The Big Humble

Matt and Morgan are once again in good spirits as they prepare for Thanksgiving week. They discuss Matt's weird family and talk about why swimming isn't a staple in every cultures. They also decide when to have Breakfast Month and which exercise they would marry.

Matt and Morgan figure out what beige is, cry in their cars, celebrate Travis Barker, discuss college shootings, and decide which month is best for Cowboy Month.

Matt and Morgan talk about discovering land, boring best picture winners, why Bhad Bhabie is an icon, and which endangered animal they would like to get in bed with.

Matt and Morgan celebrate Halloween by not talking about Kanye, figuring out who should be able to vote, Matt's sister, Morgan's court order to stay away from schools, and how nice it would be to have a boyfriend.

Matt and Morgan develop a new soup restaurant, recap Harry Houdini's death, figure out the funniest genocider, and talk about their feelings a lot.

Matt recaps his trip to Skankfest Vegas, the boys discover one of their friends is a Disney Adult, they talk about the famous assassination of a president, and Morgan makes a joke about an old slave owner strategy.

Matt and Morgan agree that White Lives Matter, review playoff baseball, football, and a couple movies, attempt to remove certain words from the racist vernacular, and reminisce over their favorite 2000s R&B artists

Matt and Morgan have a friend draft, talk about the founder of Subway, answer some patreon questions, and praise Kanye for his new political stances.

Matt and Morgan reconnect after a week apart to celebrate some birthdays and have an argument about people's music tastes.

Matt and Morgan celebrate the UK's liberation from the Queen, they figure out how to bring segregation back, and why we look at stereotypes wrong.

Matt and Morgan recap their weekend, talk about the heat, how many geese they could fight, and which teacher was their least favorite

Matt and Morgan had very different weekends, the boys talk about funerals for old people, John McCain, 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, best inventions, and which movie theater they would sleep with.

Morgan got mad at his friends, Matt considers being trans, the boys reminisce over radio shows and answer some patreon questions

Matt and Morgan talk about The Bear, doing comedy, Trump's Mar A Lago raid, where they would fly their private jets, why movies are better on airplanes, and which doctor would make the best husband.

Matt and Morgan debate which sports team can beat the heat, Dave Matthew's Band poop incident, the worst candy bars, and Morgan's winning streak.

Matt and Morgan wallow in the idea that Hot Girl Summer is still on, figure out what glue is made of, talk about a MAGA army, talk about their friends complaining too much, and mock Grateful Dead fans.

Matt and Morgan are BACK! We talk about China, getting rid of Borders, talk about aliens, answer way too many  patreon questions, and discuss ice cream.

Matt, Morgan, Ehsan, and Kim Congdon rank the Top 10 Disasters of all time!

Matt and Morgan celebrate America's Birthday, talk about songs that can save the world, reminisce over the glory days of The Jersey Shore, and review a Portland road rage incident.

Matt and Morgan fight about ownership of the podcast, celebrate Anne Sullivan, recap Matt's Scrabble dominance, and answer some Patreon questions.

Matt and Morgan celebrate CHM, talk about Juneteenth, Father's Day, Indians, the depth of water, and which Warrior they would marry.

Matt rates Morgan as a friend, the boys discuss D-Day, their friends hot moms, if Michael Phelps is faster than Usain Bolt, and the most degrading thing we've heard in the bedroom.

Matt and Morgan talk about the Tulsa Massacre, neo-nazis, dogs becoming losers, blind representation, and their thoughts on recent tragedies.