The Black Lunch Table
The BLT
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Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
Two Twos My Word! 09.07.2026 33:38
At the table, the fellas tackled two impossible relationship scenarios that put loyalty, timing, and honesty to the test. First, they debated whether you should let an ex stay with you when she's out of options—even if you've been together for a year. Then they took a sci-fi turn, imagining what happens when you fall in love in another universe, only to be brought back to your original lif...
The Great Protein Scam 18.06.2026 49:45
At the table, the fellas kicked things off with a rant about the modern protein craze and whether we're all victims of one giant marketing scheme. They then discussed what they'd tell a friend who suddenly lost all their memories, including the truths they'd share and the things they'd rather leave buried. The conversation shifted to love languages, exploring the actions that make...
Sorry for the Barking 12.06.2026 56:23
At the table, the fellas discussed why so many people seem unhappy and whether taking time to watch the sunrise could actually improve things. They designed their dream gyms, complete with themes and special features, and debated what happens when a "lifetime supply" prize eventually runs out. The crew wrapped things up by discussing the coolest things people do in movies and TV that sho...
The "Unc-Father" 04.06.2026 37:06
At the table, the fellas discussed why it’s okay to not enjoy every one of your partner’s hobbies, before diving into a wild family scenario involving sperm donation and “The Unc-Father” title. The crew also imagined surviving a plane crash on a deserted island, assigning themselves survival roles, and debated the biggest animal they could realistically fight with their bare hands. Timestamps: (2:...
Playboy Problems 28.05.2026 41:36
At the table, the fellas discussed whether you should tell your family if your fiancée had popular nude photos from her past, especially if they were more artistic than explicit. They also handed out workplace superlatives to themselves and debated which healthcare or medical profession would best fit their personalities. Timestamps: (1:55) If your fiancée had a popular nude photo from the past, w...
3AM Activities 14.05.2026 36:56
At the table, the fellas debated what activities feel completely normal at 3 PM but become suspicious at 3 AM. They also discussed how much damage an ex would have to do to your car before you involve the police, and whether you’d want to know early or late if you weren’t chosen to survive the end of the world. Timestamps: (1:50) What’s normal at 3 PM but weird at 3 AM? (12:57) If your ex scratche...
Confidently Wrong 16.04.2026 44:57
At the table, the fellas broke down public restroom etiquette and the chaos of communal bathroom layouts. They got into “book math,” reading habits, and the dangers of mispronouncing words with confidence. The crew also debated which household vegetable makes the best weapon, what non-essential item they’d save in a house fire, and what role they’d take working at an adult entertainment company. T...
Paternity & Pilates 26.03.2026 56:11
Episode Description: At the table, the fellas kicked things off with a rant about treating your brain like a muscle and actually putting it to work. They then got into a tough conversation around trust, paternity, and how to handle unexpected situations in relationships. The crew lightened things up by picking their names if they were women, and wrapped with gym culture talk—debating Orange Theory...
Lasagna Philosophy 12.03.2026 42:54
At the table, the fellas discussed the “this job is my family” mindset and the reality of workplace friendships. They also tackled the awkward scenario of an ex showing up at your sibling’s wedding, debated the worst possible wedding scheduling choices, settled a lasagna stacking dilemma, and highlighted things Black people have revolutionized and improved. (0:40) “This job is my family” type of g...
Not the Target Audience 05.03.2026 44:58
At the table, the fellas joked about realizing they’re no longer the target audience and how wild it is watching time move like that. They talked about the summer jobs they’d realistically take at their current age, compared their personal “Unc Stone” activities, and debated how much money it would take to donate sperm to help a close friend have a baby. (0:34) Dad jokes and realizing you’re no lo...
Do I Gotta Like Her Art? 30.01.2026 54:40
At the table, the fellas shared their annual reminder that the cold in Ohio hits different, reflected on 2016 nostalgia, and debated the dilemma of supporting your creative partner’s work. They also explored what they’d want to teach their future kids (and what they’d hope they never learn), and how to respectfully talk your girl out of working at her ex’s company. (00:50) Annual cold weather remi...
Embarrassment is a Spectrum 22.01.2026 43:44
At the table, the fellas placed live episode bets, reminisced about reckless kids doing anything for $5, and debated how accurate those social media “scenario skits” really are. Things got spooky with a possession vs. haunting question, and legal with a breakdown of robbery vs. theft. The crew also debated wedding disasters (drunken father-daughter dance vs. loud fart at the ceremony) and ended th...
