The Cannon Cruisers

The Non-Canonical Adventures of JD & Randy present a discussion of John Carpenter Presents Stephen King's Christine (1983).

And we're back. This week on another exciting edition of "THE NON-CANON-ICAL ADVENTURES OF JD & RANDY", we take a bread of the 1980s and travel back, BACK, to the bygone age of the...1970s! We checked out a little movie I like to call, John Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13" (1976). Randy has never seen it, Randy wanted to watch it, so we did. We hope you enjoy this broadcast.

In this episode, one of the two hosts talk too much. Here is our season 6 wrap-up.

Sinbad Of The Seven Seas (1989)

Oh boy are you in for a treat. This week, we took a detour from the Cannon Canon and watched ourselves a great little movie called, "Romancing The Stone" (1984).

Another Chuck Norris Film, "Delta Force 2 - The Columbian Connection" (1990. Enjoy!

Hey everybody, this week the Cannon Cruisers checked out "Midnight Ride (1990)" starring relatively unknown actor Mark Hamill. We think this kid will go far.

Hey everybody, welcome back to another exciting installment of The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. Now on with the show. On March 16th, 1990 , Menahem Golan and the 21st Century Film Corp attempted to cash in on the latest dance craze sweeping the nation by releasing "The Forbidden Dance" (1990). Huh, where have I heard that before.

Hey everybody, we're the Cannon Cruisers! On March 16th, 1990 , Yoram Globus and Cannon Films attempted to cash in on the latest dance craze sweeping the nation by releasing "Lambada" (1990). The above information is important, remember that for next week. Goodbye!

In this exciting trip through the Cannon catalogue, JD and Randy revisit an exciting adventure from 1985, starring Lou Ferrigno, in which the hero fights against the world falling to Chaos...AND SCIENCE! We're talking about "The Adventures of Hercules" (1985), the thrilling follow up to the "Hercules" of 1983. HERCULES! HERCULES!

This may come as a Shockula, But this week, we checked out, "Rockula" (1990). Believe it.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss. This week, JD and Randy check out the classic Chuck Norris film, "Lone Wolf McQuade" (1983). Chuck Norris doesn't believe in CANNON and NON-CANNON, he believes there are only Chuck Norris Films.

Hercules! HERCULES! Cannon Films Presents Lou Ferrigno in 1983's "HERCULES".

The DUDE is back. This week, we check out Michael Dudikoff in the Cannon Classic, "RIVER OF DEATH" (1989).

Another week, another Cannon Film. This week we checked out a film appreciated by famous director Quentin Tarantino; The last of the exploitation films, "Crackhouse" (1989).

Hello, everyone, welcome back to the "Non-CANNON-cal Adventures of JD and Randy...". This week, JD and I focus on the second film of Andy Sidiris' BULLETS, BOMBS, & BABES series, "Hard Ticket From Hawaii" (1987).

JCVD returns this week for another exciting Cannon Classic, "KICKBOXER" (1989). We like watching movies.

Here we are again, and because JD asked for it and Randy is contractually obligated to be here, we checked out the 1988 film "Outlaw of Gor".

Enjoy this weeks episode! CYBORG (1989)

Hey everybody, I'm Randy and I'm here to once again introduce another exciting edition of "The Non-Canonical Adventures of JD and Randy...". This week, we checked out a little film from 1984 by the name of "Streets of Fire". Be safe out there, and don't be a jerk. Be Most Excellent to one another.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "What you got a drink named American Ninja 3 Blood Hunt (1989)?"

>Transmission received from The Before Times >Archival recording: The Cannon Cruisers - Kinjite Forbidden Subjects (1989) >Commence Broadcast >... >... >.- -.-. .- -... >Hello? Anyone?!

>Transmission received from The Before Times >Archival recording: The Cannon Cruisers - Gor (1987) >Commence Broadcast >... >... >Is anyone out there?

>System Rebooting >Hello World >Transmission received from The Before Times >Archival recording: A Non-Cannonical Adventure - Commando (1985) >Commence Broadcast

Just wanted to give you an update regarding our schedule.