Hey Mickey, you're so fine, we'll clone you seventeen times. Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey! If you couldn't guess, this week we review Mickey 17, the latest satire from Oscar Winner filmmkaer Bong Joon-Ho. What did the boys think of RPatz? Will he be up for a Oscar next year? Do the Oscars matter anymore? Find out our opinion on that as well as we go into the winners of the 97th Academy Award...

The name's Synergy. Corporate Synergy. This week the boys dive into the HUGE news that Amazon have aquired full creative control of the Bond Franchise. They despair about the potential future, talk about the copyright expiration of the franchise, and speculate on who the next James Bond might be. To cheer themselves up, they then review the excellent Jude Law thriller, The Order (2024). Get in...

On this episode of The Celluloid Cellar, the boys take a short and sweet approach as they predict who's going to win which awards at the 2025 Academy Awards. Do we think Demi Moore will prove she's more than a popcorn actress? What's the deal with Emilia Pérez? Will there be any drama like Will Smith's infamous slap? Get down into the cellar to find out our thoughts.

Captain America is back! This time, Anthonty Mackie is weilding the shield in the never ending parade of comic book content that is the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Cameron and Jack review the latest Cap film and also comment on the state of the MCU, misinformation and speculation over the film's production, and the dystopian horror of their new 'self-service cinema'. Get yourself into t...

TIME STOP! In this absolutely massive episode of The Celluloid Cellar, the boys review the disastorous Megalopolis before looking back at the career of Francis Ford Coppola to figure out just how the bloody hell we got here. They then talk about a few other directo's who lost their touch with time and who may also be terrible men. Rebel Moon: Part 1 also gets reviewed which is a shame for everyone...

Welcome to the Bald Lady Bonanza! This week the boys review a double bill for the ages with the contemporary romance film We Live In Time, starring Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh, and the '90s action flick G.I. Jane, starring their beloved Demi Moore. Slither down in to the cellar for an episode full of crisp shaven heads, questionable accents, and thick meaty tangents. Telgraph Article on...

Crash! Bang! Zoom! It's an action spectacular this week on The Celluloid Cellar as this week the boys review the throwback thriller Flight Risk and baby's-first-die-hard Carry On. Do y'all need a pilot? How CGI was that moose? Were these movies really worth our time? Climb down into the cellar to find out! Flight Risk Review: 06.30 Flight Risk Spoliers: 21.02 Carry On Review: 47.33 Rec...

It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark... don't be scared, it's just Cameron and Jack, squatting in the corner of The Celluloid Cellar! Spooky times are with us once again as this week the boys review Leigh Whanell's Wolf Man (2025). Is the film "elevated horror" or schlock? Do they have a disgusting amount of tangents? Is Jack a big scaredy cat? Listen, if you dare. Awooo...

He’s coming… to give his review of Nosferatu (2024). And by “he”, I mean ‘we’, The Celluloid Cellar boys. This episode, Cameron and Jack are coming to you LIVE from Orlok’s catacombs, so come on down and find out if we enjoyed Robert Egger’s vampire remake or if we wanted to throw garlic at the screen. Sources: Sirius XM: How Bill Skarsgård Created Nosferatu’s Voice in New Movie - https://youtu.be...

Happy New Year! Slither down into the cellar to celebrate another exciting year in film with us. This week, the boys have many fat tangents as they discuss the current state of the cinematic landscape, how we got to the age of the superhero, and their thoughts on some of this year's upcoming films. Any anachronisms in this episode and the absence of a discussion of the Superman trailer is due to i...

Things get spooky, slimy, and even stinkier in the cellar today as Jack and Cameron review The Substance . Were they sickened by the gore? Were they blown away by Demi Moore? Were they crying out for mid-budget movies galore? Listen to find out! And we promise there are no awkward rhymes in the pod. This was their test episode of the pod so the quality isn't great but content is so juicy and rich...

We wish you a Christmas. A Merry Christmas. Terrible jokes aside, welcome to our first episode, a review of the action-packed On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) - a secret Christmas Movie! Do Cameron and Jack like the film? How terrible are there impressions of the director Peter Hunt? Does Cameron accidentally reiterate everything said by the great James Bonding pod? Crawl down into the cella...