The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice commie cucks. Happy 4th of July! also happy 2 year anniversary of The Bloodybits Horror Show! We got a new theme, and the same old shit. And in real american fashion, we got fucking trashed and recorded a WAY too long episode for Uncle Sam. Fuck Joe Bob by the way. Stealing our thunder once again. But we make up for it by just barely editing this episode....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Catalan calumniators Here we are, at the penultimate (ultimate for you non-patreon bums) episode of Ital-June, and FINALLY Candice is pissed. We are covering a classic Argento Giallo., and joined by friend of the show DrChefRobby aka Robby aka Big Dick Rob. We break the film down, investigate the open source Italian police force, Tim laments the lack of...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charlie's cocklet factory co-workers. Here we are, with an off-cycle release. We interrupted this to get Strip nude for your Killer out a week earlier, and while that might have been the hornier movie, this is the better episode. Largely due to our guest. Friend of the show Charlie! Join us as we discuss the duck voiced killer, optimal nail configuration...

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Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice... sorry, i got distracted by all the (to quote Tim) "Tits tits tits" This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and creater of our album art, Wick. We are skipping around a bit in our recording order, and covering the horniest fucking Giallo i've ever seen. Strip Nude for your Killer.  First I get musical, Then Tim and candice get politic...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Collen coveters.  This week we are kicking off a month of Ital-june. That's right, all italian horror, all the time. And what better way to start the day than with Bobby from the Grindbin podcast. Long time friend of the show. We cover the 1981 Fulci classic, The Beyond. Dig deep into that lovecraftian cajun gumbo, with a side of sex and eye-olance. Chec...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chromosome crazies. We start it hard political, stay there for a bit, then get to the rape and murder most foul. As we tackle the 2021 masterpiece of Taiwanese horror The Sadness. By the way, a scene was cut from this where a zombie dude shit in the open skull of someone getting brain surgery in the hospital. Then the director said that scene is open sou...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cake Chuggers. This week, Tim finally gets his day. A serious, wisened Mr Yobo gets to school us all, even one Mike Wood from The Grindbin podast on the 2005 Crime Thriller classic Sympathy For Lady Vengeance.  directed by Park Chan-wook. Join us as we discuss the inherient flaws of deliver work, Candice points out that The Godfather glorifies mob life,...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cult cookoos.    This week I take a suggestion from my wife for the first time ever, Candice points out that all her suggestions involve killing babies. We watched The Void, a masterclass in low budget putting every cent on the screen. Practical effects that would make every gore-hound cream their jeans.  Then we talk loopholes, and boy oh boy, they are...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice console casuals. This week we take a trip to Raccoon City, where we investigate the very white fire relationship of the Redfields.  I cover my BOGO murder discount for women, Candice gets to just really feel herself, and run with the well actually nerdery, and Tim is along for the ride. Subscribe for more! https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Follow us on...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Callers of counterfit carnal chapman. here is the slop you all deserve. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. Back to the same old, same old, grindhouse tits and blood movies. Okay, so it WAS my pick. I brough Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio along for the ride, and i fucking love the movie, so what? Do you want to hear how our D&D game ended? https://www.pa...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cavern Crawlers. Dave is here again! Friend of the show joins us to put a bow on the campaign. Here we finally are, at the end of our journey, and what a journey it has been. The group finally unravels the mysteries of the haunted house on the hill that's haunted... manor. As they dig up all the families dirt.  Flesh monsters, cannibilism, human sacrific...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Concerned Citizens. Dave, aka Diamondback Manhunter is in t he hizzy for shizzy my... I can't say that worizzy. Join us once more, as the group finally begins to unravel the mysteries of literally The Death House campaign from The Curst of Strahd. But with my own spin on things. But you are aware of that you D&D dorks. Go listen to dave.  diamondbackmanh...