The Black Lunch Table

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The Black Lunch Table

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

"Gucci Gucci" 07.08.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:52 – If your friend names their child the name you wanted for yours, do you pivot or call dibs? 10:02 – Which would be harder to explain: the first time hearing a parrot speak or a lightning storm? 20:35 – If you were a chain restaurant dish, what entrée, appetizer, or dessert would you be? Follow us @thebltpod Thanks for the love and s...

Outie Belly Button Curse 31.07.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 1:01 – Food for Thought: Wash your belly buttons. 5:03 – Alignment personality test results. 13:03 – Do you like falling asleep on the phone? Thoughts on simping? 37:30 – What’s weirder: Dating someone with the same name as your ex or someone who looks like them? 47:28 – How many times can your girlfriend poop the bed before you break up with her? Foll...

You Good Mud? 17.07.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:30 – Thermostat temperature regulations. 3:03 – Stay hydrated and high school cult followings. 11:06 – If your girlfriend turned into an animal on a full moon, what would that animal be? 24:20 – What’s your game plan if your mom starts dating a 24-year-old? 36:00 – What’s the lamest job to have? Follow us @thebltpod Thanks for the love...

A Real Glizzy Eater 07.07.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:16 – What’s your favorite summer drink? 4:55 – Rant: “I don’t talk on the phone.” 10:22 – If you could pardon someone, dead or alive, who would it be? 20:17 – Situation: You're on a group couples trip and your friend wants to break up with his girlfriend—do you tell your partner? 39:35 – If you could be known as “the best” at someth...

That’s My Ball 27.06.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 2:56 – What does it mean to be "bird"? 21:25 – What character would you dress up as for your child’s birthday party? Worst character to dress up as? 38:52 – What minor things can be a major turnoff? Follow us @thebltpod Thanks for the love and support!

Cap City Pickle Ball 05.06.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: 1:53 – Least favorite part of working out? Favorite part? 31:55 – What’s your 72-hour plan after escaping prison? 40:25 – How do you respond if your girlfriend says “yeah, sure” when you propose? FOLLOW ON SOCIALS @thebltpod Thanks for the love and support!

Middle of the West 29.05.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following topics: 2:55 – Pooping etiquette as a guest. 8:27 – How would you feel if your fiancée had a friend write her vows? 19:52 – Your platonic friend confesses her feelings on her deathbed—what do you do? 31:56 – What’s worse? A girlfriend with questionable habits. FOLLOW ON ALL SOCIAL - @thebltpod Thanks for the love and support!

Vegan Ribs 23.05.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: 1:00 – Thoughts on walking (or not) at graduation? 6:59 – What’s your preferred way to receive affection from a romantic partner? 23:33 – Would you move into and keep your parents' house? 29:19 – Ten years into working: What advice would you give young professionals? 47:03 – What’s your proudest accomplishment—or biggest mistake? Than...

The Butterfly Effect 12.05.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:03) Do you wave back to the homeless at the exit? How do you navigate social interactions with homelessness? (5:17) If you were a caterpillar, would you want to know when you’re becoming a butterfly? (16:02) You’re hired as a hitman—how would you complete your mission? (28:24) How would you treat your butler? Thanks for the love and su...

WTHELLY 01.05.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed: (1:37) PSA: You can't bully your boyfriend into being cool. (3:32) Becoming a petroleum jelly man vs. lotion: Men’s hygiene talk. (8:52) What food do you bring to an “adult-like” event? (23:54) What type of cop would you want to be? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Handbag Politics 21.04.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (6:25) What’s the best live-action kids’ movie? (20:26) What food or dish would you want your family to be known for creating? (31:32) What do you do if you run into your ex? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Bed Bath & Freak 10.04.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:42 ) Are you an umbrella type of person? (7:09) What are the essentials to hosting a sleepover? (13:29) Do you get your own room on a family trip? (27:29) What retail store would you work at? What’s the worst one? (47:53) Have you ever been voice-fished? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod!

