The Bloodybits Horror Show

Hello all you Ed-Heada, Timbos, and Candice covetous creatures.   This week we talk about a small, wise cracking Irish asshole..No not Tim Yobo, it's the Leprechaun. Come for the Rachel, stay for the weird three "brothers" who paint? What's that all about? Candice the Author, Tim... Is just Tim, and I come up with a fun 99 problems riff about the fat guy eating the coin. You know us, https://www.p...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Chronologically Confused Cadets, This week, we head on out to New Angeles to check in on Bimmy, Jimmy, Abobo, and the T-1000 with his best Brian Bozworth hairdo, as we discuss the live action Double Dragon movie. You know you always wanted to hear Tim Yobo react to the who's the boss chick beer-bonging spinach to a man in some sort of like Super Shredder...

Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice no Cappys.   This week, we are plumbing the depths of the video game movies, and talking about Super Mario Bros. So we went out and got one of our favorite brothers. Terry! He returns, with only slightly fewer stories about a man's farting asshole.   We talk about Candice's husband's porn habits, slight people from the south, Jersey, and I think several...

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Kandice Kombat Konnoisseur's This week, we are packing our bags like Mr Cage, getting on a boat, like everyones favorite kombatant Art, and headed to Outworld to talk about the Klassic Mortal Kombat. I'm glad we kovered this episode mostly because I get to do my Kristopher Lambert impression. Which was all but lost to the ellusive forgotten Highlander episode.  ...

Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cammy chronologically confused combatants. This week, we kick off November, a month of video game movie merriment, and we start it off with a BANG. the JCVD-led, coke-fueled, Gomez Adams killing movie Street Fighter. Tim gets very upset that Vega never climbs up on a fence or cage wall. I get pissed about garbage bags never fitting in the fucking kitche...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Corpse fuckers.   This week for Halloween you are in for a real treat. Flaming marshmallows, corpse fucking, silver dollar nipples and a mentally slow man trying to screw the head of a dead 14-year old. NO i'm not talking about a republican party picnic, I'm talking about the movie Dellamorte Dellamore (Cemetery Man) Join us as we have the best time ever...

Hello all you Ed - Heads , Timbos , and Candice not even gonna try . But that fits this title so well , as we are joined by Steve to discuss the 1992 movie only our discord has heard of Ax ' Em . Join us , and we try and scrut the inscrutable . All the while narrowly walking that tight rope of making a joke that is over the line . There is no way you ' ve seen this . If you have , let me know plea...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy stripers. This week, we are joined by long time friend of the show, host of the Moustachioed Podcastio Daniel Segura to discuss the 1992 piece of shit Dr Giggles. Candice brought this one in because some asshole on Instagram said it was his dying wish. Imagine how sad that would be, you're dying, and your make a wish fairy is Candice. Anyhow, we co...

