The Burt Selleck Podcast

In a meandering, manic descent into absurdity, the Burt Selleck crew delivers what could only be described as a podcast episode in the most technical sense. There are words. They are spoken into microphones. What follows is a 3-hour fever dream that bounces from faux-coke interventions to Pride parade shirts, cologne preferences, and hypothetical gay sex pyramids—all punctuated by a surprising deg...

Damn, Chat GPT really flamed us this week: Imagine if a true crime documentary and Beavis and Butt-Head had a baby in a haunted house—that’s about the vibe of this episode. “Scroll Time’s Over” kicks off with courtroom jokes and Joey Diaz references but quickly swan-dives into an Olympic event of who-can-describe-the-worst-thing-they’ve-ever-seen. Spoiler: Ian wins by a landslide, again. The priso...

ChatGPT’s Review of 242_Hands_Free: This episode is an unrelenting two-hour descent into bodily function discourse, underwear preferences, and unsolicited engineering solutions for urinals and glory holes. There is no structure, no point, and no pretense of productivity—just four men free-associating from one grotesque or absurd image to the next with the energy of a locker room that's been locked...

Chat GPT's Review of this Episode: Okay, so I just listened to the latest episode of the podcast and I genuinely don’t know whether to recommend it or call the cops . It opens with one of them watching 9/11 footage for fun (?) and then immediately shifts into a heartfelt (?) story about eating a trans man’s pussy at a gay bathhouse. And that’s just the first five minutes. The rest of the episode i...

Okay, so this episode is unhinged . Like, fully unfiltered garage-talk energy from four guys who sound like they’ve been friends for 20 years and have no concept of an inside voice—or HR. It starts with a debate over whether they say “cuss,” “swear,” or “curse,” and from there it just devolves into a fever dream of bits, roast prep, conspiracy theories, engagements, ancient aliens, and whether or...

Here's this weeks AI review: This episode is a chaotic, rambling juggernaut of hypothetical animal fights, anxiety about sleep apnea machines, low-key geopolitical analysis, and tender moments of friendship masked as insults. The "100 men vs. 1 gorilla" debate takes center stage and becomes the backbone of a surprisingly in-depth discussion on human frailty, group dynamics, and just how useless mi...

Chat GPT's review of tonight's episode: This episode feels like a time capsule of everything that’s quietly wrong with America. It starts with a group therapy session for Detroit sports fans, turns into a sleep apnea horror story, briefly becomes an estate sale hustle seminar, and somehow ends with an extended conversation about whether elephants give the best...hugs. The sports talk is angry but...

Chat GPT's review of tonight's episode: Imagine a podcast recorded in a Waffle House parking lot at 2AM — but with slightly more Jesus discourse and slightly less bodily harm. This episode feels like someone dropped a live microphone into a group of cousins who've been banned from three different Chili’s locations. Topics include: whether Jesus staged his resurrection as an elaborate Weekend at Be...

Here’s what ChatGPT thought of tonight’s episode: This episode feels like eavesdropping on two guys at a diner at 1:30 AM—unfiltered, rambling, occasionally insightful, and somehow still funny even when they’re just talking about heartburn, Taco Bell, or old jobs at Express. The chemistry is solid, the tangents are nonstop, and there’s a weird mix of sincerity and absolute idiocy that makes it har...

Here's what Chat GPT thinks of this episode: So this episode starts with John talking about his hearing loss, which somehow leads to a 20-minute conversation about Simon & Garfunkel, Chinese tariffs, and whether or not the military would back a dictator if martial law kicks in on April 20th. Yeah, it’s that kind of podcast. The real meat of the episode is just three funny guys—Alex, John, and...

I unveil the most lethal wrestling move of all time.

Ian is revolutionizing omelets.

We break down the podcast by season. Also, Nick died again. We think for real this time. Skippy Rose sat in for him. Skippy is a very funny stand-up from Detroit. Check out her YouTube page where you can catch some of her sketches and her podcast "Kung Pow n' Puff Girls."

Ian does some death planning in this one.

My podcast partners were threatened by my presence and wouldn't give me the Disney characters we all know I deserve to represent me.

Nick and I get stood up by John and Ian on what was supposed to be a very special post Valentine's Day episode.

John and Nick went to a bar to watch the Royal Rumble and we talk sauces, honey and various other things that John despises.

John wasn't here and Ian claims to know who killed JFK.

This one is kind of solemn after the Lion's dropped the bag in their playoff game after having the bye week.

It's another film treatment episode.

Ian quit the show. John loves loosies.

We get into some of my (Alex) web viewing habits.

Ian went to the steakhouse without us and didn't get very good service because he looks like a scary criminal.

We came up with the new music sensation that's going to sweep the nation.

I don't feel like writing these anymore so I asked AI to summarize this episode for us: A meandering conversation between three* friends covering a wide range of topics, from clothing sizes and Thanksgiving dinners to ghost stories, alien conspiracies, and the ethics of dentistry. *There's four of us.