The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cunt Clouds... Like a cloud server, cause serving up.. you get it, we all get it.. it's great. This week we are headed back out to the boonies, cause we are digging deep into the 1988 rental hero Pumpkinhead. A movie with some terrible fucking acting, amazing practical effects, and a good ol fashion hodgepodge of psudo pagenism, and christian folklore.  ...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cockroach Corralers This week we are kicking off Harvest June, a month dedicated to the Folk horror subgenera. And what better way to kick it off than with maybe the GOAT, no not Black Phillip. The Wicker Man. I actually did some research on this movie, and learn that Christopher Lee was the proto Keanu Reeves.  Lots of fun covering this film, bitching a...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Candice Car Copulators .     This week we are joined by a longtime friend of the show, and host of the Grindbin podcast Mike Wood. As we discuss the 2021 horror movie Titane. We cover every lurid detail of the most beat- offable movie so far! All the nipples, cooze oils, and incestuous will they/ won't they you can handle in 1 podcast.   For more of  Mike , chec...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cave-dwelling cannibalistic consequences of catastrophic colonialism.  This week we load up the wagon, and take a fun filled trip through the desert as we discuss the 2006 Hills Have Eyes remake. This week Tim and I duel with some real fucking haymakers of humor. Candice got her Legend of Zelda game from her ungrateful family, and I drop some of the most...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Coochie Conceled Carriers. This week we break down the 03 remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The first of the Platinum Dunes horror remakes, and I think the best. Tim suffers through it all with a little help from a damp Beil.  I think the two most important things to pay attention to this episode are 1. Candice did NOT get the new Zelda game for Mothers...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candle Crammers. In support of the writers strike, I'm going to write my own podcast description. This week we talk incest, gore pits, night vision blowjobs, and celibrate CInco De Mayo, Mexicos liberation from the French won at the Alamo. I wonder if they ever screened House of Wax at the Alamo. Anyhow, we land on Jar Jar's gaping asshole, which i've us...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice something with a c something else with a c.. You know the drill. watch me put no effort into this description. In this episode of The BloodyBits Horror Show, Eddie the Axe, Tim Yobo, and Candice delve into the slimy and terrifying world of the 1988 film The Blob. Join our hosts as they discuss the gruesome special effects, the iconic soundtrack, and the...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cult conspiritors. This week, we are joined by one of my favorite guests, long time friend of the show, and occasional guest on The Grindbin Podcast (kidding, he's the co-host) Bobby Trippett. To discuss the long forgotten fake freddy flick, Bad Dreams. So much cult talk, veering into politics, and narrowcasting to an audiance that just does note exist....

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cap controlling casios.   This week, we are diving deeply into the world of Weng Weng in For Yur Height Only., We are joined by long time friend of the show, and host of The Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel. We talk about Agent double o, the one and only 2 foot 9 filipino actor Weng Weng. I rattle off some fun facts about the dude, play some exclusive inter...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Camp Counselors (That one was too easy.) Welcome to week 2 of fake-pril. The quality of the wordplay should indicate to you how solid a theme this month is. We are talking about movies that are rip-offs of of other movies.. sort of. And here we have the mother of all rip offs, kind of. Friday the 13 th . We are joined by Jason superfan, Jonny. Who drops...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators.    This week, we kick off fake-pril, a month of movies that were maybe ripping off other movies? Whatever, it's pretense enough for me. We are joined by long time friend of the show Terry McCollum. And boy howdey, is this a banger. Join us as Terry shares his tale of the facebook farter. and we dive deep into the bestiality, blackface,...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice can crushers.   This week, we have a fun-dipped good time with Mike Wood from The Grindbin podcast to discuss a maybe too good bad movie. Don't Fuck in the Woods. Tim's cat tries to ruin the recording as always. That or Tim fucks it up, and blames the cat. Then, ok the first guy in the movie looks like me. I get it, let’s move on. Candice regales us with...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Corey Cravers.   You're in for a real treat this episode. We had to sit through a fucking terrible movie, so you get to sit through us picking it apart. So much discusion about aussie repairmen, Fake Razor Ramone, and Candice brags about a gas station clerk offering to "Fill her up" whatever that means. Left some behind the scenes editing stuff in...

