The Book of Murdoc

Q-Tip intros. Crematoriums and fat people. Being 22 looks really stressful. Hot chicks are stealin' shit from Walmart. South Dakota's Cocaine Hippos. Good things about the monarchy. Listener Food Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ska bands and sound issues. What the fax. Old fashioned with Hof. Martini Fat Season. Olives and voicemail. Shawn is more accurate than I've let on. Kratom dudes. Lunchmoney reunion. Dean can sing! Gay for Nick Offerman. And others. Rizzin. You need your nose fat. I'd see a Sisqo show. The Pickstown Bathroom Disaster of 1993. Zebras are not as agreeable as you'd hope. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

pre show nazi tv banter. in show tv nazi banter. Not the ASPCA. Pink Floyd and the gays. Leslie is our resident almost Jewish. Chicken Pox. SD Wakonda vs Marvel Wakonda. King Hair. A nice chat about puppets. I've been pinballed. Bike Fights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pretty Privilege in Vegas. My version of selling my feet on the internet. Who wants an Old Fashioned? You look like you've been divorced. A buck eighteen, dude. You can smoke toad venom! Fat shaming Dean. Kombucha sucks part 49. It's been a while since I fixed gender inequality. Even Stevens - The Sex Vacation. Dodged a bullet by not becoming friends with Ron Jeremy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Meet Leslie. Frosted Tips. Daycares. Defund the Cats. Funeral Chuckles. Complaints at the Zip Bam Zinger. Die Hard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year, SO fat. Just a couple of fellas and their baked goods and how fat they got Minor league horse racing and father of the year memories 2nd generation drug cartel kids. Parish. the word is parish. 90's drug PSA's things you learn watching subtitles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The movie with the chick with the teeth and the plow Rob's first appearance Surviving the blizzard East River v West River Not Dean does the news! Noem is a slick ass campaigner Talkin bout Popes Quick News Off with Dean Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Snow Day! Losing some of our new CA residents with this weather tragic pet deaths and fat season updates terrible old business ideas Gnats You can't just go to Northern India eating bits and cooking bits good lookin criminals some advice for the ladies The new Restless Leg Syndrome Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Beds Leg day last week. How's your fatness? Learn about Dean - Dean Bakes I'm the Chili King of Rapid I'm not the Liver King Yellowstone Review Hawaiians feel about volcanos like we feel about tornados I'm like a sober 90's band - dunno if I still got it. Stories from Alceser - vacation stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi friends. This was recorded 12-1 and just getting posted (12/11) It's not that good really, but I guess we did it so we should post it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Turkeys are not agreeable to bits. Ways to calm down turkeys. Hamster Ball Racing League. Stepped on the Scale. Party is over, Fat Season is here. New Years' resolution advertising. We all took 2 years of Spanish and don't know 10 words. Lab Meat, Lab Kids. Phillip and his dumb wife are defrosting their embryos. Bruce Lee isn't as good as me. Twitter is America's Dollar Store. America can't even k...

RIP Gallagher. This Thanksgiving a Gallagher special can be the peace treaty at Thanksgiving. Old school ticket scalpin. Why is everybody so mad at Twitter? Mink Madness. Look at all those Republicans breaking their hip to backtrack from that shitbag. Don't forget how much T-Rex skulls are going for. Personal goals - internalize more. Watch that Weird Al movie it's amazing. Hosted on Acast. See ac...

What's your dream job? I don't eat listener food. 1 inch closer to an interview with a Pope! The cure for baby fever. Dean's dream job. Toy Hall of Fame, lottery winner, T-Rexes. Lemmon, SD Tourism Dept. Best work advice I ever received. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody feels like recording this week but here we go. Last episode before election day - Our next secretary of state is a doofus. Local politics you can skip over. Don't worry about who your kids vote for just make sure they vote. Gimme a lot of PAC money and 4 bitchin' chicks. The first and maybe last appearance of Stitch. Lou Brutus is still cool. How close are we to an interview with the pope T...

Get your costumes out, we're gonna trick or treat with Dean. Chickens we regret purchasing. Is Tik Tok turning you on with hot canning chicks? Hot canning tips from Dean. Tom Jones Hits Team building canoe trips and accidental crystal meth hits. How I eventually retire inside baseball radio stuff only 3 of you care about. Sex Bingo and old boner pill advertisers. Go easy on your kids and take 10 b...

Houston's back because Dean is avoiding me like the rent. Can you like Kanye or Kevin Spacey? Briefs are the new way, give them a shot. If you're uncomfortable with 2 men talking about the clitoris... the rest of this episode is not for you. Government cheese to Velveeta rich. Houston was born to scripture. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet Kenz. I didn't turn her microphone up enough sorry. Mullet Champs. Mystery Mormon Odors. How Nickelback comes back. Fat Bears Scandal. Cash Register Gun Song is a keyword search. Almost killed that dude in the parking lot, but he totally understood. 01 bangers to make some kids to. Ranch Night clubs connected to grocery stores. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Houston is a country fraud I'm surprised you're surprised: Hershel Walker edition. Iran-ertainment Dean gets me a meeting with the Pope. Fentanyl for kids is bad, yeah? Midwestern Fit. The Black Hills Tire Sturgis Rally Midget Tally. Take Backs - Bear survival. My Yoga GalPals. Legendary NRB SFA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How's your menty b's? Are you doing sober october? Bonus Timechats with the vet Cats that can sense Dean's cancer Take Backs: Kangaroo fighting pt 2. Misinformation Survival Skills. Space Yoga! RIP Coolio Billionaire prenups Dean met a fan. Bonus time with Grandma Donna. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Weekend reviews and golf chat. Why I'm not power of attorney for my parents? the stranger. the Neeeeewwws: Uber, OnlyFans Maybe we'll pimp Dean. Where does the dentist spit juice go? Tragic yet adorable ways to die. Scary peaking through your family tree as a German The guy who found Uranus Love at TJ Maxx NW IA Dating advice from the late 90's New Bit - Ask Dean Ranch Stuff Hosted on Acast. See a...

Dean's Glow Up The slow death of bits Dean doesn't care about. Mr Hands. 88 Billion dollars and what's on TV Space Junk Hey Ozzy is still alive, that's nice Fantasy Football The EIGH's and buying a facial Cursing Birds and weird owners Take Backs - I'm mostly right as usual Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi to you new folks. I heart your face. @murdocj on Insta Merch is coming End of Sep PDubs gettin spicy. Nursing home shenanigans. How to be in the nursing home. Sounding pretty dumb about the job market, probably. Let's keep the muscle car. How corruption happens, as by a 100-year-old old fashioned. Dean and I become best friends. How China beats us. Oh yeah - Michael Jackson. Genetics News (at l...

Can Houston Drive a Tractor Finally a real Tree Massacre Update! Some 90's country jams Neal McCoy is gonna whip my ass @Chili's should have a dumb redneck song off Arming America's college kids Dean's our guy from the Matrix who was in Oz Shaming your kids with stories of legends Mack Rutherford (Sorry we called you Mark for 10 minutes) A shocking lack of accuracy about pandas Ranch education - S...

I had a bunch of notes here but then it reset so this one you don't get show notes just shut up and listen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the heart of downtown Sturgis from the Sturgis Rally - get your nipple covers. (Recorded 8-9-2022) The sound is a little goofy. America's version of the goose-stepping videos you see on the news Rally observations Overall less Trumpy but the ones who are left are doubling down This is not the place to eat free samples of meat Average women with high confidence in themselves can do well here D...