The Cavalry

It's a very special episode as Johnny and Andrew are joined by Andrew's wife, the hilarious Heidi Hayward. Heidi needs backup on celebrities not recognizing the efforts of their nannies and being pregnant while separating your identity from the baby's. Johnny and Andrew need backup on the concept of the podcast itself! Plus a dramatic scene where Johnny's kids have clogged the...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on who to blame for the pandemic, podcasts not needing so many producers, when to return something you've accidentally stolen, and pediatrician's for all.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_c...

In this episode Johnny and Andrew finally answer the question, how many countries are there? They also need backup on napping at work, an end to recommendations, not needing Apple Music and not placing paper napkins in your lap.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campa...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious Carmen Morales! They talk hair! They also need backup on eschewing perspective for a pity party, people thinking you're yelling when really you just miss comedy, and not wanting therapists who are younger than you.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&a...

Andrew on Johnny need backup on bringing a baby into first class, environmentally friendly laundry soap, America not being the best country in the world and horror movies being better than true crime.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Meghan Hanley! She needs backup on her crazy baseball conspiracy theory and Johnny and Andrew need backup on workplace micro-aggressions and doctor's assuming canned food is to blame for weight gain.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm...

Andrew and Johnny need backup on peanut butter jar recycling, social distancing caveats on Instagram posts, the Irish Goodbye and staying informed without watching political events.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLi...

The hilarious Andy Hendrickson joins The Cavalry this week! Johnny, Andrew and Andy need backup on throwing away old food in the fridge, whether or not to post videos of you bombing, still out-eating your pregnant wife and outing shady LA doctors.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Kira Soltanovich to the show! They need backup on giving an honest birds and bees talk to your kids, letting your kids curse, how to get registry gifts without throwing the party and making the exact same dinner two nights in a row.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=un...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on awful birds and bees humor, know it all 8-year olds at the zoo, honking for celebrations, and pharmacists and doctors needing to get on the same page.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copy...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on Hawaiian shirts, not talking about money, using Covid as an excuse for poor customer service, bad old stand-up tapes and digging egg shaped holes.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew and Johnny backup another listener! Then they need backup on sharing toothbrushes, marketing dry shampoo to men, making kids funny and getting the stupid jokes out of Youtube instructional videos.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

Johnny and Andrew welcome their first guest, the hilarious Christina Walkinshaw! Christina, Johnny and Andrew need backup on dating during the Covid era, dressing poorly, and overcoming the fear of using the service bell at front desks.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on separating your healthy food from your good food, supporting Andrew's mom Karen in these difficult times for her name, making friends as you get older and people who won't talk bad about other people behind their backs.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on baseball being boring, pregnancy excitement, lying about Michael Jackson to your kids and the Amazon Prime discount at Whole Foods being a ripoff. Plus, a listener needs backup on not wanting to wear their wedding ring! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on people stealing pregnancy thunder, being told what to joke about, folding women's laundry and online shopping returns.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew need backup on house purchases, wanting to be 600 pounds, forgetting you've met someone, and not caring about the surveillance state.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew backup their first listener! Plus they need backup on tipping the same percentage no matter what, pets being stupid, not flossing and Captain America sucking.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew need backup on ordering a fridge, rooting for morally questionable athletes, loving superhero movie reboots and a way to eat meat without killing any animals.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew and Johnny need backup on keeping it clean, bicyclist insults, Listen to Your Heart not being real, and what kind of Graham Crackers are the regular Graham Crackers.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew need backup on remembering the neighbors names, all babies looking alike, trying to get the proper spiciness level at Thai restaurants and turning the tables on what makes someone a "picky eater".  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on dog comments, M&M's eating style, raving about your relationship and outing family members bathroom problems.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew need backup on forcing your kid to babysit, leaving unannounced from a Craigslist landscaping gig, a questionable marathon shirt slogan and avoiding spicy foods for a loved one.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on the lack of courtesy when social distancing, sleeping with your cell phone next to the bed, order biting and picking up a free kitchen play-set. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink