The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos.... yup.   This week we are joined by LOOOOONG time friend of the show, Ashers from the wednesdays we talk weird podcast. As well as Cinema Historian, Film Philosopher, and Movie budd Wick to discuss one of my favorite movies of 2022 Terrifier 2.   We get into in HARD this episode. Sex, Drugs, and... mostly sex and drugs. We go too deep on Terrifier mythos, the end s...

Hello all you Ed - Heads .......... and candice people . This is one of those episodes where you gotta think a little bit . As we are joined by one of our best friends . Iago Faustus to   discuss Crimes of the Future . We wax poetic on what is an art ? How does the body and the psyche connect , and how can we attempt to transcend that connection?   We meditate on the cognitive dissonance of the hi...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cantankerous carnivors.  Welcome to the most, wonderful time of the year! Eddecember! A month full of my picks, and what a pick I picked for the first pick.... Fresh Spoiler filled podcast as always, so go watch the movie first. The podcast is worth the cost of admission for our advice alone. On dating in the modern era, from people who have never online...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cranberry Crotches. Thank you so much for spending your Thanksgiving week with the Bloodybits crew, we are joined, once again by our resident well stuffed bird.. It's Asherz!  And we are covering the 2007 tongue firmly in beak horror movie Thankskilling. Join us as Candice isn't insanely drunk. The Grays intercept Asherz internet in an effort to discredi...

Hello all you Ed - Heads , Timbos , and Candice copious cocktail consumers .   This week , we delve deeply into the woods . . The James Woods . As we discuss John Carpenters Vampires . A terrible movie about vampires , sadly directed by one of my

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clove coughers. Thank you for joining us in mid No-Vamper, this week we are talking about the worst fucking movie. Queen of the Damned. Ann Rice was a terrible writer, her books sucked, Interview with the Vampire was trash, and I'm glad her other two big books were smooshed into this. This movie crashed harder than Aaliyah... Get it? You know us,  https:...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse consigliere's   Well, here we are kicking off another No-Vampr with a Bang! 1992's Innocent Blood. Though there is no innocence on this episode. Least of all our guest, and the host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel. Join us as we derail the episode over and over Discussing the saddest subreddit for jacking off, complete with a dramatic reading...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corey cucks. Boo-gans, here we are, for a very special episode. Long tome Halloween stan Matt Anderson is back, to defend the divisive final chapter in the latest Halloween trilogy. Halloween Ends. Here is Matt on Elon Musk run social media! @mattbegins You know us,  https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits  Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitte...

Hello boils and ghouls.   Here we are with an interview with the legend. Writer and produced for Tales From the Crypt, The Outer Limits, and host of the How NOT to Make a Movie podcast A L Katz. What a wonderful interview it is. We discuss his beginnings on the Nightmare on Elm Street tv series. Freddy's Nightmares. His involvement in the creation of Children of the Corn 2, and finally his role in...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused Cell signals.  Here we are at the end of Swap-tober with none other than the wicked witch of the weird Asherz! joining us to talk about 2007 The Signal. Well, we try to. We get pretty side tracked talking about this disorder where the pee hole on ones penis is located in the wrong spot. Sometimes mid shaft, sometimes very much on the balls. Sorr...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cockroach consumers. This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, and occasional host of The Grindbin podcast Bobby Trippett. Who joins us just in time for maybe the most challanging week of Swaptober, Asherz pick. We discuss the 1993 Austrellian "horror?" film Bad Boy Bubby.  boy, does this episode go places. Much like Bubby, Come for the m...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and... Candice Cesare Cohorts. We have a very special bonus episode for you. Where we interview Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Clown in a Cornfield, Video Night, and many more.. Adam Cesare. Candice gushes, Adam is a delightful, charming, and dare I say, an open book, while I ask the hard hitting questions at the end. Please support him, and his work. Purchase his book...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Castle Cucks. Here we are in the middle of Swap-tober. and boy do we have a swap for you this week. A sister in-law cucking our protagonist! Tim, Candice, and I are joined by long time friend of the show Charles to discuss the 2015 horror fantasy Crimson Peak. Hand selected by friend of the show Iago Faustus. We try and do the movie justice in a purely p...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice covered in condensation corpses. This week, we kick off Swaptober with a BANG. The kind of bang Tim hates. A decent cult classic. Joining us for this week, longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus. We break down the strange rules of zombies in the film, dope addict strength, and Candice is insensed by the bad zombie science. For more from Faustus, please...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cantankerous commiseraters  What a week, the podcast recording fails for no real reason, then we pick it back up, and talk about Scanner Cop. What is a Scanner Cop? What are their powers? who knows.   Candice and I are surprisingly on the same page for a bit. Hear my stripper history, My Tarot busker history, and a surprisingly fun episode for such a shi...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Ian infatuated. This week we have a hum dinger of an episode. We are joined for the first time by my role model, Kurt Russell as the one and only Snake Plissken.  Who Candice dated a guy that was convinced Kojima took no inspiration from for the Metal Gear series. A harsh inditement on the intellect of Candice, and her romantic interests at the time. Tim...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice CSB converters.  Here we go, Shuffle-tember. A month of hitting random on an already random selection of movies.. The Bloodbank. What could be more fitting that a 2 hour movie made by nobodies, with with somehow sub Lawnmower man CGI, and just attaching itself like a dried out crusty flake of feces to a slightly too short ass crack hair to the rotting co...

