The Cavalry

Johnny and Andrew make Cavalry history by recording their first ever in person episode! That doesn't stop them from having audio problems though. Andrew needs backup on people who complain about gas prices doing the most to keep them high and Johnny needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you a story and start it with, "What you've got to understand..." Post show ban...

Andrew and Johnny bring back their newest and most popular segment... Appliance Talk! Then Andrew needs backup on how hotels should provide toothpaste and the need for body positive male mannequins. Johnny needs backup on touch-less carwashes being useless and how he shouldn't be expected to remember anyone's name or face.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Sh...

Johnny needs backup on airlines covering more of your expenses when they ruin your plans, while Andrew chastises him for going cheap when shopping for flights. Then Andrew needs backup on never joining the Metaverse because he's locked out of his Playstation Account.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=un...

In another guest-less episode of The Cavalry, Andrew complains about a particularly horrible casino gig and Johnny invents a new segment, "Appliance Talk". Then Johnny needs backup on people not tagging funny tweets/posts with less funny versions of the joke. Andrew needs backup on banning smoking in casinos. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! A...

No guest for Episode 93 of The Cavalry which features Johnny needing backup on it being dumb to wear clothing with the name of the brand featured prominently. Andrew needs backup on changing the Oscar format to a returning champion system like Jeopardy. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter plus our monthly bonus episodes. Our desert island bonus ep is going up this week!  Support the...

Hilarious comedian and cheese connoisseur Kevin Bozeman joins the Cavalry. Kevin needs backup on goat cheese being the best cheese. Johnny needs backup on television shows not needing companion podcasts. Andrew needs backup on not wanting your kid to be too cool. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and our bonus episodes!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon...

Great comedian, expert BBQ pit master and water polo coach Dave Williamson joins the Cavalry! After Johnny graciously informs Dave of the theme of our podcast 15 minutes in, Dave decides he needs backup on keeping his full mustache despite his wife's objections. Johnny needs backup on the branding for IPA's being misleading. Andrew needs backup on changing the NFL overtime rules to the c...

The Cavalry turns 90! Johnny and Andrew talk about how crazy it is that people routinely get themselves kicked out of comedy clubs. Johnny needs backup on how people shouldn't dress their babies in outfits with political messages on them and if you're gonna get cheap pizza then leave the fancy toppings off. Andrew needs backup on bringing back the phone call and abolishing the signature....

It's a no-guest special on episode 89 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on whether it being morally acceptable to trick his wife into thinking Panera soup was actually from the fancy grocery store. Andrew needs backup on people not getting too hung up on the word "mild" when it comes to Covid and warm public toilet seats actually being a pretty good scenario when you think about i...

The hilarious and wonderful Matt Knudsen joins the Cavalry in episode 88. Andrew tells Matt and Johnny about his experience on the Late Late Show with James Corden, including his brush with Covid. Then Matt needs backup on preferring practicality when it comes to a car. Johnny needs backup on the new features on cars actually making them less safe. And Andrew needs backup on the incredibly loud ai...

Happy New Year! In episode 87 of The Cavalry, Johnny talks about the bad gifts he got his wife and needs backup on how to keep the aging kids at the kids table for game night and how to trim the Christmas card list. Andrew needs backup on drivers being prejudiced against Priuses.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_m...

It's a Cavalry Xmas spectacular! In this festive episode 86, Andrew needs backup on companies that the more a company professes its support for the troops the worse its products are and Christmas cards needing to be original photos, not Instagram repeats. Johnny needs backup on it being dumb to skip movie trailers to avoid spoilers and there being no point in checking the weather. Enjoy! Reme...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hysterical Susan Rice to the show! Susan is one of the funniest comedians in the world and a fellow Portlander. She needs backup on never returning anything and not understanding people who still clip coupons. Susan shares some of her experiences from over 30 years in stand-up and gives an important PSA on batteries.  Johnny and Andrew are both wearing hats! Enjoy! Re...

 In this guest-less spectacular, Johnny needs backup on leaving the presents from Santa Claus unwrapped and that all those 8 episode docuseries could really just be 90 minute documentaries. Andrew needs backup on never waiting for a parking spot and how a voicemail that just says, "call me back", is useless. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter and bonus episodes! Su...

Recurring guest, hilarious comedian, and wiki feet star Christina Walkinshaw is back! Christina needs backup on it being common courtesy that houseguests leave a gift and the right to fart in front of house guests. Plus we talk booster shots, running, cruise ships and more!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=...

Johnny and Andrew recap their respective Thanksgivings and revisit the mashed potatoes debate. Then they backup two different listeners who left comments (you should do that by the way!) Johnny needs backup on going with pork butt over turkey on Thanksgiving and Andrew needs backup on Indigenous People's Day needing fun traditions to catch on. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patr...

Andrew's back from the Middle East and Johnny ran his marathon! Johnny needs backup on Succession having no stakes because they're all rich anyway. Andrew needs backup on modern kings cheating by not wearing all the garb.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_ca...

In episode 80 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup on how kids should be trick-or-treating at strangers houses and seeing movies in the theater is overrated. Johnny needs backup on it not being stealing if the BOGO sale only ended a day ago. Also we have new corporate sponsors!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_mediu...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Greg Hahn to the show! Greg is an amazing comedian and this episode was one of our all time favorites. We're sorry about the audio peaking at certain points but Greg was just too hot to handle! And we promise he's worth it. Greg needs backup on giving advice to rich people and being willing to change hotel rooms at a moment's notice.  Support...

It's the long anticipated review of the Beehner family's new bidet! Johnny needs backup on despite being a die-hard Packer fan, it being ok to objectively admit that the Bears logo is cooler than the Packers logo. Andrew needs backup on it being annoying when people tell you the project you've decided to take on is a "really big job." Remember to leave a comment and a revi...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Josh Gondelman to the show! Josh is a prolific author and comedian but of course we don't discuss any of that. Josh needs backup on the Astros cheating scandal not being that bad and peppermint chip ice cream deserving to be a year-round flavor. Remember to leave a review and comment with what you need backup on in your life and we'll talk about it...

Johnny and Andrew are flying guest-less again in episode 76 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on no one ever getting canceled for saying something funny. Andrew needs backup on automatic toilets always being a disaster.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cre...

Andrew's in Vegas! But that doesn't stop the Cavalry from talking about Johnny running and fast food. Andrew needs backup on there being no luck involved in whether or not you run out of gas and almost all dog training just taking the fun out of having a dog. Johnny needs backup on not combining Christmas gifts for him and his wife into one big gift he doesn't want.  Support the sho...

Carmen Morales returns for episode 74 of The Cavalry Podcast! In a first for the podcast, Carmen takes the opposite side of an issue presented by a previous guest!! She needs backup on "glamping" not being real camping. Johnny needs backup on it not being weird that as a freshman in high school he dated a senior. Andrew needs backup on it being stupid when country stars where their cowbo...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Aaron Kleiber to the show! Aaron is a great comedian and the host of his own podcast, Grown Dad Business. Aaron needs backup on all soft-serve ice cream being the same. Johnny needs backup on not letting your kids beating him in basketball. Andrew needs backup on it being way easier to write a book than make a movie.  Support the show Remember to sign up for...