The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cursed cadavers. Here we are, week 2 of Found-Uary, and we might just be at the best pick of the month. the 2007 Spanish horror film REC. If you have not seen it, you should. As we are going to spoil the shit out of it. if you want to support our show, leave a 5 star review. For access to bonus episodes, and the bloodbank..  Https://www.patreon.com/blood...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coffin rockers. This month we are celibrating the often maligned, unfairly in some cases, genera of found footage. That's right folks, it's Found-Uary, and what better way to kick it off than with the film that launched a million copycats. Join us, and Tim's cat as we discuss what we been consuming, innocent pranks in the woods with slime and hatchets, a...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Catsup coaters. Here we are at the end of Axe-shun month! This week we are discussing a true piece of garbage. The 1986 film Cobra. Sylvester Stallone. Join us as we discuss the food crimes, sex crimes, and crimes against good taste in general this film is guilty of.   if you want to support our show, leave a 5 star review. For access to bonus episodes,...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crouching Clap Catchers. This week, We discuss a shamefully underrated entry into the Hard Dick-ed catalog. Kung Fu Hustle. Join us, as we discuss farts, eating women out on their period, how cumming when you are on the rag helps with your cramps, the way I say the word beggar, and more things that have literally NOTHING to do with this amazing film.  if...

hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice conspiracy kooks.   This week we are joined by LONG time friend of mine, Diamondback Manhunter (aka Dave) To discuss the first entry int he Breeneverse Double down. Join us on our spirit quest, as we transcend the mortal coil of horror, and enter into the realm of  "action" according to Candice. Go see what Dave is up to. His music is the tits, and if yo...

Hello all you Ed-Heads. This week, I get entirely up my own ass, and interview two of the creative minds, and stars behind the cinematic Tour-De-Force Butt Boy. Tyler Cornack, and Tyler Rice.  What a pleasure it was having them on, we discussed so so much of Butt Boy.. Their inspirations, acting methods, deleted scenes and themes. Really just a feel good episode, mostly because Candice was not her...

Well, here it is! Us wishing you a merry Axe-mas... LIVE. We recorded this live, with music in the background, so I'm not editing it other than cleaning up the audio. Give you all a little peek under the robe... Also we talk about The Christmas Tales from the Crypt episode.   Join me, Candice, Tim, and a few drop ins from Steve, and Asherz! Check out more from Asherz on her page!  And if you want...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse Crunchers. Well well well, We wish you a merry Creeps-mas and a happy new steer, Which they are gonna fuck to be initiated into the Betas. Cause remember the Revenge of the Nerds movie, how they had to fuck sheep to try and rush the cool guys frat? Rubbers, what do we need rubbers for? Anyhow, Drunk Detective Tom, Mouth Breather, Walt Jr, and RC S...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crap collectors. We are joined once again by friend of the show Daniel from The Moustachioed Podcastio!   We are in the second week of Axe-Mas, and my true love gave to me. Butt Boy. The 2019 indie film about a serial killer who shoves people up his ass. Yep. Well, tune in, and enjoy.   OH BIG DEAL. If you love the show, and Respect Tim Yobo, Please go t...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Country Bumpkins. Welcome... to the first week of Axe-Mas! A whole month celebrating the birth of the most important man in the history of our world.... me.  We are joined this week by Asherz. A favorite of the show, and bringer of gifts. Such as the most brutal rape revenge film ever committed to celluloid. I Spit on your Grave. So trigger warning, we a...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos. Just the boys this week, as Candice has been banished to RT with her lover Dennis Miller. That guy really sucks. Anyhow, we are joined this week by the co-writer of Swamp Dogs JM Brandt! (Check him out on twitter!) He brought us, for the end of No-Vamper a deep cut. Tombs of the Blind Dead. I gotta say, I love this pick. The story makes no sense, it goes places...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice-don't attitude havers. We are being joined once again by Mike Wood, and Bobby Trippett from The Grindbin podcast to put a big ol bloody bow on Bordello of blood!   This week, we have a massivly divisive review of the movie. Rip on Dennis Miller, Tim and Candice don't like fun, and for once I HAVE TO CENSOR THE SHOW! Check out the Grindbin podcast at  htt...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coffin Coasters.... and special guests Mike Wood, and Bobby Trippett from The Grindbin Podcast. Just jamming their peanut butter all up in our chocolate.    This week, we delve deep into the darkest dankest decrepit dungeons of dread. As we discuss Bordello of Blood. Maybe the most research I've done on a podcast, it's the movie that killed a franchise....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Fang Bangers. Here we are, week 3 of No-Vamper, and we are joined by friend of the show, Wick! He makes our album art, and is a fun guy in the discord. That's basically all it takes to be a guest, oh and chemistry. Speaking of chemistry, Tim almost fucks his mic this week as we talk about Tobe Hooper's  Life Force. There is a barely legal French woman wh...

