The Cavalry

In episode 72 of The Cavalry, Johnny reveals his incredible backwards tattoo. Then Johnny needs backup on married couples limiting anniversary celebrations to the day they got married. Andrew needs backup on not reporting neighborhood kid vandalism of his own table.  Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for bonus episodes and post-show banter! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon f...

Episode 71 starts off hot with more little league talk, Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Hooters and the humiliation of Andrew's workout class. Then Andrew needs backup on staying with a partner who cheats on you so that you can bask in the moral high ground and no one actually liking pepper. Johnny needs backup on movies being for the weekend and TV shows being for during the week. Remember to join th...

Andrew is slightly hungover in the spectacular episode 70 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on requiring a warning that the meal will be family style BEFORE ordering and people being more interested in renaming problems than fixing them.  Johnny needs backup on nostalgia going extinct and that it's not the person who goes into the house last, but the person who spends the most time getting...

Here's a quick teaser of our latest Patreon monthly bonus episode, The Quiz! Johnny and Andrew quiz each other on their worst subjects. For Johnny, sports and for Andrew music. Hilarity, as always, ensues. To listen to whole episode head over to Patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast and become a patron today!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon....

It's a nice episode of The Cavalry as the hilarious comedian and host of the Sports Gambling Podcast Sean Green joins the show! Sean needs backup on being an aggressive honker. Johnny gets his new Prius but it shows up dead. Johnny needs backup on leaving the door open after pooping to air out the bathroom faster. Andrew needs backup on baby-led weaning being an unnecessary risk. Remember we...

It's episode 68 and it's a guest-less spectacular! Johnny needs backup on not wanting to buy a new car and tells an incredible story from his youth about buying two brand new Mustangs in the span of two months. Johnny also needs backup on no one actually winning the Taco Bell survey contests. Andrew needs backup on lemonade stands pivoting to sell more convenient items. Remember to subsc...

Andrew's mom Karen joins us briefly on this special episode of The Cavalry to get backup on why it's stupid Weight Watchers is now using spokespeople who have never struggled with weight. Then Johnny recounts an unbelievable post-funeral fast food binge, and then once again needs backup on snack vs. treats. He also needs backup on his belief that contrary to the stereotype,  Taco Bell do...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Steve Rogers to the show! Steve is a great comic who lives in New York, regularly opens for Brian Regan and has nothing to do with The Avengers. On the show Andrew needs backup on Olympic teams being required to have coaches from their own countries, Steve needs backup on camping snobs being too picky on what "counts" as camping, and Johnny needs b...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Liz Miele and Maria Shehata to the show! Liz and Maria are both incredible comedians and host their own podcast, 2 Non-Doctors. Liz needs backup on holiday-themed Reeses Peanut Butter Cups being better than normal ones and doing away with kissing hello forever. Maria needs backup on Uber riding scores being attached to dating profiles and everyone getting th...

It's another guest-less spectacular! In episode 64 of The Cavalry, Andrew needs backup on letting the people in the backseat of the car decide the AC levels and Johnny needs backup on not everyone being expected to bring a wedding gift. Remember to check out the Patreon for bonus content, post-show banter and extra episodes! And leave a five-star review on what you need backup on in your life...

The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious comedians Mary Mack and Amber Preston to the show! Amber and Mary host their own Instagram live show every week that you should watch! Mary needs backup on not believing in expiration dates. Amber needs backup on pie people being too intense. Andrew needs back up on his Grandma being in a rush to get off the phone with him. And Johnny needs backup on making it th...

In episode 62 of The Cavalry, Johnny recaps his triathlon experience. Then Andrew needs backup on his theory that models should be ugly. Johnny needs backup on not feeling sorry for the victims of prank shows and every discussion about directions being boring. Then Johnny tries to name as many Milwaukee Bucks as he can.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! ht...

