The Big Humble

Morgan got mad at his friends, Matt considers being trans, the boys reminisce over radio shows and answer some patreon questions

Matt and Morgan talk about The Bear, doing comedy, Trump's Mar A Lago raid, where they would fly their private jets, why movies are better on airplanes, and which doctor would make the best husband.

Matt and Morgan debate which sports team can beat the heat, Dave Matthew's Band poop incident, the worst candy bars, and Morgan's winning streak.

Matt and Morgan wallow in the idea that Hot Girl Summer is still on, figure out what glue is made of, talk about a MAGA army, talk about their friends complaining too much, and mock Grateful Dead fans.

Matt and Morgan are BACK! We talk about China, getting rid of Borders, talk about aliens, answer way too many  patreon questions, and discuss ice cream.

Matt, Morgan, Ehsan, and Kim Congdon rank the Top 10 Disasters of all time!

Matt and Morgan celebrate America's Birthday, talk about songs that can save the world, reminisce over the glory days of The Jersey Shore, and review a Portland road rage incident.

Matt and Morgan fight about ownership of the podcast, celebrate Anne Sullivan, recap Matt's Scrabble dominance, and answer some Patreon questions.

Matt and Morgan celebrate CHM, talk about Juneteenth, Father's Day, Indians, the depth of water, and which Warrior they would marry.

Matt rates Morgan as a friend, the boys discuss D-Day, their friends hot moms, if Michael Phelps is faster than Usain Bolt, and the most degrading thing we've heard in the bedroom.

Matt and Morgan talk about the Tulsa Massacre, neo-nazis, dogs becoming losers, blind representation, and their thoughts on recent tragedies.

Matt and Morgan wish a happy birthday to Scatman Crothers, Jewel, Drew Carey, and Aaron Donald, celebrate World Turtle Day, set their plan to beat Rick Caruso, and start a podcast war with every podcast of note in Los Angeles.

Matt and Morgan talk about escaping prison, suing someone for calling you gay, Alex Jones, reality stars, their WWE pitches, and which famous scientist is the best.

Matt and Morgan talk about Mother's Day, Andrew WK, Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs list, Kelly Clarkson becoming a cultural icon, plastic chairs, old people driving bad cars, and a celebration of the first ever Tuesday the 10th.

Matt and Morgan figure out what song would be picked first overall, talk about their infamous foot race that Matt won, if they would buy a yacht or not, Elon's plan to save the world, Bhad Bhabie's $50,000,000, and touch on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard (finally).

Matt and Morgan talk about being monks, which celebrities they would orally pleasure, Mike Tyson's airplane fight, and they rewrite the Lord's Prayer.

Morgan is back from Costa Rica and the boys talk about Al Capone, Rebecca Black, the BLM mansion, ASAP & Rihanna, Everything Everywhere All At Once, doing things alone, and Coachella.

Matt and Morgan talk about the effects of getting attacked by film twitter, Matt's trip to SLC, peeing the bed, Anton LeVey, and Matt's Uncle Millard's missing finger.

Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell talk about black magicians, friends that are girls, getting rid of gravity, replacing ambulances with helicopters, and why time exists.

Comedian Matt Lockwood and Morgan Mizell discuss Will Smith's slap, the Oscars being boring, Brett Ratner being a bad tipper, mean internet comments, and why you should hit your kids.

Comedian Matt Lockwood and Waitress Morgan talk about activating menace mode, trans athletes, cancelling electronics, how to tickle your friends, COPS, and which peeing experience they would marry.

The boys celebrate Pi Day, talk about their hatred of nerds, discuss their plans as president, and hate on men who talk about NFTs and the stock market

We celebrate International Women's Day, review The Batman, talk about moving to Austin, and our diverse friend groups.