The Brock & Dalby Show

Imagine a reading of Country lyrics with no music in the background, and tell us it wouldn't sound like a trailer park poetry reading... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There are way more people than we thought who are willing to share a toothbrush, but sharing teeth is a whole other level. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If aliens ever come to Earth, someone's gotta be the one to ask them what was up with all the butt stuff over the years. Like, what was up there? SHOW LINKS Will Aliens Be Chill? Name A Gorilla In Detroit Sue The Teacher For Calling A Kid Up To The Board CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There is no job on God's Green Earth that wouldn't be hilarious if the employees had to wear Heelys. Not a single one. SHOW LINKS Hope You Like Bagging Your Own Groceries You Can Bet On Brotherly Love Thanks To Oasis CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

In the history of this program, never have we found a better use for Ed's Word Of The Day than we did for today. Shout out to all the Absquatulated Dad's out there. SHOW LINKS Idaho Husband Calling   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

When we're old, will we have crates of old records to pass on like our parents? Or will we just have awkwardly named Spotify playlists? SHOW LINKS Motley Crue's Fight For Your Right Cover Is Something $24 Million For An Old Dirty Shirt CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A listener question reveals a little more about the travelling circus inside Dalby's brain than we were ready for. SHOW LINKS Names On The Endangered List The Odds Of Getting A Hole In One No More Zyn Flavors CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Some days when you wake up at 3AM to do a show, your brain decides that speech is not a necessary function. Today was one of those days. SHOW LINKS Tip Your Local College Baller ChatGPT Is Catfish Protection Now CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Watching a man who is mostly famous for rapping about sweaty testicles wade in to the political arena really does sum up life in 2024. SHOW LINKS Lil Jon Gets Low For Democracy Good Luck Sitting On A Toilet Ever Again Let The Tiger Eat The Lady Beer League Brawl Swanky Sudbury's Holiday Inn CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A widowed Juggalette showed why Insane Clown Posse fans stand out from all the other fan bases with a tribute to her late Juggalo husband.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Blues, bucks, beavers, and worms, there's just too many moons to keep track of these days. Also, who throws hands to Avril Lavigne?  SHOW LINKS Bat Break World Record   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We don't know how, but Dalby found a stranger's bank card in his back pocket, and Brock's having a hard time believing the story. SHOW LINKS All You Can Fly Sounds Too Good To Be True Milton Woman No Longer Welcome At The Pool Mars Has Water, Let's Bottle It CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Catching up with the week, we met a gal who wanted to turn the program in to a dating show, after she got dumped recently. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

On today's original BONUS episode, we have so many things we need to apologize to our mothers for. So... so many things. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

20 years ago, Brock's mom is convinced she saw Travis Barker spit during a Blink 182 concert, and she's been holding a grudge ever since. SHOW LINKS Hunter Green Has A Puking Problem Singing With Blink 182 Goes Wrong Automatic Tipping At Concerts CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Pumpkin Spice season is on the horizon, but why did we pick such a mid tier flavor when there are so many better options for Fall? SHOW LINKS Best Places To Travel With Your Pooch CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Looking at the environment these days, either Captain Planet was a bum, or one of the Planeteers went way off straight and narrow.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Less than an hour before the show today, Brock's poor dog got sprayed by a skunk, and it gave the show a bit of a theme... SHOW LINKS The Dancing Raygun   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The Roast Beef obsession continues, how to prank someone using their own phone number, and the most spot on Billy Corgan of all time. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

All we're asking is that the International Olympic Committee take a second to think about how great cornhole celebrations would be at the 2028 games... SHOW LINKS Bag Full Of Drugs SNL Movie Trailer Yacht Crash They Massacred The Alphabet Song CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

When you do the math, if birds turned against us, every person would have to fight 6 birds. Can humanity count on you? SHOW LINKS Birds Are Stupid The Adult Toy Bandit Ramen For Life The Aldi Beer Taster CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The only moment weirder than finding out Pitbull was getting a stadium named after him in Florida, was realizing how many of his songs we knew.  SHOW LINKS The Naked Car Jacker Mr Worldwide Stadium The 4 Things That Bring The World Together   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

After what we saw in Paris, pole vaulters need to get some tips from drag queens on how to tuck and tape before their pole hits the pole.  SHOW LINKS Canada's Rudest Cities  Ollie The Cup The Sharpest Of Paper Swords Pole Vault Pole CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's a Civic Holiday in Ontario, so you get a bonus podcast debating if surfing is boring, if hell is a college dorm, and if it's possible to have alone time in your parent's house... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There's been a theme to the shows all this week, and that theme is the unmistakable smell of roast beef... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233