A quick segment from our monthly bonus episode we do over on our Patreon. Get access to the full episode by becoming a Patron! We each came up with a few Would You Rather's, this clip is on of Johnny's which was, "Would you rather have a micro penis, but everyone (other than your wife) thinks you have a great penis, OR have a great penis but everyone thinks your penis was burned off...

 Happy 4th of July! In this patriotic episode 61 of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on hating social media prompts and the indignity of being put on hold again after using the call-back option instead of waiting on hold. Also we play another ad from our sponsor!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=u...

Johnny and Andrew welcome Andrew's old friend and angry cyclist Mike Cummings to the show! Mike needs backup on having indisputable proof that Seinfeld is better than friends and weekend warrior bicyclists not showing him enough respect. Also Johnny needs backup on being forced to make a dinner that he thinks is disgusting and won't eat.  Remember to leave a five star review and check us...

It's our second cross-over episode with the Jillin Off podcast! Jen Murphy and Christina Walkinshaw are hilarious comedians who have their own podcast Jillin Off which you should subscribe to right now! In this episode backup was needed on do you tell someone they're smelly and if you order an appetizer do you have to at least offer some to the rest of the table.  Plus more inept basebal...

The Cavalry welcomes the hilarious Ahmed Bharoocha to the show! Ahmed needs backup on not appreciating breakfast culture and using hiking poles to do moderate to easy hikes. Johnny needs backup on another aggressive Instagram ad, this time for bidets. Andrew needs backup on not asking people what shows are about.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://p...

In episode 57 of The Cavalry Johnny needs backup on people who misdirect their anger at him and wants to cancel hugs.  Andrew needs backup on not feeling sorry for guys who get their proposals rejected and his wife Heidi not being curious on why her Apple ID name for the last few years has been Carla Ablaza.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreo...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Ryan Niemiller to the show! Ryan was a finalist on America's Got Talent and loves video games! Ryan needs backup on things not actually being better back in your day, Andrew needs backup on wanting to continue to wear the mask because he bought too many masks and wants to get his money's worth and Johnny needs backup on products being too aggressiv...

On episode 55 of The Cavalry we welcome the incredible and multi-talented comedian Kristin Key to the show! Kristin needs backup on being excited to go back on cruise ships after Covid, Johnny needs backup on Apple updates being scams to ruin your devices and Andrew needs backup on it not being a compliment when someone describes tells you how lucky you are to be with your partner.  Remember to le...

In another guest-less masterpiece, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not being able to tell the difference between remastered albums and the originals, primary care doctors being the morons of the medical world, restaurants should seat you even if your full party hasn't arrived yet, failing to stick to your guns on a customer service call and drunk sleep being the worst sleep.  Support the sho...

In this ball heavy episode of The Cavalry, Johnny and Andrew need backup on confident people needing to take it down a notch, the new kind of underwear that's targeted Johnny on Instagram looking uncomfortable, people correcting you on how you'd use a time machine being annoying and Katy Perry's lyric about ballons meaning boobs not balls. Truly, this might be our masterpiece.  Supp...

It's episode 52 which means it's officially one full year of Johnny and Andrew backing each other up! In this anniversary episode, The Cavalry welcomes the multi-talented and hilarious Marianne Sierk. Marianne is an amazing comedian, radio host and crafter with her own style blog called Boho Mod Blog. Follow the Instagram account and listen to her show daily at 98online.com Also you migh...

The hilarious comedian and hot sauce baron Dave Yates joins the show! Dave needs backup on Johnny not using his amazing Beehner's Beans coffee merch idea, giving grieving people money and food rather than sympathy, and not telling comedians how to earn a living during the pandemic. Dave is also the host of the 12 Questions podcast and you can find his delicious hot sauce at hahahotsauce.com P...

Johnny and Andrew welcome Johnny's brother Scott Beehner to the show! Scott is a very funny actor and improvisor who's been in a million cool projects, none of which we discuss on the show. Instead, we back up a few listeners and then back each other up on fitness instructor's telling you to engage your core being a cop-out, whether or not to pay for the insurance, saying horrible t...