The Big If

What if we're all just being too prude? The fellas are joined by Sex & Relationship Coach, Gemma Nice, to discuss the concept of erotica dosing, attachment styles, and EFTs. Prepare for some self-reflection perhaps the most substantive episode of The Big If ever.

What went into the decision to paint the Arnold Water Tower blue? In this politically sensitive episode, the boys wade into conspiracy territory to discuss the Arnold City Council, the Public Water Supply District 1 of Jefferson County, and the key players involved in perhaps the most disappointing event ever to strike Arnold, Missouri. Was there collusion between council members and the Public Wa...

Is girth in the eye of the beholder? The guys team up to talk about transatlantic masturbation, pulling back the cloak of anonymity, and the official size classifications of a micro-penis (P.S., it's 3.67"). It's not all dirty talk though, as the guys contemplate the fallout of political violence and this year's presidential election. RIP to Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons. Thanks to our new sponsor,...

These are the semesters of our lives. So it goes when Luther & D'Angelo talk about Rotary Clubs, holding hands while signing the national anthem, and sexual aftercare. "I pledge allegiance to my parents who live in an America where one hopes cashmere flags would be a thing." Have an interview, sponsorship, or topic you want to share with The Big If? Drop us a note at thebigifpod@gmail.com

Luther loathes massages. Luther's Dad's chair collapses. J. Cole apologies, and the global average penis size is 5.19". Feeling proud of yourself, big boy? Write to us at thebigifpod@gmail.com. Let's talk topics, interviews and sponsorships.

On this fine St. Louis Day, the guys talk about prank calls and T-levels, what it means to Helen Hunt the situation, dentistry, food poisoning, and the glory days of American Gladiator. Have an interview, sponsorship, or topic you want to share with The Big If? Drop us a note at thebigifpod@gmail.com

The guys welcome a new local sponsor, John's Berets. on the table is vigilantism, calf roping, and one New Yorker's attempt to beat up immigrants. Things are great.

Among other things, the guys talking about writing for women with menopause and what else comes in vortexes. And yes, this will in fact be my first rodeo.

The guys talk about infiltrating Antarctica's prison culture, which celebrity has a #finsta, and kink bucket lists. Also, do you have any prized possessions?

The guys talk get into 90's movies with D2 the Mighty Ducks & Jimmy Dolan from The Air Up There. Also, does Morgan Freeman like his own voice?

Tone Loc writes in to the show, the origins of trick or treating, and celebrity worship.

In the Season 3 Premiere of The Big If, Luther & D'Angelo bring that fuckin' heat! Luther takes a shortsighted swipe at Tone Loc. D'Angelo explores the limits of sexuality at 7:20 in the morning. Choo Choo Daniels of Denver, CO writes in about his experience in the theater. You'll hear from the NY Post, Dear Diedre, and the one condition in which kinks can be shamed. Can a leopard really chang...

Take heart as the guys get into the whole Boebert/Beetlejuice thing. Lo and behold, they also get their first email from long-time fan Helga O'Brien of Fenton, MO. Also, we check in with Dear Diedre. Lexi was a Libra.

The fellas dive right back into the cesspool of dating as D'Angelo details the endorphin rush of matching on a dating app.

While D'Angelo drives Luther to Lambert International, the two contemplate what Mizzou football's record will be this season.

Luther & D'Angelo finally have their first sponsor... sort of. Do most of our listeners fly fish? No. But that isn't stopping esteemed guest Jason Riley from offering a discount on his new fly fishing gear to all the Ifsters out there. Use code BIGIF at checkout and let's make him regret the offer.

Luther & D'Angelo Dig in on Olympic age limits, embarrassing retail purchases, and ponder the possibility of D'Angelo Moceanu. Also... are ghosts making a comeback?

The fellas talk about Dollar Tree condoms, Jamaican Empanadas, and getting in shape for another #HotBoiSummer

Luther & D’Angelo discuss the Tiffany Gomas saga and D’Angelo’s infatuation with the mysterious woman. Why did anyone buy DVDs? Oppenheimer. Is Chris Sapphire coming back? Our new partnership with Bare Fishing Co. Bruno Mars and Las Vegas. D’Angelo is ready to reverse his vasectomy. Twitter. Luther is coming to St. Louis.

In what may some are calling the most deviant episode yet, the guys talk about cutting out vices, D'Angelo bravely unboxes an extra sexy Amazon package, and Luther ponders how many child zombies he could take out. Also, we got our first email. Want to appear on the next Big If? Hit us up at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

You still haven't written to Luther and D'Angelo at thebigifpod@gmail.com , but no matter. The guys are back to talk about the origin of beefs, the beanie babies fiasco of the 90's, Varsity Blues, Fraggle Rock, tantric techniques and Coconut thrusts. If you enjoy this episode, let us know at thebigifpod@gmail.com If you don't like this episode, let us hear it at thebigifpod@gmail.com We do not kin...

Luther and D'Angelo are back with hard-hitting, meaningful life questions such as, "What do you picture when you picture a Jamaican man?" Listen in as the guys joined by a very special guest from Chat Roulette. Michael talks about Freaky-Friday'ing with Chris Brown, adolescent side hugs, and an explicit vision of his own death. Want to speak with 2 lonely 30-somethings about literally anything? Wr...

Thanks to Chat Roulette, Luther and D'Angelo FINALLY find a winning format. Listen in as the guys interview a complete stranger across the world in Bangladesh, who regals us with an original folk-inspired song. And please, for the love of Mike Shannon, write to us at thebigifpod@gmail.com . We literally do not say no.

D'Angelo has a BIG IF on his plate, and it could go any number of ways. The guys also talk about frequenting an old-timey photo business, and antiquing in Potosi, MO. Wanna be mentioned by the guys? Follow us on IG now @thebigifpod. It's not so great right now, but we're working on it. Do you have questions, sponsorship offers, or interview ideas? Wanna weigh with some advice for D'Angelo? We don'...

Luther & D'Angelo proclaim themselves top 10 all-time Cassie Moore fans, then proceed to build their ideal Super Bowl halftime show around her music. Listen in as the guys list their Mt. Rushmore of awful politicians, give shoutouts to new Instagram followers (what up, Amanda Chellew!), and marvel at the cajones of one George Santos. By the way, this is not a political podcast. Wanna be mentio...