The Betchelor

Kay and Derek are back to talk about the hometowns episode of The Bachelorette. They start with the trip to meet Pilot Pete’s family in California. Is this the sweetest family in the history of the show? At 12:30 they move on to Tyler C’s date and ask if there’s any emotional connection between these two. Next, they discuss Luke P’s hometown visit and all the red flags that came along with it. Wha...

Kay and Derek are back to break down the Bachelorette’s trip to Amsterdam. They start with updates on the two guys who entered the house with girlfriends at home, and discuss all the toxic masculinity going on this season. Is this the bro-iest season in the history of the show? At 10:20 they break down the show going to Amsterdam and how obvious it is that Jed has never travelled in his life. At 2...

Kay and Derek are joined by Brandi Cyrus to break down this week’s Bachelorette drama. They start off with Derek’s return from filming Bachelor in Paradise and recap what he missed while he was away, including Jed’s shady move. At 11:53 they dive into Hannah and Garrett bungee jumping naked. Does anybody think that counts as a sexy date? They revisit last week’s weird recap scene and share conspir...

Kay is joined by Bachelorette contestant Grant Eckel to spill some tea and talk about his recent departure from the show. He reacts to the crazy news story about Jed, explains how he was originally cast on the show, and tells us what Hannah was really like. Plus, Kay and Grant play a game of Red Flag or Dealbreaker. Thanks to our sponsor! SkinnyPop Popcorn: You can find SkinnyPop at retailers nati...

Kay is joined by Caila Quinn of Ben Higgins’ season of The Bachelor to discuss last night’s episode. They start off with a huge announcement about where Derek has been the last two weeks. Then they break down the newly-announced cast of Bachelor in Paradise. At 10:35 they dive into the latest Bachelorette drama, beginning with Hannah and Luke P’s never-ending date. Why is she still hanging onto th...

Kay is joined by Jared Freid of the UUp? podcast to break down this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, and they’re both not having it with ABC’s scheduled change. At 7:50 they discuss the untimely exit of John Paul Jones and try to explain why the audience came to love him. Next, they talk about Hannah’s weird decision to play therapist between the Lukes and her one-on-one date with Mike. Is he p...

Kay and Derek kick off with some Bachelor Nation news featuring inside info on Raven and Adam’s engagement. At 7:45 they dive into this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with Luke’s tequila company making it on the show and Jed’s head getting a one-on-one date. They talk about Kay’s dream of a group date, including the aggressive rugby match and all the pastel outfits. Are we all just g...

Derek is joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Everyone’s Gay podcast. They start out talking about beauty pageants and Derek learns what a filler queen is. At 7:05 they discuss the first group date featuring Jason Biggs and his wife. WTF was that electric shock scene all about? At 15:00 they talk about Jed’s one-on-one time with Hannah, then dive into Mike’s heartfelt moment and the...

Kay and Derek cover this week’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with all the Kelly Ripa drama. Why is she coming for the show? At 6:00 they discuss the awkward Mr. Right Pageant, including Luke’s crazy-early expression of love for Hannah and the surprising winner. Kay shares some inside info she got in a DM from Cam’s ex-girlfriend. They talk about the first one-on-one date and Derek makes a...

Kay and Derek are back for the premiere of Hannah’s season of the Bachelorette. They start out with updates on the biggest news in Bachelor Nation and Derek spills the tea on rumors going around about him and Stephanie Pratt. At 12:20 they dive into the new cast and discuss the weird rumors about Matt. They recap the cast introductions, including the most memorable entrances, and talk about some o...

Kay and Derek are back and talking about the finale to Colton’s season of The Bachelor. They start by recapping the insane Betches watch party in New York City. At 4:45 they dive into the aftermath of Colton’s fence jump and everything that followed. Who is Chris Harrison talking to on his burner phone when Colton goes missing? They talk about Tayshia handling the breakup so well, Hannah G not eve...

Kay and Derek are joined by comedian Jared Freid of the Betches U Up? podcast to break down Monday night’s episode in Portugal and discuss all the fantasy suite action. Jared weighs in on Cassie’s surprising decision and predicts what will happen next. The fence jump finally happened and they discuss every detail, including Colton’s disappearance. What’s going to happen next? At 53:50 Derek and Ka...

