The Boys Read The Bible

We read the destruction of Sodom and wonder more than once about why Gomorrah is a part of all this with the largest, most difficult to edit group to date. Angel's are groped, air fryers contentious, a mortal speaks reason into the ears of a now canonically mind-reading deity, and Lot gets drugged by his daughters. We speculate the archeological location of the gayest city on Earth and come home t...

Abram and Sarai take a summer trip through Saudi Arabia, win a war against a 4 kings, try cuckolding in their relationship twice, and cut off foreskins at ninety. We cover a lot of ground in a very short amount of time with much of it taken up by Jackie insisting on the repugnance of uncircumcised genitals. God makes a lot of promises to Abram and his wife and adapts quickly to unexpected slave ch...

God gets staunchly anti-globalist and we discuss his not quite destruction of The Tower of Babel, a very real structure with very uncertain historical descriptions. Sumerian gods intermingle with the Genesis narrative once again and the Bible explains the origin of different cultures and languages a second time. Noah puts on his tinfoil hat as we finally discuss his long awaited nemesis, Ba'al. DI...

We cover chapter 9 of Genesis again, after a Covid related hiatus and break in some new recording equipment we got for the podcast. We cover the story of Noah's nakedness, and the introductory information for The Table of Nations in the next chapter. Also Haley is surprised by why Christians love rainbows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about the first genocide and covenant of the Bible, the story of Noah's Flood. We compare and contrast it with other ancient tales of global or regional deluges, and discuss the literary and theological implications of a God that fixes his own mistakes. The episode includes Noah, Alex, Luke, James, and Kelly, and covers chapters 6 through 8 of Genesis, with a toe dip into 9 for the sake of...

Cain and Abel have a disagreement, and humans start showing up out of nowhere. We attempt to clarify the lineage trees set up in both Chapter 4 and 5 for clarity's sake, but likely make it more confusing, and leave off just before the great flood. Also we're back-ish from hiatus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam and Eve commit original sin, resulting in free will, clothing, and misogynist undertones. We discuss functional definitions of God in relation to Harry Potter, and attempt to get to the bottom of the apple related blame game between the humans, god and the snake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang gets feminist as we discuss Lilith, Adam's first evil seductress wife. God is calculated to be only four times more powerful than Noah, and Gilgamesh has his first crossover episode with the Bible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the sky roof, the vegetarian implications of Genesis 1, and whether or not weeds are God approved. Alex, Luke, Haley, and Lee. DISCLAIMER: If you are starting here with this podcast, STOP. I strongly recommend starting in Exodus. Early episodes have terrible audio quality, terrible analysis and are way too long. If you insist on starting in Genesis, start a bit in around episode 10. May...