The Book of Murdoc

Waffle Liquor. Eyepatch Time Traveler buddy. Alright already, Blue Zones. Prince in them big ass Pacino heels. Learning how to buy a car. Turkey bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for the dove meat, Rusty. Somebody send us some scrapple for Leslie Week. Nostalgic drives through the corn. Wordle accepts 'TITTY.' Dying on the fat bear cams. Jamaican bobsled zen. Dean knows his cartoons. Where in the world is Rock-a-pella and who is bringing back the mullet beads? Dumb old radio shows. The return of Longest Nipple Hair. Follow the show on insta - @murdocj Hosted on Acas...

Cute cows vs hairless cats. It wasn't JUST the lobotomy. Dean worked on Dances with Wolves. Jimmy Buffet stories. Shrek money keeps you alive for a while. Grippy Sock Spring Movies - Walter Mitty. The Missouri River canoe dude is alive, I checked after recording. Great Wall Tourism. The rules of The Nuge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kinda taking this week off, everybody's on vacation for the holiday and I've been on the road living off of gin martinis and appetizers. Happy BDay to the Mijos. You're the best. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Black TikTok is the most awesome section of the internet. Boiling buffalo heads. Robot hyenas. Taxidermy for your pets or grandparents. Slow news day. Pullin calves. How to prospect a biker gang. Accidental murders. Prison dentists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Bizkit fans vs Juggalos. Sturgis Rally musings. Swifty University. Space Rock Money. Gimme a six-pack of kidneys. Let's bring back hemp necklaces. Bong a Thons. 6 seasons of Ooze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thanks for a hundo. This is the last piece of audio recorded before Leslie got laryngitis. (you're welcome) We're being real cool about aliens. McConnell meme rules. L-Anon. The downsides of being a cult leader. Why Lizzo great till Lizzo gotta be great? Had to call 911 about a train baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SD ball washing as a spectator sport. Sketch Sea World. Big Wheeled Dentists. Being polite to AI. Which animals are the worst to get attacked by? Mega Waspy college admissions. Company Shoot Off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Checking in with our local washer women. Waiting for a Star to Fall. Mini Fat Season. Depression deli ham risotto. Shel Silverstein hot in AZ. Defending the corpse industry. Action figures and baseball cards. Dean's 10 year plan with Rocky movie music. Hair or Penis? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jake from our political podcast Dakota Town Hall joins from East River. Sex Shop Accounting. Hard Lime Stance. Warm Gentleman Summer. Seagull management. Accidental klan gas stations. DVDs hidden in Masonic Temples. Ask Houston if he's still malnourished. Dolphins need a new PR rep. Ghost rules. (Recorded 7/12, took a while to get posted. apologies for the audio kinda) Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Merica. Radio appearance hell. Red Hot Pannus Summer. White House Coke. Netflix Shopping. Cult shoe deals. Dean's first f-bomb. Cable CGI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To the bullpen with Stich in for Dean. Grippy Sock Spring wrapped up. Communists demons in Mt Rushmore. Why is 2XL your medium? Russians, Aliens, Communists... I'm prepared. Shitty bagger music season has started. Mitchell takes a swing. 2am Game Show Channel Slot. We're gonna take Mitchell fishin! HBD, America. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Father's Day. Grippy Sock Spring. New things about Dean. Take Backs from Listener Shawn. Stacked and Packed update. Whales are taking over. Gout and Diabetes vs the Field. (Note - Probably going to Wednesdays instead of Fridays for a while for new episodes if you care) @murdocj on Insta Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepper capitalism. Boat Drinks. How to get hired. I'd kill for gameshow money. The Elvis-verse. Meditative basketball? Boxcar Kids: Columbia. Gotta pay the Sherpas. JK not dead. Nelly's guitar. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

getting old enough where new phones are a struggle. The Return of Soul Crate Music! Updates to the will - We need some Muppets. Dish pig buffet, workin' the liver table, Jurassic crocodiles. True Crime podcasts are creating a new generation of murderers. How to get murdered less a little. The #1 rule @ Sesame Street. More at MurdocJones.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

Back from vacation, dingdongs. Dean is a lightening god. Coming in a little orange. My spray tan color is white people medium. It's Leslie's fault that I'm trying to listen harder. Living in Australia. I can amputate a toe pretty easy. RIP to your good friend Tina. I like the pens I like. Mittens lives Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Houston is not a Viking. Proof that I'm just a dumb American. 'More Boring Rick Steeves' tells us about Europe. Hot Office Goss - The Parking Lot Lady. The Cast gets a D Minus. Failed Bits Hall of Fame. Grippy Sock Spring - Absolutely no narcissism here. Downs Barbie critiques. Learning about and fixing incels in 7 minutes. SFA: I miss CK Be. Thunderdome: I'd be benevolent af. *Note - Recorded 4-2...

No Dean, so nothing is organized or in order. Let's all smell each other a little. Pets as depression monitors. More smells. Hair transplants. Back to the smells. Which robot is gonna teach the other robots? Cults ranked by how fun they'd be to join. AI girlfriends. Vacation caves. The Fred Durst documentary. The most kidnap-able buckaroo in Alcester. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Therapist archeology. Monetizing divorce. F them kids. Old red phone bits. How cult can you go? Tourist Vasectomies. Only Fans Recycling Advice. How to sell an engagement ring. The New Year's Eve I tried to have bangs. More animal bits gone wrong. More Regional Daddy Off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Packed house (Brandon Jones, Dean Taylor, Mark Houston) Just some dudes talking about their marriages and nighttime routines. Regional Daddy Pageants. Learning about praise kinks. Killer Octopus. Back to Lab Meat. Spotlightin Racoons. Sperm donor advice. Prince of Iceland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

takes us a while to get cookin. Grippy Sock Spring. Judgy about nighttime routines. Vegas Stories. The safety of elder strippers. Outswimming bears. Leslie can deadlift Gwyneth Paltrow and Pat Sajak. Stalker cheating. Be kind to yourself - it's GSS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grippy Sock Spring > Martini Fat Season. Pre-writing eulogies. Essential oil horse chicks. Bank runs > Zombies. Dean tries to get me fired. Dad's dog is a terrorist. My green juice > your town's tourism economy. Americans are good for eating. Thinning out the competition. Guys will buy anything for some lead in the pencil. Elk velvet > gas station boner pills. Do yourself a kindness. H...

Thanks for the week off, ding dongs. Dean's playing hurt. Houston's getting fat. Hypothetical airplane stories. DC tips - look for the chicken feet. How to properly visit a museum. Dean with the news about german porn and kidnapping apologies. In the old days you could snowmobile pretty drunk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Excuse my hacking and coughing. Another visit from Houston—just some adult teenagers in the studio. We should get some pandas. And some ping pong players. Be less fat. Super Colliding. Leggy waitresses and the creeps they marry. Post Apocalypse chatter. Yardball. Local News Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

cocaine hippos > cocaine bear. Dean tells us who is sick and dead. Being attracted to Jelly Donut. Lubed light poles in Philly. Bad guy balloons. The 349th Bruce Willis conversation. Larry the Cat. Surviving animal advice: sharks. Have you ever ate a squirrel? Dinosaurs can bring us together as a people. Cell phones then vs now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.