The Book of Murdoc

A rambling discussion about the Lemonheads Stock Show! Some cowboy stuff This week in smells: Barns and Pigs. Ghosts and their habits. Speaking to dead people. Phones I can drop in a toilet and they still work Other HomeSlice shows to check out Wiener dogs and their large testicles I miss you concerts. Sad tales of high school Mansplainin' the cult of true womanhood Even Stevens: Game Stop Hosted...

Today I turn 40! Start binging American Gods - so so good. Just back from Pierre - go travel as soon as you can. Turning 40: Feels mostly pretty good. I'm not one for sports cars. I'm getting into plants. This week in smells: leaky glands update Dating App reviews: Nobody is into that much hiking. Carol, bring that hair down a little. Chad, If you come over for bacon wrapped chestnuts you gotta st...

We'll keep this one light - just un-clench your jaw and relax. Baseball Cards vs the Magic the Gathering nerds. "Express" isn't a word you want followed by "anal glands" MEN: Develop a nighttime routine. Do it. Make that paper, Hanna-Barbera. Remember your first funeral?! Even Stevens Returns! (lol @ #noflylist) Remember Fat Season is over! RIP Mark K. We miss you, man. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Some nonsense that about my ego - but thanks for listening. Engagement rings because you couldn't think of a better present. Straws. There are rules. There's a way to do things. The Kilt: Perv or not? Austin Powers, Tom Cruise, QT 8 nothing makes me cry like tough old dudes crying. Fat Season is OVER Embarrassing stories about me for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

The Whiskey at Work folks left a bottle, giddy up. Tea Heat. McRib Heat. Metric System Shenanigans. Coffee sucks and tea is better. DrawStraws.film Drink on the Uffda NYE should be only for pro drinkers We get real 90's - Heaven's Gate and Lorena Bobbitt Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers "Caper" was a strong word... Here's to old radio dudes. RIP, Doc Fisher. Speaking of: davediamond.org #drinkonthe...

Getting weird about tea. Crazy December - check in on your mental health, nerds. Stop making politics like going to a flat earther convention! Hard Stances: The Metric System & Smart Cars. (Just the milometer, just to see how it feels) Quit it, McRib The limits of Bono and U2. The War on the War on Christmas Tell 2 friends, you cheap bastards. NEXT EPISODE: THE THEFT OF BABY JESUS Hosted on Ac...

Black Friday should involve a mask if you're going to go buy an air fryer. Don't let the holiday hurt your mind. Also don't eat thanksgiving every day, fatso. My recent newspaper experience. Obituaries are like a long boring sequel to The Hunger Games in the nursing home. We get it with the delivery updates. Thanks to John Styn for being forever interesting. (johnstyn.com) Non Trump Non Covid News...

It's ok to be stressed out man, you just gotta put in the work to make it better. When did Jon Voit lose his mind? Win with some class and stop listening to crazy bullshit. The internet is a treacherous place for old men, Rudy. Free Camping? Rules on Buffets The nicest Mormon spam Papal Instagram and the human form Why the Catholic Church should hire me The Provo Float Memes about how strong you a...

Give sponsors love: www.murdocjones.com Sober Oct summary N/A Beer is kinda good!? A small and rambling mental breakdown about getting old Holiday Bothers: Alright Bridget Jones, we get it. Old dudes have it figured out. (again with the getting old) Getting really into plants... and home decor. Real mean are into these things. Hugh the Wasp Funeral talk. (probably more getting old now that I'm typ...

Turns out if you don't post these right away, It takes forever to get them online. So this is like a month ish old, so you're not confused. Happy to announce a new sponsor! Save 15% on all of your products at Onnit! - go to murdocjones.com and get to clickin. Redneck Pendulum - THERE WERE SIGNS! Get off Affleck's ass he's alright. BH TIRE - TRACTION RETRACTION! My son Tanner joins the show! So muc...

Bunch of badass Outlaw Country on the playlist. (search for book of murdoc in spotify) Most famous SD Citizens full list! (Non SD people can fast forward) Some accidentally insensitive comments. It's embarrassing if Brock Lesnar is our most famous citizen. The most elegantly tan man I've ever met Coyotes and fire in Alcester. We can fix this thing in 6 weeks if you do this. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Rodeos! Don't forget Ted Nugent can fix QAnon. You sound 230 years old when... RETRACTION: Ventura played for the White Sox 25% of this show is probably wrong. Who is the most famous SD citizens? (go to murdocjones.com) Dukes of Hazard actors who have been mad at me Stories from Alcester! Canadian antics Self Care Sep - and Sober October Support the show! go to murdocjones.com and click on the boo...