Nope.. Just straight up nope. I learn that Candice, and Charles have betrayed me. Don't worry, as the bigger man I forgive them. It turns out that the "listener" that requested this movie was none other than fucking Candice. So here we go.  Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast joins us, and tells us his wife's stories about growing up in Forks Washington. A town I hope that one day Charles, and Can...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice Clown Cynics.  Do we have a treat for you. WIth a big red nose (From the boozing) and two floppy shoes (indicitive that my cock size is prodigious) or the smile I wear proudly every single day.. Terrifier!  You asked for it, we covered it. Tim and I both loved it! since we love fun. Candice might have had her best "I know what the twist is going to be" m...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concerned citizens. This week, we are discussing a flawed masterpiece... a disasterpiece maybe? Deadbeat at Dawn. The movie that has it all, and the podcast that has it all. I whine about first world problems, talk about reading a book, and the Flintstones-esque internet Candice has in Missouri i dunno. I guess the stack of rocks they put shiny things on...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Crack consumers. This week, we got a special request from Sophie on twitter. Thats how they wanted to be addressed, so you know who you are. So, midway into listener request month, and we have a movie that on paper Candice should hate... yet she loves it. See, she likes being treated a little rough. Paranoia, aliens, cults, cosmic horror, and crack rock...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Kraft Dinner consumers. Welcome to the frist week of Listener request month. This week we are covering the Peter Fonda, Warren Oats film Race with the Devil. From 1975, it hits that Satanic Panice vibe that we are all in love with. Though Candice has words to share with you modern, constitution supporting, pro choice satanists. Where are your robes, and...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cretaceous cucks. We are finishing big dumb american movie month with maybe the stupidest movie yet. Fuck me this series fell off hard. I couldn't be bothered to take decent notes, but it's cool the film makers couldn't be bothered to make a coherent movie. Next month is Listener Request month. Put in your requests! call the line 323-4-the-axe You know u...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice clap catchers.   Well, it had to happen once right? fucking riverside.fm fucked me in my asshole, and our episode for the highlander got fucked. well, fortune smiles upon you all, because here we have a very special backup episode. This is seriously Iago Faustus presents Lisa and the Devil. A wonderful Italian horror smack dab in the middle of big dumb a...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cam jam cleats. Thank you so much for joining us in week 2 of Big Dumb American horror. This week, we are joined once again by longtime friend of the show Iago Faustus, in a real fish out of water scenerio, as we discuss Piranha 3d. Join us as we squabble over Chinese ghosts, I tease our new album art, and Candice's husband is secretly the best Co-Host o...