The Cannon Cruisers

Greetings and Salutations Fellow Travellers, This week we return to 1986 to check at the Albert Pyun's Cannon Classic, "Dangerously Close". This is a film that had proven to be difficult to find up until recently, and JD was quite excited to check it out. Please enjoy.

Due to Cannon's financial and legal troubles at the time the film we're discussing this week was released by MGM, not Cannon. Regardless of what it says on the tin, this film is CANONICALLY a Cannon film (Paid for and Produced) and we treat it as such. So tune in, tune out, and hear what JD and Randy thought about the 1990 Jean-Claude Van Damme classic, "Death Warrant",

It's time to get naked! This week, we checked out the Classic Cannon Women In Prison Film, "The Naked Cage" (1986).

In this exciting episode of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy", the boys take a trip down to Frog Town, and bring hell with them. This weeks film is "Hell Comes to Frog Town" (1988).

In this weeks exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers, JD and Randy cruise back to 1987 and check out the divisive Cannon Classic, "Tough Guys Don't Dance". Hop in and join the ride.

In this week's episode of the Cannon Cruisers, we revisit a film near and dear to all our hearts, "The Apple" (1980). Have our thoughts on this Cannon classic changed since we first talked about it 2017? Join us to find out.

Welcome to another exciting season of The CANNON CRUISERS! Who'd have thought that we'd still be cruisin' that Cannon catalogue into an eighth season? This week, we travel back to a time when people thought that 3D FILMS would be the NEXT BIG THING, 1983, and of course Cannon had to try to get their piece of the 3D pie flying right out of the screen with, "Treasure of the Four Crowns" (1983).

And we're back for another exciting season of the Cannon Cruisers. As always, we launch with another exciting edition of..."The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD & Randy". We checked out another Walter Hill directed film, that's right, we checked out "The Warriors" (1979).

Here is part 2 of our Season 7 wrap-up. This time focusing on our "Non-Cannon-ical Adventures". We hope you enjoy, and we WILL return with a BRAND-SPANKING NEW episode n January 30th. Barring the end of the world, and the complete breakdown of society. Randy is going back to sleep now.

Happy New Year one and all! This weeks episode is PART ONE of TWO of our Season 7 Wrap-up. After some discussion, JD and I decided to break the wrap-up this time into CANNON and NON-CANNON films. It turns out we watched ALOT in the past season, and didn't want to rush talking about it. Spoilers: We ended up rushing anyways. So, sit back, relax, and bring in the new year with our quick recap of Can...

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS! In our first and only Christmas special, we decided to tackle the all time classic Christmas Film, "Silent Night Deadly Night 2" (1987). You know, that film where an psychiatric inmate recounts the plot of the previous film about a guy dressed as Santa Claus who kills people? And the originator of the "Garbage Day!" meme? Yup, that film. With that said, we here at the Can...

In this exciting episode of The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy, we finally watch John Carpenter's classic film, "The Thing" (1982).

First, I'd like to apologise for the lateness of the upload. Due to some unforeseen circumstances (power/internet outages), I had to delay the upload of the episode. Please understand. Second, we've done it! We made it to the last of the Cannon Catalogue. That's right folks, we checked out the 1994 Cannon Classic, "Chain of Command".

The Cannon Cruisers keep on rolling, and this week we check out the most recent entry in the American Ninja series, "American Ninja V" (1995). I can't wait to watch the next entry, whenever that may be.

Welcome to another exciting edition of The Cannon Cruisers! JD & Randy visit our old buddy, Chuck, in the classic Cannon Film, "Hellbound" (1994).

We're back with another exciting edition of "The Non-CANNON-ical adventures of JD and Randy". This week, took a long drive back to the seventies, and had a head on collision with the Walter Hill classic, "The Driver" (1978). Enjoy the ride!

Here is another exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers. This week, JD & Randy check out the DTV Cannon Classic, "American Cyborg Steel Warrior" (1993). We hope you enjoy.

Hey everybody, Randy here, and today I wanted to share a very special episode of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy!" On 2021-11-01, a little company known as Vinegar Syndrome released a lost gem filmed in 1984. That's right folks, we checked out "New York Ninja" (1984/2021). This is kind of a special event, and we wanted to get this out as soon as possible so that more people hear ab...

This week, the Cannon Cruisers check out yet another Michael Dudikoff film, the Cannon Classic, "Rescue Me" (1992). This film also features Stephen Dorff, that's cool, I guess. Check it out!

WELCOME TO THE SPOOKSHOW!!! In this years Halloween SPOOKTacular, we did a double feature of the Guyver films: The Guyver (1991) Guvyer: Dark Hero (1994) So less spooky, but ALOT of awesome rubber costumes. Happy Halloween!

You can run but you can't hide from The Cannon Cruisers. JD gonna git ya! This week we check out Kris Kristofferson, Martin Landau, and a baby-faced Drew Barrymore in the Cannon Classic Detective Thriller, "No Place To Hide" (1993).

In this weeks episode of the Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD & Randy, we checked out a little movie you may have heard of..."Tombstone" (1993). I'll be your huckleberry.

If you thought the idea of an American Samurai was cool, Cannon wants to introduce you to the idea of... Street Knights?! This week week, JD and Randy check out "Street Knight(1993).

If you thought the idea of an American Ninja was cool, Cannon wants to introduce you to the idea of American... Samurais? This week week, JD and Randy check out "American Samurai (1993).

And we're back to cruisin' the Cannon catalogue. This week, we checked out a latter day Cannon effort from 1992, "Fifty/Fifty". Enjoy!