The Cannon Cruisers

Our Non-Cannonical Adventures Summer Detour comes to an end with one final film. Ladies and gentlemen, a film that needs no introduction, Michael Mann's "Heat" (1995). Please note that we will be going dark for a few weeks, but will return with another exciting edition of The Cannon Cruisers on Sunday September 26, 2021. Be excellent to each other, one and all.

JD and Randy don't surf, but we think they should. This week in Non-Cannon Videos, we checked out the family classic from 1993, "Surf Ninjas".

The DETOUR NEVER ENDS! In this week's Non-Cannonical Adventure of JD and Randy, we check out the little remembered film, "The Manhattan Project" (1986).

Pizza Hut! Tony Hawk! Skateboards! Neo-Noir! CHIRSTIAN SLATER?! This week, we checked out the 1988 classic, "Gleaming the Cube".

This detour never ends! On this weeks exciting edition of "The Non-CANNON-cal Adventures of JD and Randy", the boys check out fan-favourite Sho Kosugi in "Pray for Death" (1985). We didn't choose the film because "SpaceCamp" was so bad that Randy was praying for death to end his misery.

This week we check out a little family film overshadowed by the Challenger Disaster of 1986. "SpaceCamp" (1986)

VHS doesn't kill people, people kill people. This week we take a trip into Cult Classic territory, and check out 1988's "Remote Control". Does it live up to its Cult Classic Status? Give a listen and find out.

Lars Loves You! "Heavyweights" (1995)

Our Summer Staycation continues with "The Lost Boys" (1987).

Some movies have great titles that you just blurt out for no reason whatsoever mid-conversation as a non-sequitur. This movie is definitively one of those films. This week in Non-Cannon, JD and Randy kill the Babysitter. That's right, we checked out 1991's "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead".

Welcome and enjoy another exciting edition of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy: Summer Series Special Thing". Things take a dark turn when Randy tries to kill himself because JD won't leave him alone about $2 that he is owed. That's right, this week we checked out Savage Steve Holland's "Better Off Ted" (1985).

Another week, another family summer flick. In this week's Non-Canonical Adventure, we checked out, "The Big Green" (1995).

Hey everybody, Randy here, and this week, we have another exciting addition to our Non-Cannon Summer Series. Rocky... Colt... Tum...Tum...?! That's right, we watched the 1992 family classic, "3 Ninjas".

We're taking a little summer detour for the next few weeks and first we're heading on down to camp. "Party at ground zero, every movie starring you...| We checked out "Camp Nowhere" (1994)

More Chuck Norris! Check out the Family Fun with "Sidekicks" (1992)

The Dude is BACK! This week we check out another Classic Cannon Film, "The Human Shield" (1991) starring Cannon Favourite, Michael Dudikoff.

This week spend a little time with our ol' buddy Chuck. We checked out the Chuck Norris Cannon Classic, "The Hitman" (1991).

This week, we checked out "The Borrower" (1991). I have literally forgot what this movie is about. It's been so long since we watched it. I guess I better re-listen to it and find out just like you, our valued listeners. I think it's about an alien or something...

Totally Awesome! We're watched a like totally 80s film called, "RAD" (1986).

It's time to fight! Let's! Go! Fighting! KICK! "American Kickboxer 1" (1991)

And we're back. This week, we check out a film that has not one, but TWO Norris' involved in its production. Neither of which are Chuck Norris. That's right folks, this week we checked out Straight-To-Video Cannon Classic, "The Delta Force 3: The Killing Game (1991)".

And we're back for another exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers! This week the DUDE is back! We checked out "American Ninja 4 The Annihilation". Seriously, what was with the guy in the red mask? Did he just walk on set?

Spring is in the air, the weather is getting nicer, and JD is on a health kick for some reason. So we pulled over to the side of the road, and went for a little run. And who should we meet? Our old friend, Arnold. That's right folks! This weeks exciting edition of our Non-Cannonical Adventures takes us back to 1987 with a little film known as, "The Running Man".

This week in Non-Cannon, we checked out the second film in John Carpenter's Apocalypse Trilogy, "Prince of Darkness" (1987). This is not reality.

Nothing stopping this detour! This week in Non-Cannon, we continue checking out what John Carpenter was up to in the eighties. STARMAN (1984)