And here we go, the conclusion of the Twilight episode. Will Daniel hang through it all? Will Candice ever stop just flicking her flabby habby babby over these cold boys? no.  Are you team Edward, team Jacob, or team IDGAF?   you can check us out on twitter. Candice @HorrorHoochie69  handle. Tim @yobogold   and for no reason whatsoever Daniel @mpodcastio And don't forget our Patreon https://www.pa...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice fang bangers.  This week in No-Vamper we are covering one of the most controversial and divisive films to tackle the subject Twilight. We are joined by famed Twilight fan-fiction writer Gerard Noonan, who gives us a brief interview up front to let us know what he loves about the saga. Tune in later this week for the thrilling conclusion of the show, but...

Good evening all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Fang-bangers. Here we are, born to be king, and ruler of the universe! As we discuss the isolated, cold vampire horror 30 Days of Night. Zeke from The Faculty is the stoic cop, and a load of dead meat in Alaska play left-4-dead until the climax.   Hit us up on patreon https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits and it will get worse. It's vampires. So it w...

Wow. What a journey huh?   Fuck Zencastr. They are a shitty recording service. I will never use them again, I tried them for a trial they offered me for 3 months, and it's garbage. So note to all you people trying to sponsor the show, and provide me free shit, it better not be trash.    The audio slips, it goes out of sync, and I do my best to correct it, but here we are. Anyhow, it's a fun episod...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, Candy crushers, and pariahs of the metal messiah.   Here we are, at the end of ROCKtober, joined by Steve from being a listener, and friend of the show. Are we talking about Trick or Treat from 1986? You're damn Skippy. Like a Marc Price. Sammi Curr, Cheddar goblin, bare ass, tittys, ozzy, fuck gene simmons, and more! Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yo...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and not candice fans.   Well, here it is, a day late, but the thrilling conclusion of Deathgasm.    Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69   Also https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice candy crushers. Welcome to the fucking middle of Rocktober.   We are joined once again by the Birthday boy Sir Charles. A month long celebration of heavy metal in horror, a nd I don't think it gets any heavier, or metaler than this one. It's motherfucking Deathgasm. Blood, guts, tits, guitars, bros, piss squirt guns, what the fuck doesn't it have? I fool...

Hey buddy...   Halloween Kills let you down huh? Turns out it wasn't what you hoped it would be. No worries. You can slip into your most comfy fall sweater. The one with the holes, and the stain, but it's broken in. And you can join us, and finish up this metal magnum opus. We've all got rainbow eyes at this point.    Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69...

Hello all you Ed-Head's, Timbos, and Candy-crushers.   Here we are, rock us like a hurricane. As we are joined by none other than the shemp of the Grindbin podcast. Bobby Trippett to discuss the CLASSIC. Rocktober Blood.   I'm gonna defend this movie more than I should. It sucks, it's production value sucks, but them beats are tasty. Rainbow Eyes, and I'm back legit slap. We talk cum and mcdonalds...

And there it is. The finale of our coverage on the 1988 film Black Roses. Listen as we describe the last 75% of a movie in the same amount of time we spent on the first 25%. Will there STILL be a bunch of dumb asides? Of course!   Check us out on Twitter. me @eddietheaxe Tim @yobogold Candice @horrorhoochie69 And Kyle @KyleThunder   You can also hit up our patreon and make me make bonus episodes....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and the Candice queef squad.   Man o man do we have an episode. We are joined by friend of the show Kyle, who I made pre-game too hard because I cannot tell time. You see, he ended up drinking for a solid hour before we started recording. Which is a very professional move from him. Drinking while podcasting is what you SHOULD do. I was unprofessional, and got my tim...