This is a movie about Candice . Hello all you Ed - Heads , Timbos , and Candice Cold showers . This week , we dive into the highly erotic thriller Single White Female . Tim and I give this movie two big ol throbbing juicy thumbs up , and Candice loved it causes she lived it .  Tim offers up his unique New York experience on the movie . Lending his own unique insights on the logistics , while I jus...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos (for the first 75% of the show) and Candice correct computers. This week, we break down the cult classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A movie filled with actors just taking a character out for a spin, and having a fantastic time. I introduce Candybot 2000 to the show, An enhanced candice with a self evolving AI brain. A learning computer. Tim cannot believe it, I fooled...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cybron Corperation Cops.    This week, WOW. We are just putting a button on 1991 with the most direct to VHS 1991 ass movie I've ever seen. Future Kick. Where Don "the pseudodragon" Wilson is in a totally obvious Terminator parody. That is also Blade Runner, and according to at least one person on par with They Live. It's insanity, and you have to watch...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cabbage Patch Cunts. This week we are covering the 1991 horror movie Dolly Dearest. It's the OTHER 90's doll movie that you kinda remember the cover of. I gotta say, shocked how passable this film was. We break it down and talk about all the important bits. How drunk Rip Torn is scene to scene. What the mother is wearing, How often you can see down her s...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Call Center Coochie concessionaire's   This week, we are talking about 976-evil 2. Another entry in the WTF happened? world of horror sequals. We talk about all the greatest hits in this insane movie. From dollar store renegade, to maybe the first recorded incident of someone getting dressed in teh shower, while it's running.   You know us  https://www.p...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chronologically confused creeps. This week, we are joined by JM Brandt, and Tom Neapolitan. The writer and artist on the upcoming one shot Swallower of Shades to discuss the 1991 cult horror hit, Puppet Master 3: Toulon's Revenge. Quick question. Did we need the doll movie to have a Nazi plot line? No, ok it's not just me. Well no bother, because if you...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice chronologically confused creatures. This week, we are joined once more by long time friend of the show, Co-Host of the Ed and Matt on Campus podcast, as well as the mighty peculuar podcast.. Matt Anderson. And boy oh boy is he in for a treat, He finally gets to bask in the pure bliss of Gremlins 2. Learn so much behind the scenes, cameo, and secret littl...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cockroach cowards. This week we break down the 1990 horror comedy Arachnophobia. Candice creams her jeans over Julian Sands, and I get called out over pointing out some boobage in the film.  Also if you don't get to hear this on time, or even if you do, blame Candice. She fucked up, and was late to record. It ruined Tim's dinner. You know us  https://www...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice concupiscent Candy stripers. This week we take a little detour from our regularly scheduled 90s programming, because we've run into the quintessential Bloodybits horror movie. 1988 Pin. Join us, as our minds are blown time and time again by the sexiest movie of all time. It's got naughty nurses, brother and sister Cosby milk antics, incest, and me doing...

Hello all you Ed - Heads , Timbos , and Candice colon cannons ( cause i guess Tremors become ass blasters . I dunno .) This week , we are joined once more by the host of The Grind bin podcast , and longtime friend of the show Mike Wood to discuss the 1990 cult horror hit Tremors . Join us as we go over several embarrassing stories about Candice ( Fancy ) ramming the biggest white cock in Missouri...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cardio Corpses.   This week we get in shape, and feel the burning sensation attached to working out.. nothing else I swear, as we barely talk about this barely a movie feature. But more important, we talk about the transitional period in horror known as the early 90s.   Think of this episode as a little extra on the bull shit up top, and a lot less on th...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, TImbos, and Candice... screw her, no nickname for her. She said I wouldn't participate in Ed and Matt on campus in good faith, so nuts to her!   Welcome to the final week of hard dick-ed July, this week we are joined by long time friend of the show, co-host of The Grindbin podcast, and a guy who has for sure posed nude in a mirror, and said I AM THE LAW Bobby Trippett. (Tho...

Hello, all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Candy Crushers! This week we are swinging on a star straight into the toilet as we talk about the massive box office flop, Hudson Hawk.   Join Tim and Candice as they whine and complain for 2.5 hours about a movie that some section of the internet enjoys. I'll bet either Shane or Terry loves this movie. You get Mr. Willis singing, not so much dancing. T...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Cyberdyne conspiricy crazies. For week 2 of Hard D July we are here to talk about a Mt Rushmore position holder of action movies. Terminator 2. Candice creams herself over the T-1000, we all remember being children, or hopped up on pain pills the first time we saw it, and Candices daughter terminators her brother. BTW, here is the hilarious WKUK clip we...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos and Candice chrome crotches. This week we are covering maybe the best action film of the last 10 years. Mad Max Fury Road. Join us as I was poetic about America for this Fourth of July. Candice won't stop bragging about Final Fantasy, and Tim thinks he might have his best pick yet. You know us,  https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits  Hit us up on twitter. you can check...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Canine copy crushers. This week we are wrapping up Folk Horror month with a bang, well a bunch of bangs, as we discuss Infinity Pool. The third feature from Brandon Cronenberg. Tim gushes over Mia Goth, Candice gets to see maybe her elast favorite on screen dong, and I lose my mind over how fucking amazing this film is. Go see it. You know us,  https://w...

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice cracker ass cultists. We're back for the latest entry of Harvest June, and this week we are bringing you a damn solid entry. The Ritual with long time friend of the show, host of the Wednesdays we Talk Weird podcast, Asherz. Join us as we break down wicker man fucking, last meals from the biscuit barn, and tease the greatest bonus episode of all time  If...