The Brock & Dalby Show

400 people, having just set a world record, all pose for a picture, except Dalby. He's on his phone. Again.  SHOW LINKS Dalby, put your damn phone down   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's something no one wants to hear, but it's about damn time someone described ketchup as it truly is. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The Toronto Maple Leafs were asked what birth year makes someone old, and you're not going to feel good about the answers... SHOW LINKS The Leafs are a bunch of jerk kids Do you go to work if your skin is dyed? The 400some CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A confrontation in a parking lot almost got heated, and all over a measly 25 cents. But was it the money? Or was it the principle? SHOW LINKS Who's up for an Uber Safari? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Scandal rocks the world of professional darts, but is it a foul travesty, or just a bunch of hot air? SHOW LINKS Velcro, or fart? That's too much bologna CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Everyone loves gibberish lyrics in famous songs, but have you ever stopped to see what's actually being said?  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

New emojis got released, and one of them has some real weird late night text potential. Plus, some BaD Memories from the archives! SHOW LINKS Skyrim Grandma calls it quits Don't trust purple apples New emojis so you don't have to talk to people CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's fall, time to have a few drinks, buy your kids some Christmas presents, and forget what you got before December. SHOW LINKS 1 in 4 are already Christmas shopping Don't take your phone to a Lamb Of God show CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You asked us what we wanted back from our childhood, and for Brock the answer was one word. Chubbies.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Science is claiming that, among certain other foods, peanuts, and grasshoppers might help put the spring back in your sprung.  SHOW LINKS The WORST Seat On The Plane Grasshoppers Could Solve All Your Problems CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Ottawa is getting a new Dine In The Dark restaurant, but the name sucks. Luckily, we're here to help with more million dollar ideas. SHOW LINKS Tupperware Files For Bankruptcy Breaking Up With An Airplane Welcome Moon 2.0 The 2024 Toy Hall Of Fame Finalists CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

After a bizarre discovery of a massive stockpile of personal lubricant, we found out that there are more uses for the stuff than you'd think. SHOW LINKS Seriously, That's Too Much Lube Batman's On The Walk Of Fame CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The third movie in the Venom trilogy is coming out, but there's a slight problem with the name of the big bad. If you're Swedish, that is... SHOW LINKS Joyride To Target At 8 Years Old Sweden Is Having A Laugh At Venom 3 Who The Hell Is Tom Brady   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A group of scientist recently won an award for a fascinating discovery, though more fascinating is how they even thought to study it... SHOW LINKS Divorce: The Perfume Anal Breathing Is Real CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A lot of people have a lot of terms to describe nipples, but this was a new one for both of us.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We went right to the source to find out how much gas station nacho cheese you're allowed to take before it becomes a problem. SHOW LINKS Is Warped Tour Coming Back? People Leave Weird Stuff In Hotels CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Friend of the show Eric called in to tell the story of how he might have the record for worst way to dump someone... SHOW LINKS Beer League Legend Roberto Luongo Bon Jovi Saves A Life CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Today we got the most insane political quote of all time, and a new band that sings about a feeling we all feel when we see a dog. SHOW LINKS Meet Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre (I WANNA PET YOUR DOG) Trump Says They're Eating Dogs In Springfield Dave Grohl Kinda Sucks   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

In a conversation about different smells and perfumes today, someone asked what does a New Baby smell like, and how long does it last? We reckon about 25 KM. SHOW LINKS You Can Bet On The Debate PWHL Teams All Got New Names CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

After weeks of telling everyone that Dalby smells like Roast Beef, Brock has released a new shirt to raise money for the Canadian Cancer Society! SHOW LINKS The Beef Shirt Avocado Hand Season A Crippling Sneeze CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

On this show, we are two things, and two things only. Swifties, and Butt Rock fans. If you can't handle that, it's a you problem. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If someone comes and knocks on your door, what does the law have to say about not putting pants on before you open it? SHOW LINKS John Mayer's Guitar Face Is Something No One Likes A Phone Call CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Sure, you could pay good money to hire a company to tell your boss you quit to avoid confrontation, but why not make a spectacle of it? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Hong Kong is telling kids that if they feel like having sex, they should go play Badminton instead, and damn, the sport did not deserve that. SHOW LINKS Go Smash Some Birds Kids Every Noise In Space Is Scary Who Wants A Krabby Patty A Robot That Stabs Your Mouth With A Fork CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Eating food off another person's body just isn't as sexy as the movies tell us it is when you really think about it. Happy Labour Day! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233