The Brock & Dalby Show

After a bizarre discovery of a massive stockpile of personal lubricant, we found out that there are more uses for the stuff than you'd think. SHOW LINKS Seriously, That's Too Much Lube Batman's On The Walk Of Fame CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The third movie in the Venom trilogy is coming out, but there's a slight problem with the name of the big bad. If you're Swedish, that is... SHOW LINKS Joyride To Target At 8 Years Old Sweden Is Having A Laugh At Venom 3 Who The Hell Is Tom Brady   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A group of scientist recently won an award for a fascinating discovery, though more fascinating is how they even thought to study it... SHOW LINKS Divorce: The Perfume Anal Breathing Is Real CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A lot of people have a lot of terms to describe nipples, but this was a new one for both of us.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We went right to the source to find out how much gas station nacho cheese you're allowed to take before it becomes a problem. SHOW LINKS Is Warped Tour Coming Back? People Leave Weird Stuff In Hotels CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Friend of the show Eric called in to tell the story of how he might have the record for worst way to dump someone... SHOW LINKS Beer League Legend Roberto Luongo Bon Jovi Saves A Life CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Today we got the most insane political quote of all time, and a new band that sings about a feeling we all feel when we see a dog. SHOW LINKS Meet Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre (I WANNA PET YOUR DOG) Trump Says They're Eating Dogs In Springfield Dave Grohl Kinda Sucks   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

In a conversation about different smells and perfumes today, someone asked what does a New Baby smell like, and how long does it last? We reckon about 25 KM. SHOW LINKS You Can Bet On The Debate PWHL Teams All Got New Names CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

After weeks of telling everyone that Dalby smells like Roast Beef, Brock has released a new shirt to raise money for the Canadian Cancer Society! SHOW LINKS The Beef Shirt Avocado Hand Season A Crippling Sneeze CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

On this show, we are two things, and two things only. Swifties, and Butt Rock fans. If you can't handle that, it's a you problem. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If someone comes and knocks on your door, what does the law have to say about not putting pants on before you open it? SHOW LINKS John Mayer's Guitar Face Is Something No One Likes A Phone Call CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Sure, you could pay good money to hire a company to tell your boss you quit to avoid confrontation, but why not make a spectacle of it? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Hong Kong is telling kids that if they feel like having sex, they should go play Badminton instead, and damn, the sport did not deserve that. SHOW LINKS Go Smash Some Birds Kids Every Noise In Space Is Scary Who Wants A Krabby Patty A Robot That Stabs Your Mouth With A Fork CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Eating food off another person's body just isn't as sexy as the movies tell us it is when you really think about it. Happy Labour Day! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Imagine a reading of Country lyrics with no music in the background, and tell us it wouldn't sound like a trailer park poetry reading... CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There are way more people than we thought who are willing to share a toothbrush, but sharing teeth is a whole other level. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

If aliens ever come to Earth, someone's gotta be the one to ask them what was up with all the butt stuff over the years. Like, what was up there? SHOW LINKS Will Aliens Be Chill? Name A Gorilla In Detroit Sue The Teacher For Calling A Kid Up To The Board CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

There is no job on God's Green Earth that wouldn't be hilarious if the employees had to wear Heelys. Not a single one. SHOW LINKS Hope You Like Bagging Your Own Groceries You Can Bet On Brotherly Love Thanks To Oasis CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

In the history of this program, never have we found a better use for Ed's Word Of The Day than we did for today. Shout out to all the Absquatulated Dad's out there. SHOW LINKS Idaho Husband Calling   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

When we're old, will we have crates of old records to pass on like our parents? Or will we just have awkwardly named Spotify playlists? SHOW LINKS Motley Crue's Fight For Your Right Cover Is Something $24 Million For An Old Dirty Shirt CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A listener question reveals a little more about the travelling circus inside Dalby's brain than we were ready for. SHOW LINKS Names On The Endangered List The Odds Of Getting A Hole In One No More Zyn Flavors CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Some days when you wake up at 3AM to do a show, your brain decides that speech is not a necessary function. Today was one of those days. SHOW LINKS Tip Your Local College Baller ChatGPT Is Catfish Protection Now CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Watching a man who is mostly famous for rapping about sweaty testicles wade in to the political arena really does sum up life in 2024. SHOW LINKS Lil Jon Gets Low For Democracy Good Luck Sitting On A Toilet Ever Again Let The Tiger Eat The Lady Beer League Brawl Swanky Sudbury's Holiday Inn CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A widowed Juggalette showed why Insane Clown Posse fans stand out from all the other fan bases with a tribute to her late Juggalo husband.  CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Blues, bucks, beavers, and worms, there's just too many moons to keep track of these days. Also, who throws hands to Avril Lavigne?  SHOW LINKS Bat Break World Record   CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233