Self Care Sep Continues! First advertiser! murdocjones.com/sponsors Directions for my funeral There's another Cyrus! (See Spotify Playlist) A historic telling of my relationship with Gallagher Even Stevens: Protesters and Sturgis Rally The Peacock! Good Bad TV Spotlight: Royal Pains Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Self Care September!  New Bit! Unfair Pre-Judgement: Hop Water.  Squirrels. Natures Speed Bumps? 1500 to Climb Mt Rushmore? Sold.  New Bit! Dead Dad Advice SAKURAN-ZENSEN (See Spotify Playlist)  Krip Hop Stories from Alcester! The Battle of Ed vs Roland.  Things God tells you to do Cats named Greaseball Whiskey at Work  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Remember that BHG song "You Aint Got No Legs?" (See my Spotify Playlist) Took about a month off, thanks for the time Sturgis Rally Recap - And a different perspective on masks The internet knows everything about you - with real life examples All these weird ads I'm seeing on FB: Tantric, Excessive Sweating How to beat up Nolan Ryan Story from Alcester! Dog hair pillow The 7 things you can do with...

some stuff about bourbon. Alice Cooper's Mustache Watching 2 50 year olds beat each other The trick to fighting crackheads. I remember talking about the Last Dance a bit. Corvette Owners and why we hate all of you Speaking of the problems of the rich... Bezos It sounds exhausting to live in FL Teach Me Something Round 1! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do we really need buffets? New Diet: Get on TV. The Redneck Pendulum Theory Listening to: Chris Cornell - Patience NEW BIT - Teach me something I don't know: 605-340-0811. You gotta uninstall TikTok - it's a real thing. (Note - I had to take the source's name out of this for good reason, that's why you hear the edits) Pinewood Derby State Champion* update The sound of getting punched at a UFC even...

I made a Spotify playlist if you're inclined. South Dakota can drink! But they still can't comment about it. Gizzard Talk. Crazy Internet Conspiracy Theory Corner. (hint: Wayfair isn't selling kids you dopes) Fishbrain is my new social media. What TikTok knows about you. #neckup #leathernecknation Stories from Alcester! (CamelToe edition) Listening to: Billy Strings and Prof Tiny beetle backpack c...

Remember when 'Side Boob' was a thing? What else can you do with $500 million? Buying a fraction of a racing horse? Eating Horses? Stories from Alcester - Our 4th class made a parody song about bombing Iraqis. Boy, Is Vaughn Meader F*&%ed. Nobody wants to smell your disgusting lotion, gross. BO Airplane Stories. Marble Racing! Alcester Stories - Performance enhancing pinewood derby races. Even...

​Trump is here and everybody is crazy.  The dark web! A dummy explains what it is.  I'm pretty sure I'm 87% sure. Giving away hamsters on the internet New bit: Even Stevens: Fauci and Defund the Police Leatherneck Nation!  Sports to reconsider  Scout abuse advertising  Sign language sexting? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turns out I was wrong about that noose story and Nascar. My bad. A grown up admits when they are wrong, they don't change the argument. Mailbag: Hockey, Pitbulls, Bands. Been Listening to: The Kickback, Audiotree Live shows Nobody is coming to blow up Rushmore just calm down. (although that was a funny tweet, Gov Noem) Future Bit: Kelsey ReGives Advice! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...

I know it's been a little bit. I'll tell you why. Use your I Feel Statements and maybe just shhhh for a bit. RIP King Ron. You were the best man. Remembering the Sex Talk from your mother Train Graffiti News! The best gizzards in SD? Go. Canned Moose Stories from Alcester: The Rabbits. Then it gets pretty boring, good luck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The first mini episode! Some of you got downright heated in the mailbag, so this is just answering your sometimes bitchy emails. I'm also noticing how often I use words that are close but actually make me sound like a dummy. My bad. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Five episodes in - you must like the sound of my voice as much as I do. TEXT THE HOTLINE: 605-340-0811. Best of FB: Bridges vs Trucks in Pierre Covid Music: Astronautalis, Prof, Soulcrate, POS, etc.. (#doomtree) Thanks to Wes back East for the playlist jumpstart. Sidebar: Is The Heartland Panic the best record ever out of SD? No Trump/CV News: A huge bummer. How on earth do you leave a gun in your...

The FIRST Story From Alcester! (my home town that was equal parts Rockwell and Redneck). Non Trump/CV NEEEEWWWWWS. (Things you can't do in IKEA) Defending: The news, murder hornets, the mining company. Not everything is Tiger King, relax. What's Awesome: Rock Garden Tour and friends. Bad Ads: Robocalls I'm getting. I'm 100% pro mask - and 0% double chin. BONUS Story From Alcester. MAILBAG: How do...