The Born Stupid Show

It’s episode 200, the boys have come out the closet, you can’t spell success without suc, May the 4th be with you, who’s never been on a cruise. Also, not using your truck for truck stuff, looking at the meat, signs you are getting old, fruits of your labor, garage door problems, Ring doorbell saving Mica’s life, chapped ass, we need mini cows and what color is the milk. All that and more on this...

Free protection, Jerry Springer is dead, Ross needs to go on the Maury Show, diarrhea is hereditary, Mica finally has internet and John needs to give up the past. Also, the thunder rolls, and you can now buy Wendy’s chili in a can. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s a stoners holiday, Mica and John go to Chili’s without Ross, questionable movie recommendations, studding out your dog and the Jeep finally off-road. Insurance is a fraud, give me all the cholesterol, wine that puts hair on your nipples and Lance Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear on the moon. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Hair is a prefilter, HBO after dark, dream Onlyfans accounts, why is a chicken sandwich always a #7, why does cheese cost extra and who doesn’t Ranch. Also, John’s dogs have mud ass, high falutin dog food, American cheese is the superior cheese and pretzel crust pizza is back. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after a 3 week break, Laney Wilson is a tube of Pillsbury biscuits, Morgan Wallen is Miley Cyrus, John has good intentions, causing accidents and drama at the Cheesecake Factory. Also, playing chicken, don’t get on a plane or boat with Tom Hanks, TRL flashbacks, coming up on show 200 and our statistics. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Kano matches energy, are all leprechauns short, porcupine sex, snakes do shit and roughing it. Also, alcohol is starting to affect us, John needs a nebulizer, cheese-head had, glory holes and Ross finally got invited to lunch. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica is a pussy ass bitch,  you can’t drink 30 days of having a boob job, cauliflower ear, Palestine toxicity and continued hate for apple reactions. Also, was Grandma hot, Ross is color blind, we’re those douche bags and don’t shoot. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Outside the box, Chili’s never happened, John has new friends, 12 years and Hanson comes on, Mica loves k-pop, porn mag stash spots and starting a carrier in soft porn. Also, stupid tik-tok trends, being Jelly and Jam, lemme get that neck and she left and I’m the plumber. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Smells like Grandpa’s balls, 3 for me, nobody is pegging Ross, can you reuse oil and Tom Brady retired. Also,  Nascar is going to France, giving you the stink eye, inventing stuff that already exists, restaurants that Ross hasn’t been to and I like my biscuits like my cookies. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

John is a terrible friend, father/son projects, we’re getting old enough to need primary doctors, this dudes sick and catfishing at work. Also, fishing in the parking lot, damsel in distress, full tuck or half tuck, giving them the fruit basket, inconsiderate neighbor and rubbing off on each other. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Johnny boy, ASMR is weird, ripping out loose teeth, we went to a football game and sharing your wife’s cranberry pills. Also, layering up for 50 degree weather, out of fist bumps, it looks big in her hand, Rose should have let Jack on that piece of wood and why do dogs not have to wear pants. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Would it surprise you if John was an alien, unread phone notifications, what animal limb would you want, would you sleep on a random mattress and stumbling across weird stuff on the internet. Also, sheeeesh, the boys are going to a football game, the Tom Brady effect, win win twins for the win and getting stuck in the grass. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Hunks for stuff, left over hurricane rations, old school kids snacks, that shit slaps and my back is broken….spinal. Also, finding shit out before internet, what we have lived through, history repeats itself and Nostradamus is a fraud. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

Instagram algorithms, first Facebook songs, Christmas has passed, not so easy to do presents, potentially getting killed over a pillow and haven’t shit since Christmas. Also, that bitch nasty, scratch that shit off, internet giveaways, and what does the Instagram search show you. All that and more on this episode` of The Born Stupid show.

It’s the prenuptial Christmas show, Lainey Wilson is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal,  John’s wife doesn’t know porn categories, is it a Christmas movie? and more Christmas gifts. Also, heavy background breathing, future potential hosts for The Price is Right, I’m Britney bitch and sharing porn site log-ins. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Ms. Croatia, the shit you can fit in a car, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, John’s dog is addicted to pills, bye bye Little Debbie and my friends didn’t show up. Also, pot-roast quesadilla, Christmas gatherings are coming, the heat is on, Dale Jr. is NASCAR Jesus, and what’s your voice? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Can’t taste nothin’, Tuna Nuna, John’s snake farm, ugly Christmas party’s and holiday meats. Also, Mica is now an old man, high speed sperm deflectors, Bob’s secret menu items and what percentage of corn comes out? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Does the grilled cheese burrito worth it, minty dip, skeet covered camping showers, the love of proving John wrong and Thanksgiving gets no respect. Also, kids have no respect, Ross ain’t sweating it, cereals are banging, the deepest part of the oceans and space time continuum. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We get hit with a second hurricane in two months, Ross has too many pets, covid symptoms, John rambles on about teeth and once again…. we talk about wiping ass’. Also, pizza on our minds, making money on internet and boxers or briefs.

We’ve had some birthdays, John struggles with kids homework, Halloween costumes at work, it tastes like iron and is hot an flavor? Also, pissing with the blinds open, gingernut bread, forging signatures on birthday, the Ford Avocado and porn needs to be more realistic. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We try new wine, would you stop and help random people, gettin’ eatin’ by a snake, a lady bit Mica’s dad and assholes at the grocery store. Also, dipshits on the road, no poonanny press for John celebrating for just doing your job. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Is being barefoot at work acceptable, unacceptable children’s books, putting your face on before you go out, Vanna is still flippin’ and but it dew. Also, live football game analysis, you gotta suck before you’re great and walk-up songs. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

It’s ghoul season, we survived a hurricane, yard gang, if you don’t use it you lose it, skeet soundtracks and baby snakes. Also, rats on the attack, biting hurts, skin care tips from Mica and how far can a snake smell. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Who let the dogs out, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, balls out in the ball pit, aggressively shitting next to someone and John’s pet snake. Mica is a cartoonist, spicy popcorn chicken shits, hurricanes’a coming, lawn mower troubles and Kano hates John. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Shit stains on your pants, cleaning your gutters, Pumpkin spice is in season, emphasize the nut, Ray Donovan decorations and we’re all ants. Also, results of having a good feeling, wait so long to blow your load, football season is back and we need fat strippers. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.