The Cavalry

It's a guest-less episode 49! Johnny and Andrew back each other up on practical "jokes", being direct with criticism, what the world would be like if it were a bunch of Johnny Beehners, and showing some gratitude to the government for once.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the delightfully funny Bo Johnson to the Cavalry! Bo needs backup on refunds for Cameos if the celebrity gets cancelled, Andrew needs backup on Mexican coke with "real cane sugar" being overrated, Johnny needs backup on getting rid of the "Doctor" title.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/the...

On this week's episode we welcome the incredibly funny Irene Tu! She needs backup on not replying to texts that don't require an answer and acknowledging when a working relationship doesn't work. Johnny needs backup on airlines having a first-come first-serve boarding policy. Andrew needs backup on backpacks having too many pockets now-a-days.  Support the show Remember to sign up f...

Episode 46 with Tom and Steph Clark “When The Cat’s Away The Mouse Will Play” Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious comedians and married couple Tom and Steph Clark! Tom needs backup on being not being allowed to use the upstairs toilet even though Steph uses it. Steph needs backup on hosting a backyard comedy show at their house. Johnny wants to know farted first and Andrew revisits the time he...

In our wildest and most sound-effect filled episode yet, we welcome the hilarious Jason Russell to the Cavalry. First we backup a listener who restores vintage towels and sheets. Then Jason, and ONLY Jason, needs backup on going to extremes to not know anything about a new movie before seeing it, women keeping their last names when they get married and preferring women who ditch the razor and let...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tommy Ryman to the show!  Tommy needs backup on convincing his hippie mom to take the Covid vaccine sooner than later and not wanting to add a Great Dane to the two dogs and three-legged cat they already have in the house. Johnny needs backup on kicking his snoring pug out of the bedroom. And Andrew needs backup on not throwing out new acronyms in emails unt...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Warren to the show! Greg is a fantastic comedian and co-host of the crossword comedy themed One Down podcast. He also has a special on Amazon titled Where The Field Corn Grows. In this episode Andrew, Johnny and Greg need backup on Fiji water being bad, hiding candy in the house not counting as lying to your wife, hospital bills being given to you immed...

It's episode 42 B! Andrew somehow destroyed the original episode 42, it's lost to history now, and so we recorded this quick replacement! We're blaming Covid 19 somehow for the mishap. In this hastily thrown together episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not going to Amber's house for cigarettes, unrealistic whistling expectations in the movies, sneaking in to a second movi...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Jill Kimmel to The Cavalry! They need backup on commercials needing to step up their game the rest of the year and not just during the Super Bowl, captions being on all movies at movie theaters and moving to LA but staying out of the city.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_me...

The Cavalry is officially over the hill! In our 40th episode, Andrew and Johnny need backup on trying to get the vaccine, not noticing people's haircuts, allowing dogs to pee on any lawn and farting being ok if you know it's not gonna be smelly.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sou...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious and diabolical Brandt Tobler to the show! They give backup to one listener worried about sexual favors not being repaid and another who's noticed a gender gap in TV volume. Brandt needs backup on keeping his fiance off OnlyFans, Andrew needs backup on whether it's worse to leave no tip or a horrible tip and Johnny needs backup on not responding to...

The Cavalry podcast teams up with the Christina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy of the Jillin Off podcast for the epic crossover the world has been waiting for! Make sure after you watch you go find the Jillin Off podcast and subscribe! Christina, Jen, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not making the extra effort for friends who've deleted their social media, putting an end to the word "puss&qu...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on not all graffiti being equal, being lazy on vacation, no soliciting signs being unnecessary and waiting for the other line to hang up first on cell phone calls.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_co...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tyler Boeh to the Cavalry! They need backup on mowing other people's lawns, not saying "I love you" to casual friends, being too old to use current slang and being more interested in the movie than the actors.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&am...

The wives are back on our first episode of the new year! Erin, Heidi, Andrew and Johnny swap baby stories and then need backup on Elf on The Shelf being a bad gift, everyone being irritable due to Covid, it taking longer to get there than people telling you it's going to and preferring a wheelchair to a scooter when given the choice.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for P...

It's The Cavalry's ill-timed Christmas Spectacular! This week, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not having Amazon wrap your delivered presents, waiting until Christmas morning to open presents, fake tree over real tree and lying to your children about Santa being the right thing to do.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecava...

Andrew and Johnny need backup on canceling checks, not calling your inlaws "mom" or "dad", reviews not being mandatory and cleaning as you cook.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew and Johnny need backup on the "just you wait" people, not needing to know the ages of all your nieces and nephews, snaps over zippers and people only sending messages from their own accounts.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_cre...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Kortney Shane Williams! They discus live shows versus digital ones and then need backup on a theory for Urban Meyer's next job, leaf blowers being good actually, not cleaning items you've sold on Facebook marketplace and raising children.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/...

Andrew gives a quick update on how the perinium massages are going, then Johnny and Andrew need backup on books being terrible gifts, the lameness of certified backyard habitats, circumcision being perfectly fine and social media influencers not trying hard enough. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&am...

Andrew and Johnny give listeners backup on park workouts and Dirty Santa parties... then seek help for themselves on spouses ogling movie stars, expensive doughnuts, guinea pig maintenance responsibilities and perineum massage being a misnomer.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_li...

Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Pat McGann to the show! Backup is needed on trampolines being better than pools, continuing to use a Yahoo email address, rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and news anchors needing to be more serious on election night.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medi...

Heidi Hayward returns and Erin Beehner makes her debut to join Johnny and Andrew on the Cavalry! Backup is needed on hair length, blaming people for getting Covid, not wanting your dog to get replaced by your baby and wanting spontinaity in the bedroom.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sourc...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on being specific when you tell people to go vote, bringing up politics in mixed company, NextDoor needing an editor and toilet seat etiquette.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew discuss highschool pranks before requesting backup on lines being terrible, neighbors picking up leaves on your side of the fence, ambiguous water deaths in the movies and halloween candy rankings.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorsh...