The Book of Murdoc

The Sturgis Rally is upon us! (almost) a VIKKI WHATSHERNUTS TREE MASSACRE UPDATE Take Backs - Director or Take Backs - Listener Shawn Dead guy voice box update Amazon, milk allergies, polio Foreign Policy explained like it's your high school friends Deer are just big hamsters The new kid got stuck in the elevator with me You're the naked neighbor or you're not Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

there was some weird post delay on this. I dunno, man. Dean's back for the news and more ranch vs farm take backs: Farmers aren't sissies, and rice krispie elves Breaking News: The Vicky Something or other TREE MASSACRE Would you save Dean from a snake attack? I totally forgot Dean got hit by lightning Suffers vs Deserves. How to pick a lawyer Great times to be an American the new podcast Dean and...

Merch coming! Get ready for some shirts to be at Goodwill! Great old radio stories with Dean and some neeeeeeews Farm vs Ranch The return of Tinikling! unsurprising thoughts about our past presidents Things you can't blame on your kids Pig hearts and dead guy voice box Stories from Alcester: Hot moms, fat kid track, the motorhead economy The high cross will get ya Plastic surgery I need to start s...

The boys from W@W join us for the news (Full disclosure, this isn't 100% sober) Take Backs! One for the truckers #j6 by Houston Murdoc called Houston's wife the wrong name for 4 years First episode we hear about Rabbit Pox Did Murdoc's dad cause Rabbit Pox? Giant killer rabbit movies from the 70s 3 fellas talk about the tampon shortage Why Murdoc is qualified to speak for women Houston's Canadian...

Houston is back for the news so 2 uptown problem white guys can fix it all. Mark's weird fetish with bananas and his good friend Blake Shelton 4th of July thoughts Nerf gun and fireworks cold wars a random nice thing about John Cena Demo derbies, tractor pulls, fireworks and virginity The Edge pizza the tragic incident between the Lucky Charms Elf and the Rice Crispie triplets "Gentlemen's Club" i...

Dean tries to do the news a few times How to vacation in Iraq Pageants are stupid Part 2 (next day) T Rex Sex Scene Pride Month: Celebrating Gay Top Gun The Oathkeepers called me a Beta Male Shitty Tourist Bagger Music Season! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks to Oakley for some new production in the show. 5 minutes of serious - Take Backs Hank Jr is still pretty bitchin live Uncle Randy got Hank Jr pretty drunk in the 80's Dad's Akaska fishing cassettes. Powered by Bitch Dust. You should have to disclose your bumpers stickers on Tinder The people we're hiring are the same age as the years I've been doing this. Stories from Alcester - Learning ho...

Houston does the News Oh boy let's not do the news Just in case Monkey Pox becomes a thing, here's the first mention Russian Starbucks The pros and cons of Subway ownership The McComrade Good Things! Summer is coming Westside Rapid City Punxsutawney Phil Diagonal Lines on the lawn like a champion When the dog poop robot and the mower robot are one thing, I'm in on robots Hosted on Acast. See acast...

Nice things farm people do When she starts posting selfies and he changes the profile pic to the kids... Myspace memories My social media courage ends at not being the most listened to A week of near-death experiences The Jock Strap Going back home this weekend to try to explain what I do for the 399th time pot dealer parking lot chats Dean does the news (Dress Rehearsal) What does 37 million buy...

Get the good candles on and play The Score from The Fugees Some of our staff have terrible taste in music Velociraptor Update (Blame Jason Bateman) Take Backs Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #1: I almost died 3rd most listened to. C'mon people. 18+ isn't a demo. It just isn't. White People Will Buy Anything: Horse Chiropractors Life-Changing Visit to Olive Garden #2: My boy was my waiter Not w...

Full disclosure, I recorded this on 4-8. maybe you care what I think about Will Smith? Charley Crockett doesn't disappoint. Take Backs: Velcipastor. Congrats to those unfunny drunks over at Whiskey @ Work Supreme Court and SD embarrassments. You know who is turning me on? Helen from Ozark. Edgemont, SD - where America stores its weapons and mines its uranium for sale - survivor bunkers. Also survi...

WuTang! #protectyaneck Search #bookofmurdoc on TikTok, friends Marketing corner - Skate to where the puck is gonna be Will Smith lives a memory every husband understands Oscar movies are like Thanksgiving Turkey Petty motivation to put out more episodes PR advice for racists Content Creators - are you being relevant? VELOCIPASTOR?! Christian drug-dealing ninjas Take Backs - Limos and dipshits Made...

Some music chat Throw on the New Balances, Nance - let's jam to some yacht rock The Limo is the Ed Hardy T-shirt of transportation albums named after breast reductions Some marketing chit chat. You're either in or out, dorks. Just because you're lazy and kind of a dick doesn't mean your media reps should give you the good ideas. The joy of the 9 year old snow day I'm on the methadone of social med...

