The Cavalry

It's a Cavalry Xmas spectacular! In this festive episode 86, Andrew needs backup on companies that the more a company professes its support for the troops the worse its products are and Christmas cards needing to be original photos, not Instagram repeats. Johnny needs backup on it being dumb to skip movie trailers to avoid spoilers and there being no point in checking the weather. Enjoy! Reme...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries.  Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Re...

 In this guest-less spectacular, Johnny needs backup on leaving the presents from Santa Claus unwrapped and that all those 8 episode docuseries could really just be 90 minute documentaries. Andrew needs backup on never waiting for a parking spot and how a voicemail that just says, "call me back", is useless. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! Su...

Recurring guest, hilarious comedian, and wiki feet star Christina Walkinshaw is back! Christina needs backup on it being common courtesy that houseguests leave a gift and the right to fart in front of house guests. Plus we talk booster shots, running, cruise ships and more!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=...

Johnny and Andrew recap their respective Thanksgivings and revisit the mashed potatoes debate. Then they backup two different listeners who left comments (you should do that by the way!) Johnny needs backup on going with pork butt over turkey on Thanksgiving and Andrew needs backup on Indigenous People's Day needing fun traditions to catch on. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patr...

Andrew's back from the Middle East and Johnny ran his marathon! Johnny needs backup on Succession having no stakes because they're all rich anyway. Andrew needs backup on modern kings cheating by not wearing all the garb.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_ca...

In episode 80 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on how kids should be trick-or-treating at strangers houses and seeing movies in the theater is overrated. Johnny needs backup on it not being stealing if the BOGO sale only ended a day ago. Also we have new corporate sponsors!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_mediu...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Hahn to the show! Greg is an amazing comedian and this episode was one of our all time favorites. We're sorry about the audio peaking at certain points but Greg was just too hot to handle! And we promise he's worth it. Greg needs backup on giving advice to rich people and being willing to change hotel rooms at a moment's notice.  Support...

It's the long anticipated review of the Beehner family's new bidet! Johnny needs backup on despite being a die-hard Packer fan, it being ok to objectively admit that the Bears logo is cooler than the Packers logo. Andrew needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you the project you've decided to take on is a "really big job." Remember to leave a comment and a revi...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Josh Gondelman to the show! Josh is a prolific author and comedian but of course we don't discuss any of that. Josh needs backup on the Astros cheating scandal not being that bad and peppermint chip ice cream deserving to be a year-round flavor. Remember to leave a review and comment with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it...

Johnny and Andrew are flying guest-less again in episode 76 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on no one ever getting canceled for saying something funny. Andrew needs backup on automatic toilets always being a disaster.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cre...

Andrew's in Vegas! But that doesn't stop the Cavalry from talking about Johnny running and fast food. Andrew needs backup on there being no luck involved in whether or not you run out of gas and almost all dog training just taking the fun out of having a dog. Johnny needs backup on not combining Christmas gifts for him and his wife into one big gift he doesn't want.  Support the sho...

Carmen Morales returns for episode 74 of The Cavalry Podcast! In a first for the podcast, Carmen takes the opposite side of an issue presented by a previous guest!! She needs backup on "glamping" not being real camping. Johnny needs backup on it not being weird that as a freshman in high school he dated a senior. Andrew needs backup on it being stupid when country stars where their cowbo...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Aaron Kleiber to the show! Aaron is a great comedian and the host of his own podcast, Grown Dad Business. Aaron needs backup on all soft-serve ice cream being the same. Johnny needs backup on not letting your kids beating him in basketball. Andrew needs backup on it being way easier to write a book than make a movie.  Support the show Remember to sign up for...

In episode 72 of The Cavalry, Johnny reveals his incredible backwards tattoo. Then Johnny needs backup on married couples limiting anniversary celebrations to the day they got married. Andrew needs backup on not reporting neighborhood kid vandalism of his own table.  Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon f...

Episode 71 starts off hot with more little league talk, Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Hooters and the humiliation of Andrew's workout class. Then Andrew needs backup on staying with a partner who cheats on you so that you can bask in the moral high ground and no one actually liking pepper. Johnny needs backup on movies being for the weekend and TV shows being for during the week. Remember to join th...

Andrew is slightly hungover in the spectacular episode 70 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on requiring a warning that the meal will be family style BEFORE ordering and people being more interested in renaming problems than fixing them.  Johnny needs backup on nostalgia going extinct and that it's not the person who goes into the house last, but the person who spends the most time getting...

Here's a quick teaser of our latest Patreon monthly bonus episode, The Quiz! Johnny and Andrew quiz each other on their worst subjects. For Johnny, sports and for Andrew music. Hilarity, as always, ensues. To listen to whole episode head over to Patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast and become a patron today!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon....

It's a nice episode of The Cavalry as the hilarious comedian and host of the Sports Gambling Podcast Sean Green joins the show! Sean needs backup on being an aggressive honker. Johnny gets his new Prius but it shows up dead. Johnny needs backup on leaving the door open after pooping to air out the bathroom faster. Andrew needs backup on baby-led weaning being an unnecessary risk. Remember we...

It's episode 68 and it's a guest-less spectacular! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to buy a new car and tells an incredible story from his youth about buying two brand new Mustangs in the span of two months. Johnny also needs backup on no one actually winning the Taco Bell survey contests. Andrew needs backup on lemonade stands pivoting to sell more convenient items. Remember to subsc...

Andrew's mom Karen joins us briefly on this special episode of The Cavalry to get backup on why it's stupid Weight Watchers is now using spokespeople who have never struggled with weight. Then Johnny recounts an unbelievable post-funeral fast food binge, and then once again needs backup on snack vs. treats. He also needs backup on his belief that contrary to the stereotype,  Taco Bell do...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Steve Rogers to the show! Steve is a great comic who lives in New York, regularly opens for Brian Regan and has nothing to do with The Avengers. On the show Andrew needs backup on Olympic teams being required to have coaches from their own countries, Steve needs backup on camping snobs being too picky on what "counts" as camping, and Johnny needs b...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Liz Miele and Maria Shehata to the show! Liz and Maria are both incredible comedians and host their own podcast, 2 Non-Doctors. Liz needs backup on holiday-themed Reeses Peanut Butter Cups being better than normal ones and doing away with kissing hello forever. Maria needs backup on Uber riding scores being attached to dating profiles and everyone getting th...

It's another guest-less spectacular! In episode 64 of The Cavalry, Andrew needs backup on letting the people in the backseat of the car decide the AC levels and Johnny needs backup on not everyone being expected to bring a wedding gift. Remember to check out the Patreon for bonus content, post-show banter and extra episodes! And leave a five-star review on what you need backup on in your life...

The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious comedians Mary Mack and Amber Preston to the show! Amber and Mary host their own Instagram live show every week that you should watch! Mary needs backup on not believing in expiration dates. Amber needs backup on pie people being too intense. Andrew needs back up on his Grandma being in a rush to get off the phone with him. And Johnny needs backup on making it th...