Aura Farming 03.04.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (5:45) What would your job be at the BLT News Conglomerate? (24:25) Would you rather be a ghost, vampire, or werewolf? (36:05) What’s the hardest word or phrase for you to say? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Double Lime Mafia 24.03.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:23) When’s the last time you were stung by a bee? (6:50) What’s something you accomplished in the past year that you feel good about? (13:15) What will your next tattoo be? (33:52) Situation: At your daughter’s wedding, the groom’s father steals your speech. Do you confront him or ever bring it up? Thanks for the love and support! Foll...

Uptown Downtown 14.03.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:27) What’s your preferred post-sex show? (16:30) What’s the perfect number of chicken nuggets? (31:58) How would you act if a celebrity showed up to brunch? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

The Uncky Way 06.03.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (00:50) New glasses and eye exams. (6:53) Are you in your “Unc” era? (26:08) You find out your friend’s fiancée has been cheating moments before the wedding—do you tell? (40:07) What’s your preferred backyard feature? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Fool's Spring 28.02.2025

At the table this week the fellas discussed the following: (4:10) Who was your first celebrity crush? (8:35) A message to DoorDash and food delivery services. (10:40) What’s the dumbest purchase you regret? (32:12) What job would you want your spouse to have as a trophy husband? (47:01) What’s the least romantic restaurant to take a girl on a date? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebl...

Lock In Twin 21.02.2025

This week, the fellas discussed the following at the table: (6:02) Could you tell if someone was stalking you for a long time? (10:41) What necessities would you need to live in an underground city? (27:01) You lost the results of a gender reveal—do you tell the expecting parents? (38:45) What bad habits do you have? Thanks for the love and support! Stay tuned in for updates on future events! Foll...

Lil' Fine Shyt 14.02.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (1:41) Valentine’s Day advice and thoughts. 911:03) What’s the ideal meatball-to-pasta ratio? (19:14) Red flag or deal breaker? Sleeping with a baby blanket or stuffed animal. (33:18) When do you eat dinner? (46:00) What does "wife material" mean to you? Thanks for the love and support! Stay tuned for updates! Follow us @thebltp...

Big as the what? 06.02.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (5:39) If you made $1 million, how would people find out without you telling them? (19:23) How would you intimidate people as a Crime Mob Boss? (34:23) What’s the worst bug and why? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod Stay tuned for some exciting news!

Whole Lotta Nothin’ 31.01.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:10) Family Structure: Could you be a stay-at-home dad? (11:15) How would you make non-Big 4 sports more popular? (23:57) How would you sell out a friend? (38:47) What kids' movie would make the best horror film? Future announcements coming soon so stay tuned in! Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

'Till the Room Stink 23.01.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (00:59) Street Knowledge: Buy clothes you can run in. (4:12) How long could you work on a ranch as a cowboy? (16:56) What’s the worst animal to wake up to? (29:26) What would you do if you found out your partner was a professional spy? Like, share, comment, subscribe... Thanks for the love and support! Announcement coming soon!

Load in 4K 16.01.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (3:29) What’s the craziest food you can order at a sporting event? (18:09) Would you rather explore the ocean or space? (29:29) What’s one thing you do or like that makes you feel superior? As promised, we are back with full episodes! We hope you enjoy it as much as we did recording it! Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpo...

Just a Taste 09.01.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (2:51) Stop half-posting your boyfriend; it’s embarrassing. (11:57) You decide to break up with your girlfriend days before her sister’s wedding. Do you wait until after or do it before? Full episodes are back next week! Just something to hold you over! Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

Free Game for 2025 02.01.2025

At the table this week, the fellas discussed the following: (4:05) Would you spend 3 weeks of PTO like you did when you were younger? (6:37) Which fast food restaurant would you cater your holiday meal from? (22:50) Scenario: You and your younger sibling are dating mutuals. How do you respond? (33:25) What lessons did you learn in 2024? Happy New Year! We appreciate all of the love and support! Fo...

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