The Big Humble

Matt and Morgan present maybe the worst ever episode of the Big Humble. They talk about the holocaust, Matt's mom having to give birth to him, and not believing weird science claims.

Matt and Morgan learn that Harriet Beecher Stowe was white, dive into another therapy session, learn about global religions, and decide which Spiderman had the hottest Mary Jane.

Matt and Morgan do a post-party episode where they make jokes about cum, being retired, how to properly celebrate memorial day, Morgan's nativity, and which part of the penis they would marry.

Matt and Morgan are back to talk about if mustaches are gay, if Harvey Milk was overrated, the truth about manifestos, and which monster they would marry.

We're back! Matt recaps the death of his mother, Morgan talks about how happy he is, the boys discuss doing hakas, what their hopes and fears are for when AI takes over, and Matt has a full on therapy session.

Matt is back from Michigan and the boys are hungover from Morgan's birthday party. Shocking new revelations about the titanic stun Matt. Drumline is mentioned. Matt wonders who is spreading vicious rumors about his sex life. Morgan thinks gym teachers aren't accepted in the teachers lounge.

Matt and Morgan talk about waking up early, going up a size in underwear, not paying taxes, Hitler's version of Heaven, and why being tall solves all your problems.

Morgan is back from Australia! Matt shares some exciting news about his comedy career, the boys talk about Macklemore for some reason, and we celebrate the best female singers.

Matt is joined by women Monarey and Nikki who fill in for Morgan as he continues his Australian adventure. They discuss Disney villains, childhood lies, Matt becoming a woman, and their telepathy skills.

Morgan is dead!!!! Hilarious person Noah Findling fills in for Morgan while he's in Australia. Matt and Noah discuss being Jewish, skiing vs. snowboarding, do some impressions, and discuss why they chose to be artists, and Noah admits his love for mustard.

Matt wishes Morgan farewell for Women's History Month, the boys talk about evolution and Christian Science, remember the Alamo, and discuss which pet is the biggest red flag.

Matt Lockwood declares himself a sovereign citizen, the boys recap their music tastes this week, Matt comes up with a new theory, and we wish Katrina a happy birthday.

Matt recaps his trip to Austin, Texas, the boys celebrate a ton of birthdays, and they discuss wing flavors.

Matt and Morgan recap their Superbowl party, talk about the train crash, the upcoming alien invasion, tickle time, and decide to hire a matchmaker.

Matt and Morgan talk about the best letter, the only flaw in Succession, why You People stunk, and recap the Grammy's.

Matt and Morgan discuss wheelchairs, bald presidents, teacher/student relationships, God's beautiful creations, music that can save lives, and the happy birthday song.

Matt and Morgan mourn the Giants loss, celebrate their mental health, talk about women's handwriting, who would win in a fight, and which of their friends they would marry.

Matt and Morgan celebrate the Giants win, MLK Jr Day, Robert E Lee Day, & National Boston Day, talk about Aaliyah's marriage to R Kelly and her tragic death, and give the listeners some tips on how to have a happier mind. They also try Pilk.

Matt and Morgan eat some queso, Matt tries to audition for Survivor, the boys talk about Rod Stewart's son and why college football sucks.

Matt and Morgan record a special bonus episode! We missed you guys too much to wait till Monday. We recap our holiday shenanigans, talk about the Weather People, whether or not we're wanted by the FBI, and if George Zimmerman would make a good husband.

Matt and Morgan take calls and emails from you, our listeners! We also call some of the friends of the show to see what they're up to including Nikki Bon, Ehsan Ahmad, Jessie Jetski Johnson, Hormoz Rashidi, Monarey Martinez, and Brother Kyle!

Matt and Morgan talk about their Christmas plans, New Years Resolutions, wetting the bed, and whether or not Morgan would make a good father.

Matt and Morgan struggle to get through the episode, recap the Comedy Store Christmas Party, talk about why artists do bad stuff, become Taylor Swift fans, and decide whether to marry love or happiness.

It's Matt's mom's birthday! We celebrate by sharing Matt's earliest memory with his mom, talk about emotional and physical growth, West Coast vs East Coast, and Matt's lack of style.

The boys are back after a one week hiatus!! They talk about their thanksgivings, what bothers them, Barney's sex massages, and what the order should be at self serve holiday parties.