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charisma catastrophys.  Here we are, rock you like a hurricane. back for episode 3. Joined once again by Dave, the party delves deeper into the Haunted spooky house. The fuck around with fire, Tim reads a letter, and it's like 5 mins of gameplay for every 30 mins of bullshitting. Go listen to dave.  diamondbackmanhunter.com  Follow us on twitter. Tim  @y...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Critical Failures. We're back, A dinosaur tale, joined by our friend Dave to dive back into the spooky haunted world of Dungeons and Dragons. Join us as we have a feast, Tim hides behind children, and the half orc lacks appreciation for the arts, orc SMASH! Go listen to dave.  diamondbackmanhunter.com  Follow us on twitter. Tim  @yobogold  Candice  @horr...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Charisma Critical failures. Well, here we are. A month of Dungeons and dragons. I have massive audio issues, causing my mic to clip. Sorry, but that's life i guess. We are joined  this month by professional nerd, and music maker Diamondback Manhunter (Dave) To delve into the dangerous world of Dungeons, and or dragons. No movies you fucks.   Go listen to...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Esoterica Cinema enthusists.  Welcome to the last round of March meta movie madness!   This wee we are joined by Jason, and Ryan from the Esoterica Cinema podcast to discuss the 2011 horror film Cabin in the Woods. Join us as we break down the many layers of this meta horror onion, discuss how to smoke pot from a merman, and tease the hell out of next months the...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice charred corpses. Today we continue our discussion on the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare. Joined again by bigtime Fred-Head Bobby from the Grindbin You don't need a freddy glove to cut your ball hair. get the lawnmower 4.0 at manscaped.com and use promo code BITS20 to save 20% on your order. If you want to support the sho...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice cold cadavers. This week, we continue with March meta movie madness, as we discuss the proto-scream that we all liked before it was cool. New Nightmare. And we know antime Freddy joins the bits, we need to bring on the expert Bobby Trippett from the Grindbin podcast.    You don't need a freddy glove to cut your ball hair. get the lawnmower 4.0 at manscap...

Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, and charles choosers. Here we are, born to be kings We're the princes of the universe   No Candice this episode. She wanted to make sure that our 100th was a good one, so she took the episode off. Then you wonder why there is a pay gap... But dear friend of the show Charles joined in on the festivities. I'll admit, I got a little misty for this episode. we hit the m...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice way too thirsty this episode. We are joined this week by JM Brandt, Writer of Swamp Dogs And this week, for week 2 of Manscaped March Meta Movie Madness, we are discussing the 2006 horror comedy Behind the mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Join us, as we talk about Tim Yobo shaving down his bush, toning his nutsack..  Go to manscaped.com and enter promo c...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, ........... , And Candice Candid Cameras. Welcome to the first week of. Manscaped's March Meta Movie Madness! Go to manscaped.com and enter promo code BITS20 to save 20% and get free shipping. Which we are kicking off with LONG time friend of the show Faustus. So strap in folks, as we have a nice long discussion of the 1960 Psycho counter part? Peeping Tom. For more from Fa...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Ed-heads, and Ed-heads. This week, I.... No one else, I discuss Lake Mungo. I also update you all on the state of the podcast, Give you a call to Axe-ion, and some shout outs to each and every one of our patreon members. Then, the fucking capper on the show. I trim my nose hairs LIVE on the show using the Manscaped Weed Whacker. All you motherfuckers should go get one, or s...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Casper Chasers. We have a very special episode for you today. Asherz from the Wednesdays We Talk Weird podcast joins us to discuss Paranormal activity. A not very good movie with a super cool boyfriend, a cool psychic, and an asshole demon. In this episode, Candice catches herself well actuallying and has a brief moment of shame. If you can't get enough...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candace corpse fuckers. Happy V-day! I hope you are getting whatever part you have wet, or pounded out/stroked to your liking! Or just eat a pizza, and watch some cartoon. Whatever. Love is in the air, and we were luck enough to be joined by the whould be infamouse on the show Asherz! You know, the one who brings all the best content. Well, spur of the moment sh...