I already regret this. Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice catastrophe conjurers. This week we have to fucking deal with Rob Zombie taking another swing at the Halloween series. How does he do? He somehow manages to make every character in the film unlikable. Insane. We spin off into politics of course, so if you hate that, tough shit. I hated watching this fucking movie, deal with it. On...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cave Crawlers. This week we are joined by a very special guest, mainly because he likes D&D, not because he hates A24 movies, and The Shining... Mr Clay Vermulm. Author of Crevasse https://www.clayvermulmfiction.com/ We are here today to discuss Candices number 2 movie, and a movie I thought was alright, The Descent. A movie about a women who suffers a t...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cosmic catastrophes.   Well, here we are, and the end of the month where we talk about things we always wanted to talk about, and BOY OH BOY a beast of a movie. Event Horizon. As much as a don't like space movies... this one can get it. Listen in, as I drop an EPIC well, actually. Candice talks about her ex-boyfriends again, and Tim and I share a tender...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Capcom companion's   This week, we are joined by a real podcaster, Jordan Morris from the Jordan Jesse Go podcast. He brought us the CLASSIC 2004 film Resident Evil 2. Join us as we break down the movie, Candice, well actually's at a professional level, and Tim and I just try and keep up with 2 real Resident Evil heads. Check out @jordan_morris   On Twit...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice conjoined crazies. Well, here we are. In the middle of spring cleaning for the show. This week, I got around to watching Malignant, so we're getting around to the debate. Candice VS Tim. Then, stay tuned for my opinion, and prediction. You know us https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Class Clowns.   It’s a new month! This month the theme is kinda movies you watch high, and kinda movies we have been meaning to get to for a while now. What better movie than The Faculty. It’s an all star cast, with a million drop ins from “Oh that actor is in it!” to “Wow that’s a creepy goatee on him… Ugh.” You know us  https://www.patreon.com/bloodybi...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine Copulators.    This week, Teen Wolf, Lil, Mikey Fox says the F slur, and I'm stunned. We get into all sorts of discussions about it. The whipped cream hogtie at the party, MJF's dick print in the shower, and how the town bully straight up killed the heroes mom. I guess that was cool to do, just shoot a person dead to rights in the dome... FUCK The...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine canoodlers. Here we are at week 3 of Janu-Were-y, and this week we are discussing the 2000 movie Ginger Snaps. If you want Canadian high school girls getting all hairy, scary, and with a few extra nipples, then look no further than this masterpiece of film. Candice talks about her “she's all that” moment, Tim laments his lack of goth girl encounte...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused by… yeah. This week we are joined by LONG time friends of the show Steve and Izzy of the Everything I learned From Movies podcast to discuss Wolfen. For the middle of Janu-were-y. Candice wildly confuses Gregory Hines with Jaleel White. Which I think says more about her than all of us. And Tim gets real nitpicky about some shit for a good reason...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cannabis Consumers. This week, we are joined for a very serious, politically charged episode of the Bloodybits. As we cover the Nixon satire Werewolf of Washington. We are joined by longtime friend of the show, and fellow commie pig-dog Mike Wood from the Grindbin podcast. Wow, do we just ignore every old person reference that Tim brings up, though we do...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice canine cravers. This week, we are joined by longtime friend of the show Daniel from the Moustachioed Podcastio to talk about 2002 Dog Soldiers. We go over our New Years Resolutions, Tim gets really hung up on the realism and minutia of the werewolf folklore of the film, and Candice proof reads my typos for lack of anything better to do, I guess. Oh, also...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice co-conspirators. This week on The Bloodybits Horror Show. We discuss Twilight Eclipse.  The Culmination of a challange which saw Candice watching the first two seasons of Breaking Bad. Eddie totally watches the film, answers all of Candice's trivia questions, and in fact DUNKS on them both with his knowledge to the tune of... them thinking he read the bo...