Kanye might be crazy, but old Kayne records are still better than most things. Back from DC Live streaming war is pretty gross. Tucker Carlson sounds like the PR guy for Ivan Drago Rember the crazy 2008 Republicans? They seem so sane now Ukraine We're more comfortable with 80's movie bad guys as a people Why I'm calm in the apocalypse Anxiety in the capital building The Metaverse is going to be a...

Beck is... not into Scientology... Which matters not at all. Some emotional nonsense I got the Stock Show Variant! (I'm not the chosen one) stop being mad at things you're just being told to be mad at. 900% Increase in Chlamydia in South Dakota. #maskupsd Christmas catchup dorks. We're all 1-1. The season isn't over. Disappointing candy stores VR Stories from Alcester: Vintage Porno Mental health...

The last episode of season 2! I'm out on Facebook, and over the shakes. Murder docs on Discovery Plus Canada's most notorious murder Defending SD. (or not) 40 is a long painful throb Hot Tubs, Saunas, and nude old men Benedict Cumberbatch, and his soft skin I miss the Blackberry. Curse of Von Dutch I sound 84 about NFTs and Crypto Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it still No Shave November? Other Novembers. I lost the bet on which Baldwin would kill a dude Christmas will be fine calm down. The Church Shirt Just Listen To Yourselves: Aaron Rogers Stop asking for free ice cream because it's your birthday. Texas Roadhouse win: The Birthday Saddle I'm out on men's deodorant. Feelin good about it. Learning how to Spray Tan Death Metal Chores Back to buns and...

I miss the old boring Republicans. (RIP CP) You didn't get taller because Facebook got shorter Digital advertising also didn't make you an asshole if you were already an asshole. Proof: Big Milk! SFA: We're not great with cats I don't want a weird sex vacation Mormon Sex Books @ShittyRadioJock on Insta boring celeb interviews. I can hear your teeth click. Some advice for the youngins Hairdryers ar...

The monster truck show voice back to the neeeeeeews I dislike fake internet outrage more than I care about missing people. France is pissed! I forget about bits. This week in smells! New stuff on the spotify playlist: Mac Miller 90's mixtapes and the box of cd's farm kids listening to 90's gangster rap ICQ and chat rooms before your parents knew what chat rooms where Goth Chat Rooms as a 15 year o...

What are you accomplishing on your posts about Afghanistan? Jesus listen to yourself. Got a tattoo! Can I say pussy? Nothing wrong with checking in with that. The Stacked and Packed Girls Stacked and Re-PACKED! Nice things on the internet. Shitty things on the internet. Uncle Randy's body cast Sketch Korean CPAP machines The Olympics! Fat Kid Track. Frosted Flakes Stories from Alcester: The Tale o...

Back from fishing with pops! A bunch of really hippy nonsense. I mean a bunch. Benefits of NA beer The ONLY beer test that matters. The mower test. Basketball sucks? TikTok is the best social media of all time. Learn a new software, it makes you feel accomplished. I'm only attracting lesbians lately? I'm at the age of micro film The first cds you own and were gifted. (Boston sucks) Outlaws... Akas...

Back from sabbatical in our new studios! crappy advertisers I'm keeping? (I'm looking at you BookVIP) Back just in time to continue being #1 on the network Quick recap of what's new Story from Alcester 1: Buster the Great Dane White Rabbit Nazi? Big Love doesn't hold up. Paxton=Twister, Pullman=Independence Day PB &J Massage Oil Computers can't take heroin Doge silliness This Week In Smells: C...

Tonight's Tea: Jade Citrus Mint Green Tea. Post Hot Yoga Podcast. Can't talk shit about Cross Fit anymore. Is indoor tanning going to kill me? Old men at parking meters. (Let's start the insta) So I borrowed my great grandma's purple hair Stories from Alcester: RAT TAIL UPDATE Shoot your shot, kid. Buy the ticket, take the ride... Even Stevens: Bullshit problems vs Real problems. murdocjones.com H...

Happy Ides of March Powered by Hot Yoga. (Thanks Sol Yoga Collective) Fat Season wasn't quite over. Drop the bullshit and get over yourself. Those old dudes @ the Y have it figured out. The return of events and concerts feels so good. @bryan_loweree is actual lol every time. Buckey the Wonder Horse. Stories from Alcester: Car Wash Memories. #toofatforashtanga Let's retire the Charmin Bears. GTFO o...

Vibe: Anderson .Paak Tonight's Tea: Lemon Lift, with some white privilege Rush - not the band the dude Give Tiger a break, jesus Good Florida vs Bad Florida Don't Google anything about ducks This week in smells: Diaper Suspenders Embarrassing child photos coming! facebook.com/bookofmurdoc insta: murdocj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.