The Cavalry

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious and diabolical Brandt Tobler to the show! They give backup to one listener worried about sexual favors not being repaid and another who's noticed a gender gap in TV volume. Brandt needs backup on keeping his fiance off OnlyFans, Andrew needs backup on whether it's worse to leave no tip or a horrible tip and Johnny needs backup on not responding to...

The Cavalry podcast teams up with the Christina Walkinshaw and Jen Murphy of the Jillin Off podcast for the epic crossover the world has been waiting for! Make sure after you watch you go find the Jillin Off podcast and subscribe! Christina, Jen, Andrew and Johnny need backup on not making the extra effort for friends who've deleted their social media, putting an end to the word "puss&qu...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on not all graffiti being equal, being lazy on vacation, no soliciting signs being unnecessary and waiting for the other line to hang up first on cell phone calls.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_co...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Tyler Boeh to the Cavalry! They need backup on mowing other people's lawns, not saying "I love you" to casual friends, being too old to use current slang and being more interested in the movie than the actors.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&am...

The wives are back on our first episode of the new year! Erin, Heidi, Andrew and Johnny swap baby stories and then need backup on Elf on The Shelf being a bad gift, everyone being irritable due to Covid, it taking longer to get there than people telling you it's going to and preferring a wheelchair to a scooter when given the choice.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for P...

It's The Cavalry's ill-timed Christmas Spectacular! This week, Johnny and Andrew need backup on not having Amazon wrap your delivered presents, waiting until Christmas morning to open presents, fake tree over real tree and lying to your children about Santa being the right thing to do.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecava...

Andrew and Johnny need backup on canceling checks, not calling your inlaws "mom" or "dad", reviews not being mandatory and cleaning as you cook.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew and Johnny need backup on the "just you wait" people, not needing to know the ages of all your nieces and nephews, snaps over zippers and people only sending messages from their own accounts.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_cre...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Kortney Shane Williams! They discus live shows versus digital ones and then need backup on a theory for Urban Meyer's next job, leaf blowers being good actually, not cleaning items you've sold on Facebook marketplace and raising children.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/...

Andrew gives a quick update on how the perinium massages are going, then Johnny and Andrew need backup on books being terrible gifts, the lameness of certified backyard habitats, circumcision being perfectly fine and social media influencers not trying hard enough. Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&am...

Andrew and Johnny give listeners backup on park workouts and Dirty Santa parties... then seek help for themselves on spouses ogling movie stars, expensive doughnuts, guinea pig maintenance responsibilities and perineum massage being a misnomer.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_li...

Andrew and Johnny welcome the hilarious Pat McGann to the show! Backup is needed on trampolines being better than pools, continuing to use a Yahoo email address, rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher and news anchors needing to be more serious on election night.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medi...

Heidi Hayward returns and Erin Beehner makes her debut to join Johnny and Andrew on the Cavalry! Backup is needed on hair length, blaming people for getting Covid, not wanting your dog to get replaced by your baby and wanting spontinaity in the bedroom.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_sourc...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on being specific when you tell people to go vote, bringing up politics in mixed company, NextDoor needing an editor and toilet seat etiquette.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Johnny and Andrew discuss highschool pranks before requesting backup on lines being terrible, neighbors picking up leaves on your side of the fence, ambiguous water deaths in the movies and halloween candy rankings.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorsh...

It's a very special episode as Johnny and Andrew are joined by Andrew's wife, the hilarious Heidi Hayward. Heidi needs backup on celebrities not recognizing the efforts of their nannies and being pregnant while separating your identity from the baby's. Johnny and Andrew need backup on the concept of the podcast itself! Plus a dramatic scene where Johnny's kids have clogged the...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on who to blame for the pandemic, podcasts not needing so many producers, when to return something you've accidentally stolen, and pediatrician's for all.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_c...

In this episode Johnny and Andrew finally answer the question, how many countries are there? They also need backup on napping at work, an end to recommendations, not needing Apple Music and not placing paper napkins in your lap.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campa...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious Carmen Morales! They talk hair! They also need backup on eschewing perspective for a pity party, people thinking you're yelling when really you just miss comedy, and not wanting therapists who are younger than you.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&a...

Andrew on Johnny need backup on bringing a baby into first class, environmentally friendly laundry soap, America not being the best country in the world and horror movies being better than true crime.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp...

Johnny and Andrew are joined by the hilarious comedian Meghan Hanley! She needs backup on her crazy baseball conspiracy theory and Johnny and Andrew need backup on workplace micro-aggressions and doctor's assuming canned food is to blame for weight gain.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm...

Andrew and Johnny need backup on peanut butter jar recycling, social distancing caveats on Instagram posts, the Irish Goodbye and staying informed without watching political events.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLi...

The hilarious Andy Hendrickson joins The Cavalry this week! Johnny, Andrew and Andy need backup on throwing away old food in the fridge, whether or not to post videos of you bombing, still out-eating your pregnant wife and outing shady LA doctors.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join...

Johnny and Andrew welcome the hilarious Kira Soltanovich to the show! They need backup on giving an honest birds and bees talk to your kids, letting your kids curse, how to get registry gifts without throwing the party and making the exact same dinner two nights in a row.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=un...

Johnny and Andrew need backup on awful birds and bees humor, know it all 8-year olds at the zoo, honking for celebrations, and pharmacists and doctors needing to get on the same page.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copy...