Episodes

8/9 - Nagasaki, Morgan learns responsibility, and the New American Olympics 10.08.2021 1:26:35

The boys talk about the seriousness of dropping an atomic bomb, their recent camping trip, OJ Simpson, and who should be the point of contact with aliens when the come to Earth.

8/2 - Matt has COVID, Latinas, and AOL Chat Rooms 03.08.2021 1:25:32

The boys are back from their Covid break! We talk about the worst Christmas song of all time, Matt's high school crushes, and our cyber girlfriends from the early days of the internet.

7/19 - Space Jam, Benedict Arnold, and Titans 20.07.2021 1:17:34

The boys review Space Jam 2: A New Legacy, talk about which Jackass member was their favorite, frustrate over dating in LA vs. Michigan, and why its okay to be a sheep sometimes.

7/12 - Dorkiness, Olivia Rodrigo, and Lemon Meringue Pie 13.07.2021 1:22:25

The boys discuss how corny Lin Manuel Miranda is, how to be cool, the greatest pop singer of all time, pop punk bands, and our daughter Darcy.

7/5 - 4th of July, Magicians, and Crime Shows 06.07.2021 1:16:34

The boys try a new theme song, talk about going to the circus, discuss the lonely life of magicians, and try to figure out why women love true crime shows.

6/28 - Aliens, The Moon, and Science Sucks 29.06.2021 1:35:16

The boys talk about Survivor, Matt's girlfriend the Moon, what the aliens plan to do to society, and how humans conquered the world.

6/22 - Ehsan is back, ketamine, and 9/11 stories 22.06.2021 1:14:17

Ehsan is back with the boys as they discuss Rebecca Black, doing ketamine, Ben Simmons, which 9/11 crash they would marry, and which states they would draft for their respective races.

6/14 - Flag Day, where to dump our ashes, and saying goodbye to Tik Tok 14.06.2021 1:10:42

Morgan is up and about, we celebrate Flag Day, rank our favorite Harriets, talk about our funeral plans, and decide to both marry The Wire.

6/7 - Xavier, Kid Cudi, and Morgan is Confrontational 08.06.2021 1:05:26

Xavier joins the podcast in studio, Matt and Morgan are back to their own ways, Kid Cudi is too sad, and which Limp Bizkit song would make the best husband.

6/1 - Walt Whitman, Big News, and Women's Tennis 01.06.2021 1:04:48

Morgan is still recovering while we pivot into a self help podcast and spend too much time talking about women's tennis rankings.

5/24 - Morgan's out of the Hospital, Hitler is Chemo, and Olivia Rodrigo 25.05.2021 1:09:01

We're back at Morgan's apartment, Matt talks about his shows this weekend, we decide that people are cancer, and we kill old rock bands.

5/19 - Live from the Hospital!!! 20.05.2021 55:33

Morgan got hit by a car so we are recording in his hospital room. We talk about some stuff but does it matter what? We're doing everything we can to get this podcast to you!

5/3 - Youth Group, Bottled Emotions, and Sandwich Chains 04.05.2021 59:10

We discuss what kind of car Jesus would drive, how weird our churches were, and whether or not Babe Ruth is black.

4/26 - The Oscars, Who's the best crackhead, and Infinite Jest 27.04.2021 1:11:10

The boys say happy birthday to their King, discuss the Oscars, rehash arguments they had this weekend, and decide which Britney Spears song they would have sex with.

4/19 - Morgan's New York Trip, Spanish Conquests, and Celebrate Your Race Day 20.04.2021 1:12:54

Morgan is back from New York, Matt had sex, Spanish People are considered white people, and we have sex with a wedding reception.

4/12 - Live Poetry, The Size of Birds, and How Long Can We Hold Our Breath 13.04.2021 1:09:47

Matt is rebranding as a poet, Morgan finds out about how large birds can be, Matt wins a breath holding contest, and neither of us want to sleep with Cleveland

4/5 - Ehsan is here, Emotional Trust-falls, and Vanilla Bean 06.04.2021 1:27:35

Ehsan joins us in real life! We talk about birthdays, mafia, getting intimate with the homies, Matt Gaetz, and which ice cream flavor would make the best husband.

3/31 - Morgan's Birthday, Lil Nas X, and which Emoji we would marry 31.03.2021 1:02:06

Happy Birthday to a bunch of nobodies, Lil Nas X pisses off Christians, we miss Oprah, we review Love and Basketball, and we admire the sunglasses emoji guy

03/22 - Gay Twins, Midwest Women, and Hot Colleges 23.03.2021 1:17:38

The boys have a moment of silence for recent tragedies, we recap Because of Winn-Dixie, Morgan asks Matt's Mom for some money, and we argue about which region's women are #1.

3/15 - The Ides of March, Betrayals, and Dua Lipa Girls 16.03.2021 1:20:02

Morgan might have coronavirus, Fabio, Matt's mom visited, and do all women wish they could kill their husbands.

3/9 - International Women's Day, Stimulus Money, and an Argument That Makes No Sense 09.03.2021 1:14:04

Happy Women's Day! We talk about Boyz N Da Hood, Vaccinations, Doing Comedy, and Steph Curry's Personality

3/1 -Happy Women's Month, we're recovering, and Matt has some wisdom 02.03.2021 1:05:28

The boys talk about Justin Bieber, camping in the winter, how to work on addiction, and how good their lives are at the moment.

2/22 -New York City sucks, Avengers background characters, and our last day of Black History Month 23.02.2021 1:22:33

The boys talk about Morgan's deep cuts issues, why New York is overrated, who is The Falcon, and Paid In Full.

2/15 - Top 5 Hottest Presidents, Valentine's Day in Heaven, & Flying 16.02.2021 1:12:18

We celebrate President's Day! We figure out which presidents were the hottest, which dead woman we would shoot our shot with, and how boring purgatory would be.

2/8 - Plans for the Race War, Coming To America, and Morgan's Superbowl Song 09.02.2021 1:08:45

The boys discuss their friend being in a Superbowl ad, which side they would fight for in the upcoming war, ignorant racism vs. mialicious racism, and Spongebob in other languages.