The Cavalry

In episode 62 of The Cavalry, Johnny recaps his triathlon experience. Then Andrew needs backup on his theory that models should be ugly. Johnny needs backup on not feeling sorry for the victims of prank shows and every discussion about directions being boring. Then Johnny tries to name as many Milwaukee Bucks as he can.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! ht...

A quick segment from our monthly bonus episode we do over on our Patreon. Get access to the full episode by becoming a Patron! We each came up with a few Would You Rather's, this clip is on of Johnny's which was, "Would you rather have a micro penis, but everyone (other than your wife) thinks you have a great penis, OR have a great penis but everyone thinks your penis was burned off...

 Happy 4th of July! In this patriotic episode 61 of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on hating social media prompts and the indignity of being put on hold again after using the call-back option instead of waiting on hold. Also we play another ad from our sponsor!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=u...

Johnny and Andrew welcome Andrew's old friend and angry cyclist Mike Cummings to the show! Mike needs backup on having indisputable proof that Seinfeld is better than friends and weekend warrior bicyclists not showing him enough respect. Also Johnny needs backup on being forced to make a dinner that he thinks is disgusting and won't eat.  Remember to leave a five star review and check us...

It's our second cross-over episode with the Jillin Off podcast! Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are hilarious comedians who have their own podcast Jillin Off which you should subscribe to right now! In this episode backup was needed on do you tell someone they're smelly and if you order an appetizer do you have to at least offer some to the rest of the table.  Plus more inept basebal...

The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious Ahmed Bharoocha to the show! Ahmed needs backup on not appreciating breakfast culture and using hiking poles to do moderate to easy hikes. Johnny needs backup on another aggressive Instagram ad, this time for bidets. Andrew needs backup on not asking people what shows are about.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://p...

In episode 57 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on people who misdirect their anger at him and wants to cancel hugs.  Andrew needs backup on not feeling sorry for guys who get their proposals rejected and his wife Heidi not being curious on why her Apple ID name for the last few years has been Carla Ablaza.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreo...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Ryan Niemiller to the show! Ryan was a finalist on America's Got Talent and loves video games! Ryan needs backup on things not actually being better back in your day, Andrew needs backup on wanting to continue to wear the mask because he bought too many masks and wants to get his money's worth and Johnny needs backup on products being too aggressiv...

On episode 55 of The Cavalry we welcome the incredible and multi-talented comedian Kristin Key to the show! Kristin needs backup on being excited to go back on cruise ships after Covid, Johnny needs backup on Apple updates being scams to ruin your devices and Andrew needs backup on it not being a compliment when someone describes tells you how lucky you are to be with your partner.  Remember to le...

In another guest-less masterpiece, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not being able to tell the difference between remastered albums and the originals, primary care doctors being the morons of the medical world, restaurants should seat you even if your full party hasn't arrived yet, failing to stick to your guns on a customer service call and drunk sleep being the worst sleep.  Support the sho...

In this ball heavy episode of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on confident people needing to take it down a notch, the new kind of underwear that's targeted Johnny on Instagram looking uncomfortable, people correcting you on how you'd use a time machine being annoying and Katy Perry's lyric about ballons meaning boobs not balls. Truly, this might be our masterpiece.  Supp...

It's episode 52 which means it's officially one full year of Johnny and Andrew backing each other up! In this anniversary episode, The Cavalry welcomes the multi-talented and hilarious Marianne Sierk. Marianne is an amazing comedian, radio host and crafter with her own style blog called Boho Mod Blog. Follow the Instagram account and listen to her show daily at 98online.com Also you migh...

The hilarious comedian and hot sauce baron Dave Yates joins the show! Dave needs backup on Johnny not using his amazing Beehner's Beans coffee merch idea, giving grieving people money and food rather than sympathy, and not telling comedians how to earn a living during the pandemic. Dave is also the host of the 12 Questions podcast and you can find his delicious hot sauce at hahahotsauce.com P...

Johnny and Andrew welcome Johnny's brother Scott Beehner to the show! Scott is a very funny actor and improvisor who's been in a million cool projects, none of which we discuss on the show. Instead, we back up a few listeners and then back each other up on fitness instructor's telling you to engage your core being a cop-out, whether or not to pay for the insurance, saying horrible t...

It's a guest-less episode 49! Johnny and Andrew back each other up on practical "jokes", being direct with criticism, what the world would be like if it were a bunch of Johnny Beehners, and showing some gratitude to the government for once.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the delightfully funny Bo Johnson to the Cavalry! Bo needs backup on refunds for Cameos if the celebrity gets cancelled, Andrew needs backup on Mexican coke with "real cane sugar" being overrated, Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the "Doctor" title.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/the...

On this week's episode we welcome the incredibly funny Irene Tu! She needs backup on not replying to texts that don't require an answer and acknowledging when a working relationship doesn't work. Johnny needs backup on airlines having a first-come first-serve boarding policy. Andrew needs backup on backpacks having too many pockets now-a-days.  Support the show Remember to sign up f...

Episode 46 with Tom and Steph Clark “When The Cat’s Away The Mouse Will Play” Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious comedians and married couple Tom and Steph Clark! Tom needs backup on being not being allowed to use the upstairs toilet even though Steph uses it. Steph needs backup on hosting a backyard comedy show at their house. Johnny wants to know farted first and Andrew revisits the time he...

In our wildest and most sound-effect filled episode yet, we welcome the hilarious Jason Russell to the Cavalry. First we backup a listener who restores vintage towels and sheets. Then Jason, and ONLY Jason, needs backup on going to extremes to not know anything about a new movie before seeing it, women keeping their last names when they get married and preferring women who ditch the razor and let...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tommy Ryman to the show!  Tommy needs backup on convincing his hippie mom to take the Covid vaccine sooner than later and not wanting to add a Great Dane to the two dogs and three-legged cat they already have in the house. Johnny needs backup on kicking his snoring pug out of the bedroom. And Andrew needs backup on not throwing out new acronyms in emails unt...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Warren to the show! Greg is a fantastic comedian and co-host of the crossword comedy themed One Down podcast. He also has a special on Amazon titled Where The Field Corn Grows. In this episode Andrew, Johnny and Greg need backup on Fiji water being bad, hiding candy in the house not counting as lying to your wife, hospital bills being given to you immed...

It's episode 42 B! Andrew somehow destroyed the original episode 42, it's lost to history now, and so we recorded this quick replacement! We're blaming Covid 19 somehow for the mishap. In this hastily thrown together episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not going to Amber's house for cigarettes, unrealistic whistling expectations in the movies, sneaking in to a second movi...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Jill Kimmel to The Cavalry! They need backup on commercials needing to step up their game the rest of the year and not just during the Super Bowl, captions being on all movies at movie theaters and moving to LA but staying out of the city.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_me...

The Cavalry is officially over the hill! In our 40th episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on trying to get the vaccine, not noticing people's haircuts, allowing dogs to pee on any lawn and farting being ok if you know it's not gonna be smelly.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious and diabolical Brandt Tobler to the show! They give backup to one listener worried about sexual favors not being repaid and another who's noticed a gender gap in TV volume. Brandt needs backup on keeping his fiance off OnlyFans, Andrew needs backup on whether it's worse to leave no tip or a horrible tip and Johnny needs backup on not responding to...