The Big Humble

Matt and Morgan wish a happy birthday to Scatman Crothers, Jewel, Drew Carey, and Aaron Donald, celebrate World Turtle Day, set their plan to beat Rick Caruso, and start a podcast war with every podcast of note in Los Angeles.

Matt and Morgan talk about escaping prison, suing someone for calling you gay, Alex Jones, reality stars, their WWE pitches, and which famous scientist is the best.

Matt and Morgan talk about Mother's Day, Andrew WK, Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs list, Kelly Clarkson becoming a cultural icon, plastic chairs, old people driving bad cars, and a celebration of the first ever Tuesday the 10th.

Matt and Morgan figure out what song would be picked first overall, talk about their infamous foot race that Matt won, if they would buy a yacht or not, Elon's plan to save the world, Bhad Bhabie's $50,000,000, and touch on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (finally).

Matt and Morgan talk about being monks, which celebrities they would orally pleasure, Mike Tyson's airplane fight, and they rewrite the Lord's Prayer.

Morgan is back from Costa Rica and the boys talk about Al Capone, Rebecca Black, the BLM mansion, ASAP & Rihanna, Everything Everywhere All At Once, doing things alone, and Coachella.

Matt and Morgan talk about the effects of getting attacked by film twitter, Matt's trip to SLC, peeing the bed, Anton LeVey, and Matt's Uncle Millard's missing finger.

Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell talk about black magicians, friends that are girls, getting rid of gravity, replacing ambulances with helicopters, and why time exists.

Comedian Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell discuss Will Smith's slap, the Oscars being boring, Brett Ratner being a bad tipper, mean internet comments, and why you should hit your kids.

Comedian Matt Lockwood and Waitress Morgan talk about activating menace mode, trans athletes, cancelling electronics, how to tickle your friends, COPS, and which peeing experience they would marry.

The boys celebrate Pi Day, talk about their hatred of nerds, discuss their plans as president, and hate on men who talk about NFTs and the stock market

We celebrate International Women's Day, review The Batman, talk about moving to Austin, and our diverse friend groups.

The boys are drained as they discuss holiday celebrations, valentine's day and their lack of love, Matt Stafford and his superbowl win, and which body of water would make the best wife.

Ehsan Ahmad is back and we talk about our legs, defending Joe Rogan, Euphoria, reincarnation, and prom.

Matt and Morgan talk about getting in fights with a dj, Jackie Robinson's impact, N*Sync vs Backstreet Boys, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's baby, and which groups of people deserve to be put down.

Matt and Morgan do impressions, endorse Kanye for president, reminisce over the times candy was hot, and defend Ellen DeGeneres.

The boys celebrate lots of birthdays, reminisce over trashy daytime tv, figure out how cocky to be when approaching women, and celebrate Dr Martin Luther King, Jr

Matt and Morgan are back to talk about prom queens, being apolitical, online dating, hunting, and childhood cartoons.

The boys discuss the deaths of John Madden and Betty White, what happened with Antonio Brown, Jeff Bezos' responsibility, and if cultural appropriation is good or bad.

Matt and Morgan recap Christmas, set some New Years resolutions, and get into a heated argument about some of the top bands of all time.

Matt and Morgan recap their Thanksgiving, discuss the Alanis Morrisette documentary, and why meeting your favorite TV characters is never that fun.

Matt and Morgan talk about Kyle Rittenhouse, what they're thankful for, how to beat depression, why Joe Biden sucks, and how to manufacture friends.