Kay and Derek are back and talking about the Kardashian drama they accidentally started between Khloé and Mike Fleiss. Could she become the next Bachelorette after all? They also discuss the song Colton recorded with boy band O-Town. At 8:30 they get into this week’s hometown visits and talk about Colton asking each father for permission to marry his daughter. They speculate on where Chris Harriso...

Kay is sick so Derek is joined by Brett Vergara to recap all things Bachelor Nation. At 8:30 they recap Colton and Tayshia’s ultra millenial date in Denver. At 18:20 they break down Caelynn’s one on one and whether or not she’s too perfectly prepped and polished for the show. At 26:15 they talk about Hanna B’s date and the awkwardness of Colton’s dad dressing like a millenial. At 34:05 they break...

Kay and Derek are joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Betches podcast Everyone’s Gay. At 3:50 they talk about the first two girls sent home this week and cover Hannah G’s makeout-heavy one on one date. Does anyone really want to share a shower with another person, even if it’s Colton? At 13:30 they talk about the cringy boxing date where Demi got punched in the face, and discuss the...

Kay and Derek return to keep you up to date with everything happening with Colton and the girls as they take Thailand. At 12:00 they talk about Derek and Heather’s over produced first kiss. At 16:20 they talk about the group date which was a fun scavenger hunt to find food in the jungles of Thailand. At 28:45 they are joined by Blake Horstmann to talk about eating during on camera dates, his predi...

Kay and Derek are back and talking about The Bachelor going to Singapore. They talk about the high-pitched scream from Colton during his bungee jump. Is that the same sound he’ll make when he finally gets to the fantasy suite? At 17:00 they touch upon the serious conversation Caelynn had with Colton during their one-on-one date. Then they discuss the non-apology that took place between the two pag...

Kay is joined by Marie Roda of MTV’s The Challenge. At 7:10 they talk about the pageant girls Hannah B. and Caelynn turning on each other. They agree that the pirate themed date looked like a great time. The age shaming is at an all time high this season. At 13:40 they discuss the weird spanking moment from Demi. Do we love her or hate her? They talk about Elyse’s heartwarming date. Did everyone e...

Kay and Derek are back and start with Colton’s weird intro from bed this week. At 3:30 they recap the group date featuring Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Are we the only ones disappointed by the “first time” stories? They agree that everyone overreacted to Demi picking up the rose. At 13:30 they talk about Hannah B’s painful one-on-one date and pick apart her toast. Just say “to us” and be done...

Recorded live from Xfinity Reality Week in South Beach Miami, Kay and Derek are back with a live episode immediately following the “Bachelor” season 23 premiere. They agree that we didn’t need a full hour of watch-party footage to start the episode. At 4:45 they talk about some of the most memorable introductions. They discuss the best and worst virginity jokes of the episode. Kay predicts who wil...

Kay and Derek are back with a bonus episode ahead of the premiere of Colton’s season. They catch you up on everything that happened in the offseason and have all the details you need to know about the cast of characters competing for Colton’s final rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek have finally reached the finish line of an exhausting season of ‘Paradise’. They start with the Jenna controversy. Jenna was supposed to come on this week’s show but completely ghosted them after the news of her texting a random man behind Jordan’s back hit the internet. In lieu of having Jenna in the studio, they recap the final episode of ‘Paradise” before the reunion. At 23:00 the...

Kay and Derek are back and they’re not thrilled about Colton being named the new “Bachelor”. Derek is a bit skeptical because all he’s ever seen Colton do on camera is cry. At 4:45 Derek reveals that he received a DM from a listener informing him that Leo is throwing hands all over Twitter calling former “Bachelor” contestants beta males after his royal rumble on “BIP”. At 12:55 they talk about th...

Kay and Derek are back for another “Bachelor In Paradise” marathon. With so much action they’re getting a little exhausted. Kay thinks Connor is pretty hot but Derek thinks he’s doing a “Mr. Cool” routine like Chris. Derek also can’t understand why these contestants keep lying to the audience. It’s almost as if the contestants keep forgetting the audience sees everything they’re doing. At 21:00 th...

Kay and Derek are back with another 2 episode “Bachelor in Paradise” recap. They agree that Chris, Tia and Krystal are caught in the love triangle from hell. Derek thinks that Chris is trying to look like “Mr. Smooth” but isn’t fooling anyone. At 7:10 Derek explains that paradise is, in fact, actually smelly because no one there can ever stop sweating. At 11:30 they talk about how Venmo John has m...