Gold Medals & Good Angles 15.01.2026 41:05
At the table, the fellas discussed the art of taking the perfect nude, choosing between alien vindication and Olympic glory, and the everyday task they’d outsource in a heartbeat. Along the way, they dove into why car mechanics and dealerships can’t be trusted, the universal struggle of using your dad’s tools, and the ongoing debate about proper workwear. (2:22) Tips and techniques for taking top-...
Friendsgiving Fallout 11.12.2025 51:29
At the table, the fellas discussed football celebrations and why emotes are for everyone, then ranted about the hype behind “dirty soda” and overly sweet mixed drinks. They explored the right age to start calling someone your “lover,” decided what else we should stop making besides pennies, and unpacked the chaos of dating within a Friendsgiving friend group. (1:00) Celebrations and emotes — first...
Leftovers & Legal Trouble 27.11.2025 57:45
At the table, the fellas discussed Thanksgiving gluttony, why restaurant names are all the same, and the subtle clues that let you know a guy’s been at a girl’s place. We navigated impossible schedule conflicts—like choosing between your sister’s wedding or your wife’s graduation—and broke down what happens when a “fake Vegas wedding” turns out to be legally binding. (2:06) Best Thanksgiving wishe...
Too Freaky to Function? 06.11.2025 54:53
At the table, the fellas discussed the underrated power of voting, the politics of breakfast, and what makes a person a “Karen” in everyday life. We get into Columbus's internet clout strategies, levels of freakiness, and what kind of online menace we'd be if left unchecked. (4:22) Big Breakfast promo — the most important meal and a source of new experiences. (11:41) What’s the most “Karen...
Good Rec, Good Rec 23.10.2025 47:54
At the table, the fellas discussed VPNs, digital paranoia, and whether having a toilet bowl cleaner but no plunger is a sign of character. They shared their cheapest (and most bougie) habits, broke down what they’d instantly learn Matrix-style, and imagined what a cult based on them would actually believe in. (0:51) VPNs and technology talk (6:34) Food for Thought : No plunger, but a toilet bowl c...
Top Heavy 16.10.2025 53:19
At the table this week the fellas discussed the following: 2:00 – Listener-Submitted Question: What does Black culture mean to the BLT? 9:42 – How would you dress as a cartoon character, based on the given options? 21:36 – Which response makes it seem like you messed up more? 38:05 – If there were a Willy Wonka-style factory for another food, what kind would you want to visit? Thanks for the love...
How You Go Twin? 02.10.2025 42:24
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 3:55 – Thoughts on Television Sitcoms 12:36 – Where do people in Atlantis poop? 14:45 – Situation #1: You propose to your girlfriend, but she wants to redo the moment in front of her family. What do you do? 26:15 – Situation #2: You propose to your girlfriend by mistake —the proposal wasn’t part of your original plan. Do you tell her? Fol...
Chicken Vs Beef 25.09.2025 39:50
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 3:28 – Skreet Knowledge : Thoughts on BBLs. 7:36 – How many animals did people try before finding the tasty ones? 20:42 – What type of white people make the best dancers? 29:47 – What’s the worst thing your girlfriend refuses to change? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
Wham in a Circle 18.09.2025 48:47
At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 2:01 – What sport would you want to be a star athlete in? 15:03 – Would you rather your girlfriend sound like Vin Diesel or Kodak Black? 25:15 – How many dead ex-boyfriends can your girlfriend have before you leave? 35:17 – Where would you hide after winning the lottery? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
Rep Your Sh!T 05.09.2025 33:14
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:00 – If you had to fall asleep at the same time every night for the rest of your life—no matter the occasion—what time would it be? 15:25 – Who wins in a fight: 10 ten-year-olds or 100 one-hundred-year-olds? 25:45 – Would you rather orgasm every time you hear “Teach Me How to Dougie” or orgasm and hear it every time you do? Thanks for t...
Adequate Effort 28.08.2025 51:34
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (4:00) The Same Girl : What two celebrities would you want fighting over you? (19:49) What 2000s trend would you bring back? What trend should never come back? (36:15) Situation: You wake up in Iowa—how would you start your new life? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
Clock the Tea 21.08.2025 49:37
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:03) Are angels weirded out by the thought of people eating chicken wings? (7:03) At a wedding, how long do you wait if the bride is missing? (17:20) Which animal would make the best smoking partner? The worst? (35:55) What’s something you should own as an adult but don’t? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
Messy Methods Vol. 1 14.08.2025 48:48
At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:50 – Rant with Channing: Unblock that person. 5:32 – Would you rather pilot a helicopter, private jet, or yacht? 15:22 – Pick an annoying girlfriend trait. 28:28 – If you were a robot, would you want to know? 42:23 – What do you look like when walking? Do you have different walks? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod
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