The Born Stupid Show

Back after a two week break, make sure you flush cut your zip ties, cookies between the butt cheeks, John and Mica finally try the Little Debbies ice cream, pooping and playing Candy Crush and hungry belly buttons. Also, getting Ross aroused, putting car remote chips in your body, loud thumping sounds and gotta get the skeet out. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 John makes us start the recording again, what does blush taste like, multipurpose tums dust, Sandy’s dead and ice cream update.  Rug burns on your elbows, fuck mayonnaise, calling people out at your wedding, and riding the school bus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

 BuzzBallz, the best flavored Doritos, John pushed it to the edge, where’s the cheese, screw group messages and mushrooms suck. Also, Choco-Taco is gone, Mica can’t stop helping people, pulling out your own wisdom tooth and please don’t fart. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Show me your guns, 23 in me a hot dog, pulling neck muscles putting a shirt on, bitch took my spot and do you job. Also, the cake is great, Debra makes ice cream now, when is too much, a least you’re getting rubbed and working for High Noon’s. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Make sure you clean your peripherals, passing tests on the second try, using the free stuff at hotels, John has too much shit on your phone, only pull out what you need and getting pulled out by a golf cart. Also, weather is a mother fucker, Bob’s secret menu items, and drunk slip and slidin’.  All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

No pancakes, thanks for getting covid, smells like fish in here, it’s not that bad and killing unicorns. Also, assholes growling, Lowe’s playlist makes you buy random shit, American songs, glizzys, purple cocks and blue waffles and fishing struggles. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Expandable waist jeans, haven’t been to the gym since 2001, jacking off with body wash, a good tuna fish sandwich and interpreting Mica’s dreams. Both ears are back, old style buffets, thumbs to butt, ice in the urinal and partying in the USA. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Tickling your balls while you drink, songs that get you goin’, drunk karaoke, speed dating and people who don’t listen. Also, giant ass pythons, sleeping habits, your dreams are you in parallel universes, reincarnation and that’s what she said. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Working from home, describing porn categories to coworkers, sick kids, piss poor home improvements and concerts in the rain. Also, the milks gone bad, sangria swirls, ground beef with the shit and dicks in a pickle slicer. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Rings around your anus, reasons why the Eagle is the Americans bird, don’t judge a restaurant based off their takeout, John brings the beef, the burns on the first date and bones shouldn’t be in your sandwich. Also, unexpected BBQ, we got a concert this weekend, times have changed and cock it sock it robots. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

The last time you’ve gone to Panda Express, the Mexican Pizza is back, shows we watched when we were kids, who takes a half week vacation and celebrity. Also, co-ed competitive sports, look left to turn left, Kano eats a shoe and being a modern day Jesus. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show

 We are back after a few week break, Stephanie has small hands, dropping loads, shit on a shingle and cereal talk. Also, cuntalingus, Mica had a live band, John’s wife terrible snap chats, instant karma and Ross’ dog eats plastic. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Amazon packages arriving, it’s Cinco de Mayo, signs you’re going to get abducted, Facebook hates Ross, John is becoming his father and Amber Heard can shit in my bed. Also, dying on the shitter, Paul Walker was a creep, Mica is throwing a party and how tight is your gi string? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We get off to a great start, new beer to test, every night dinner choices, the tooth fairy has increased wages and what color mat you slept on in kindergarten. Also, NFL broadcasting free agency, sober enough to know right and wrong, balls in or balls out and Elon has officially bought Twitter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Don’t mess with Barry, dogs natural reaction to doorbells, Ross is color blind, gray or grey and stringy onion things. Also, someone may be a cuck, fuck solicitors, Elon Musk is a business genius and credit card chips in hands. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

New beers to taste, Ross’ juice of choice, Instagram algorithms, weirdo’s at the grocery store and Johns burrito update. Also, negative Nancy’s, someone loves hot dogs, cranking fleshlights and what not to do on airplanes. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after spring break, Will Smith has gone crazy, Tom Cruise performs his own stunts, Sweet Baby Jesus that’s bad and she just wants the batter. Also, the toothless wonder, everything smells like weed, aggressive moaning and screaming, calling in sick to work and obnoxious singing at concerts. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Breaking news….queso is just cheese, telling people to fuck off at 6:10am, tik-tokers finding tanks, NASCAR sends weapons to Ukraine and Drew Carey is steamy. Also, dogs not letting you sleep, Ross’ dog has big balls and weekly lunch talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We’re back after a three week break, Chicken Ship, problems ordering lunch and Ross is over Burger King. Also, Mica doesn’t like pickles, smoothie talk and foods to keep in your pocket. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica and John are getting soft, Tom Brady has retired, boneless or bone-in, don’t mess with Texas and the simple things in life. Also, don’t be the guy that pushed them over the edge, special payment for services, favorite cereals and custom wiper blades. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Quotes you are known for, becoming a diamond may kill you, do you do you job when you’re not working?, thinking you lost $200 and  don’t pay your mortgage twice. Also, pets pissing you off, why food delivery sucks, the idea breakfast burrito, Googling Gabby BJ and songs for sexy time. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John reacts to a new wine, awkward MMA encounters, Mica goes to his first hockey game, 5 year old birthday and sext fuppa’s. Also, racing season starts soon, mass-debating, and a movie that probably wouldn’t fly today. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a holiday break, Mica is done with Taco Bell, lame New Year’s plans, terrible movie ideas and strategic logo placement. Also, things we have lost in 2022, store preference debating, selling shit on FB Marketplace and free at home covid tests. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Christmas is this week, John drinks skunk beer, someone owes Ross a new gaming chair, Mica is now able to experiment with internet, and states most searched porn categories. Also, family holiday plans, poop dabs on the toilet seat, and how to order at Starbucks. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica’s home improvement challenges continue, John is taking pictures for the gram, Ross has an argument with a 4 year old, Christmas party recap and white elephant gifts. Also, screwing a church out of $10, recent manly purchases, and pets who don’t listen. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.