The Brock & Dalby Show

Race Walking might be the only sport in either Olympics where a laxative might be a performance enhancing drug... SHOW LINKS Snoop Is Officially An Olympic Highlight Goldfish Remember Everything   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Brock has an interesting thought on how to describe food prep, and we look at Facebook Marketplace hustle vs etiquette.  SHOW LINKS Snacks Vs Meals Your Alarms Are Killing You The Cheese Gymnast   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There are certain questions that only friends can ask one another, without it ending in a fight, or an HR complaint. Today was one of those days... SHOW LINKS Shout out Canadian Rugby! Olympic goodie bags revealed Lulu Longbutt The Great Florida Scooter Chase CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Meet the New Zealand rugby legend that is equal parts amazing, and terrifying, and stay for a look at how dangerous Olympic sports actually are... SHOW LINKS Portia Woodman is AMAZING (also scary) James McCann is TOUGH BC Lotto has a new idea CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Take a moment, and be honest with yourself... How many chicken lives have been taken to feed you in your lifetime? And how many of those souls haunt you? SHOW LINKS No one is popping bottles... Keep that dip on you   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It took a Supreme Court in Ohio to finally rule that boneless chicken wings are a fraud, but in the worst possible way. SHOW LINKS Poor Wienermobile... The Australians have team sports figured out A store, in his trunk! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If you've been searching for the perfect intersection of food and car crash related puns, hot dog are you ever in the right place. SHOW LINKS Oscar Mayer Rollover Rodeo names sound like freedom   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Despite what anyone tells you, there's just no way to look sexy eating a watermelon. Unless you do machine gun seeds, that's pretty sick. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Imagine, an undying desire to fly next to lightbulbs, but also the human ability to turn them on? You'd get nothing done!  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Another day off, so another exclusive podcast episode just for you! Zombies, robots, aliens. Pick your apocalypse? Also, do buskers party? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Finally, an ammunition option for the shooter on the go! Plus, your questions and dilemmas on this week's bonus episode. SHOW LINKS Ammo Vending Machine Best Album Art CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Dalby's off to host a rock festival in Timmins, Ontario, so you get a bonus podcast exclusive show, that talks a lot about the oddness of strip clubs... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

People keep asking us to name things, despite the fact that we're both only capable of groan worthy suggestions. Today, we named a cow. SHOW LINKS Brock's favorite new Instagram account Having your own 5 star resort Your dog? Or your partner? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Dip, double dip, finger lick, topping hog, there's a lot of mines to dodge when you're sharing dip, even with that special someone. SHOW LINKS Bring in the robot umpires Waiting Room Brawl CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Humans don't have a specific defense mechanism like skunks or octopi, but a little kiss on the neck probably gets the job done. SHOW LINKS The WORST Anthem Ever She Bit A Flight Attendant   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If your therapist wears sunglasses, their either napping, or hungover. Either way it's a good sign you need a new therapist. SHOW LINKS Someone Shot At Trump Who Is Trey Yesavage? Your AC Is Up Too High CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

This week, you asked us about our animal personalities, getting screeched, and Brock freestyles by request. Plus, the running of the bulls! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If you're going to charge us for a pound of wings, you better bring a full basket, or a weigh scale to the table. We're on to you wing scammers... SHOW LINKS Stupid Hot Swollen Matthew McConaughey CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

During a discussion about the worst places to get stuck, we got an amazing story about Hamilton's favorite Safari Park. Buckle up.  SHOW LINKS Stranded In Space Deaner '89 Trailer CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Turns out, Dalby made quite the impression at the company meeting this week, so Brock has some solid advice... SHOW LINKS Bleacher Reports WWE Top 50 All Time The Blackfly Song   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The OPSEU and Dougie Ford are fighting, but at least we're getting great ads. Oh, and Brock hates babies. You heard it here first. SHOW LINKS The Dougler On The Grill HELLO POORS Sir Elton, of Piss Jug   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Turns out, Hippos can technically fly, which is terrifying information. But it begs the question, if a giraffe could fly, how would it take off? Anyway, we're back. SHOW NOTES Hippos are birds basically The Cursed Lemur   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

With Dalby about to get on a plane, the boys talk about how many lives have been ruined by airport stress. Also, going grey vs going bald, and a million dollar app idea.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Here's a wee episode while we're on vacation, featuring your questions, and a "Franc" discussion about pooping.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If you work with your dad, you can't call him dad. Not if you ever want to go a day without getting ripped on by your co-workers. SHOW LINKS Warning Labels On Candy? No One Should Play With Fireworks Biden's Cringey Malarkey Free Water CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233