The Big If

Luther & D'Angelo jump into their workstreams and circle back to chasing a dream that's part-time come true. Listen in as the guys talk about texting "b*hole" to their coworkers, magic mushrooms, egos, social media, and a very special ad for our unofficial sponsor, Oklahoma Smokes. Also, we're on Instagram! Follow us now @thebigifpod. Do you have questions, sponsorship requests, or interview i...

It's official... D'Angelo & Luther are back on their bullshit. Hot Boi Summer 2.0 is coming and the fellas are mixing it up with nutritional goals, shaved asses, water challenges, and temptation wicking technology. Time to clean your fucking basket, people. Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We have literally never said no. Send us your thoughts at thebigifpod@gmail....

In this special one-off episode, Luther & D'Angelo recap the exciting finale of Season 5 of Netflix's reality TV social media competition, The Circle. Find out who won, who flopped, who shined, and what does "manstrating" mean? Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We have literally never said no. Send us your thoughts at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

Special guest Kimber Gurss joins Luther & D'Angelo to chop it up about shower habits, adult circumcision, turkey basters, and more! Strap in for the most titillating Big If yet. Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We have literally never said no. Send us your thoughts at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

Luther & D'Angelo kick off the 2023 season with some hard hitting dialogue about juice cleanses, Marvin from the Circle Season 5, the best times to enjoy a fat lipper, Karen's Diner in St. Louis, and pregnant women drinking Budweiser. Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We have literally never said no. Send us your thoughts at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

Luther & D'Angelo close out 2022 with their first ever in-person podcast! Listen in as the guys talk about resolutions, kink shaming, the gay fishing community, and of course, The Circle Season 5. "We are excited!" This special episode also features a muy especial appearance by guest producer and all around beauty, Luther's wife! Do you have questions, angry comments, or interview requests? We...

In their most anxiety-inducing Big If episode to date, Luther & D'Angelo air out old grievances and hand out star ratings to people we know. Names are named, including you, Scatman John. Questions, comments or interview inquiries? We literally don't say no. Send us your requests at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

The Big If just surpassed its first year of episodes! Join Luther & D'Angelo as they put Rep. Vicky Hartzler on blast, examine the plumbing dilemmas associated with helmet nachos, and award one lucky nation Listening Country of the Year . Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

Back to business at The Big If. Luther & D'Angelo serve up a warning for the Netherlands ahead of their World Cup match against USA. The guys also ponder how many moons there are in 14 years, calf compliments from Phil, and officially declare that we are anti-BMI. Oh and Cassie... sorry for the "Desantis" remark. Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at thebigifpod@gmai...

Un Big If muy especial as D'angelo dials in from Mexico!!! Join us as he takes time out from his solo vacation to discuss the best places to get horny, the mesh lining in swimming trunks, and hauling a suitcase up and down the streets of Tulum. Questions, comments or interview inquiries? Send us a message at thebigifpod@gmail.com .

Luther & D'Angelo extol the virtues of me time, scheme up ways to make TSA agents give thanks, and lay out the 2 main rules of the podcast: 1 – We don't kink shame 2 – We don't judge books by covers Follow, download and keep up with The Big If on your favorite podcast platforms. Email us at thebigifpod@gmail.com . And

Live from Madison Square Garden. Top 5 Knicks of all time. Carmelo Anthony vs Jeremy Lin. Do dolphins have sex for pleasure. Jeff had the best day of his life in Costa Rica. The guide smashed a yellowfin tuna over the head with a brick. Jeff felt like provided for his tribe. Super Bowl halftime show. 2000’s rap and r&b. 50 Cent. Zero Proof Ritual Tequila. Mushrooms. The claw machine at South C...

D’Angelo & Luther recap D’s excruciating week competing on Season 2 of The Circle on Discord. Shout to Danielle, Stormy, and Ryan for hosting the game. Shout to all he players: Jo’Lise aka Adrian, Luke, Holly aka Alisha, Debbie, Harriet aka Alex, Gwen, Demi aka Jazzy, Tonya aka Jessi, James, Tristan, Lainie, and SEASON 2 WINNER DESREE.

Review of the Cassie Moore interview. TMA should hire Kurt for social media. Kurt started on Season 2 of The Circle. Kinda. Why did Gwenyth Paltrow name her kid Apple? Holly and Jo’Lise. Harriet was a catfish. Demi and Kurt are gonna TikTok collab. We need to get Cassie Moore and Jo’Lise together. Malkovich. Timberlake. Taylor Swifts new album. F you Taylor Swift. But seriously come on the podcast...

The boys are nervous to talk to Cassie. Jeff likes “Cinderella’s Gonna Stay Up Late.” Kurt is a Stan for Steadfast Eyes. Cassie joins us. She just saw a double rainbow. What does her perfect night at the club look like? What’s it like to hear your own music played? #ShareTheSimmi Kurt’s dog is excited for the interview. Coconut. The autonomy of being an independent artist. The entertainment indust...

Is this what traction feels like? What time do you wake up? Jeff takes women’s vitamins his wife buys him. Feeding the Las Vegas Golden Knights. Side hustle business meeting at a strip bar on a Monday. Club Imperial. Let’s go find some sluts. Switching from Galaxy to iPhone. Dating apps. Dating app horror story. The Cheesecake Factory hustler. One of the worst dating app dates ever. Hey were you m...

Chris Sapphire from Season 1 of The Circle on Netflix joins us to talk about his experience as a final four contestant on the show. Who would play him in the biopic of his life? His wardrobe and style. Kurt has his back arched and his blessings in the air in a Patrón poster. Manscaped. Your balls and kitty will thank you. Chris gives Kurt and Jeff pet names. Trade & Pimp Daddy. What opportunit...

Big Announcement. Chris Sapphire from Season 1 of The Circle is joining us this week. DMs have been active. Are we the only podcast to land Chris AND Shooby? Jeff wants sapphire as his birth stone. Kurt was selected to play in a virtual version of The Circle on Discord. Should he be a catfish? Should he be our friend Jason? Legends of the Hidden Temple. Chris is a Virgo. Will he have the poster of...

Monty & Gladys join the show briefly, Should we go private with our listeners, People enjoyed he Addison Rae dad cheating story, Grilled Cheese Cuck, Kurt uses a saxophone cleaner as a prop for his TikToks, We’re on Spotify now, Are we legitimate?, The Big If is HUGE in Belgium, German is a waste of time, Jeff’s 4 year wedding anniversary, he still thinks about Fez….or is it Zep?, Starbucks Pi...

The guys talk Season 1 of The Circle, Drink review Alani Nu Blue Slush and coconut water, Addison Rae’s dad’s mistress, hair restoration, Scott Van Pelt did NOT go to Mizzou, Jeff’s potentially life altering experience at the Jimmy V Foundation Frund Raiser and Auction, Coach K, Country music and BBQ, St. Louis vs Chicago, Sam Hunt, going to concerts alone, Kurt saw the craziest thing he’s ever se...

Jeff & Kurt discuss Obama getting behind the wheel of a car, glory holes, taking the ACT, adults asking other adults to use the restroom, teleprompter fails, Roman Swipes working TOO well, and more.

Jeff and Kurt discuss the time their high school boy band had to dance in a cigar bar full of 60 year old men, adult star Lisa Ann , and three-way calls gone wrong.

Kurt and Jeff chat with Runner-Up from season one of Netflix’s hit series The Circle.